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naughtysalamander: male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot
mama-hanji: punkbread: i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’ Do you think this is a god damn movie? My best
alice-is-wet: It’s Friday night and everyone’s out partying! But I’m feeling like a quiet girl tonight, soooo….I think its time for me to get this boom-BOOM booty into early jammies and blankies, smoke about 5 joints, and cuddle up with both
cleromancy: CATS FORGETTING TO PUT THEIR TONGUES AWAY MAKES ME SO FUCKIN HAPPY. YOUR TONGUE IS NOT IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA. ITS JUST HANGIN THERE, NOT BEING IN YOURM OUTH. YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT. YOU ARE A CAT
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
monobeartheater: djsais: arceeofficial: june-and-the-ocean: egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is SWEET JESUS SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS OH MY GOD. I TELL PEOPLE
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: skittythegreat: #for all her sass #its the look in the last gif #that dang look I AM A DIE HARD DESTIEL LADY BUT IF YOU EVER EVER EVER TRY TO TELL ME THAT MEG DIDNT LOVE CASTIEL WITH HER WHOLE BLACK GOOEY HEART I WILL SHOW
celsisus: When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
shouldnt: shouldntism: jesus: shouldnt: its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr excuse me? the movement has started
sweet-bitsy: awwww-cute: An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded THIS IS IT THIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED ME BECAUSE AFTER A LONG DAY OF HERDING SHEEP, THIS PUPPY HERE HERDED WITH ALL ITS MIGHT AND THEN SAID YOU KNOW
danekez:I was on tumblr before it was sold to Yahoo and let me tell you, the only complaints i ever heard about staff before then was “fix the video player” and “theyre a bunch of silly memes” but NOW its like theyre satan incarnate
dialupmodem: frillyknickersxo: vspanther: shrimpfur: Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them “suck my dick” ok “bite me” hell yeah “kiss my ass” sure “Fuck you” well if you insist.
iniquitysoneoftheperks: dnwinchester: #HE WIPES HIS HAND IN THE LAST ONE OMG #LIKE ‘EW IT TOUCHED ME WITH ITS GROSS DEMON-NESS’ #CAS PLS Can we talk about how awesome of a move that is. The demon tries to get out of there, knowing that this
ischemgeek: columbiaphoenix: counting-teacups: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww writing adult emails is awful its like hi [name of person], this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something
twistedcolors: anniesmovingcastle: eziocauthon89: graveyawn: selva: //cats & boxes are you fuckin kiddin me “If I fits, I sits” applies to all cats poesia-surrealista And if they don’t fit they will smash the box until they do. Its
male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot
mznjcutie: bigeminisc: spragzpc1: when you think its safe to let your girl sleep out by her best friend cause there married I wonder if any female would let me and hubby turn up on them 😏 Okkkkkk
dakotaaaa: my youngest sister was trying to express that someone died with her limited child vocabulary and what she finally said was “his ghost fell out” its been fucking me up all week
swarnpert: swarnpert: standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay its a loading screen
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: spacenoidjusticewarrior: me, in a public place: i know its risky to open tumblr up in public, but i mean it’s 10 in the morning! what could people possibly be posting this early? y’all, who have pics of an anime
charmercharm: 2022driverseat: Granny send me a selfie , I know its time to visit her Yeaaahhh one nephew coming up 😃
naughtysalamander:male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot
omg-sweetlunlikelycollector-me: wayward-naiad: medieisme: cosmictuesdays: trynottodrown: zooophagous: bugcthulhu: filbypott: rafzombie: i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi I thought it was a giant squid.
Of course the first thing i wake up to is a call saying my brother is in jail. its not like my life hates me or anything -____-
50shadesofpop-punk: suddenly-pandas: van-i-tas: fawksman: starksmash: OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT Me I was expecting porn to show up on my blog but it’s not thank god IM CRYING HOW???/.
dialupmodem: frillyknickersxo: vspanther: shrimpfur: Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them “suck my dick” ok “bite me” hell yeah “kiss my ass” sure “Fuck you” well if you insist. “my mother was right
suddenly-pandas: van-i-tas: fawksman: starksmash: OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT Me I was expecting porn to show up on my blog but it’s not thank god IM CRYING
royalsiblings: I keep this video of my brother fucking my cunt on my phone… no one knows its us but me and him. I watch it all the time. I especially like putting it on during class, slipping my hand up my school uniform and masturbating to it with
spiritual-realm:naughtysalamander: male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot seriously tho…………….
larkstonguesinaspicpart1:larkstonguesinaspicpart1: mormonism is sooo funny to me because its straight up one of the few Religion Religions that isn’t regarded as a kooky cult despite the fact that it’s like 100% based on a weird racist scam but we
spacenoidjusticewarrior: me, in a public place: i know its risky to open tumblr up in public, but i mean it’s 10 in the morning! what could people possibly be posting this early? y’all, who have pics of an anime girl with her whole booty ass out:
becquerel: sombra, contacting symmetra for intel: hey girl…….. you know vishkar isnt all its cracked up to be symmetra: i know sombra: wait you do symmetra: they took me from my home, promised a better future, and now i am working for a company that
agenderdoll: someone: don’t bottle up those feelings!!! its important to share and express them!!! me, someone who has been constantly invalidated and made fun of after sharing my feelings: haha no!!
modmad:homoidiotic:plutotheforgotten:homoidiotic:tumblr tags are fucked up for me rn they type what im saying like 5 times like im trapped in a well and its echoing around how am i meant to make my little jokes now :(This is objectively a hilarious glitch
tinyienzo: ask-the-stalwart-puzzler: wuin-its-kingdom: lucylfer: residentwendigo: devipotato: sweetdustedwings: devipotato: don’T FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT KINGDOM HEARTS I AM INCAPABLE OF SHUTTING UP DANCE WATER DANNNCEEEEE ther”ES NO WAY
emailclub: me looking at all the people who paid 30k 2 show up to the met looking like its prom
manywinged:Bro, We Are Rivals . Its Ok To Pin Me Up Against A Wall . Im Ur Nemesis . I Hate You . … Bro, We Are Kiss ing Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro …
“I know what you need,” she breathed, eyes wide as she stared up at me. “I’ve always known… somehow.” Her green eyes widened further as her hand slipped down to caress my manhood, and she let out a little gasp as her fingers slid along its