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Its true…
Its true, sometimes the body knows before the mind has accepted it, give in sissy!
Its true. someday soon all white bois while meet their fate.
its true…
genderjuice: potato salad isnt even a salad wtf its just potatoes in a dressing petition to change potato salads name to “slimy potatoes”
unadeptly: vikingalitarian: This was a wild ride So true though
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katara: seattl-ite: katara: I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous
The Rantings Of a Funnelcake lover
Its not bragging if its true.
lavenderpanda: zoey and i will always quote this whenever we’re joking and one of us starts getting too personal with ourselves lol
It’s The Real Presents #RapLines (Episode 1) We know your pain. We know what you’re going through. We’ve been in your shoes. (It’s true: last year’s Bonnraoo took such a toll on our footwear that we actually ditched them
its true when i tell them my government name and not the shortened version. that was real coming out right there guys.
hokeyfright: the only true ally
roboticoperatingbud:its all the same shit
awwnutbunnies: shinukinomi: So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. This is exactly what happened
Some mf in the comments comparing this to nazis propoganda towards the jews and they can fuck off. These neo nazi “people” are just evil and hateful and you should KNOW why people wanna kick their asses. Fuck off you facsist apologist scum.
fluffysheeple:for every 100 ultimate fucking gigaton hammer beatdown kills a tinkaton gets, a little hatch opens up on the back of their hammer and a tinkatink falls out, fully formed, rattleclub and all. this is known as “parthenogenesis”,
shadowsonthescreen: There are no hurricanes in space. It’s true your molten gold could never be taken for rain but galaxies tear from my throat, stars scorch my bones and you are the storm and the eye of the storm Even my ashes will follow you home
satanic-munchkins: starry-nights-and-coffee: wolffenstien: shybat: *romantically calls you dude* *platonically calls you babe* Romantically calls you dude: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo Platonically calls you babe: Taurus,
mylittleredgirl: badgengar: a-heart-of-calcifer: ehlnofey: When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red. But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours
moontrines: i dont have a clever caption i just wanted y’all to see this
sarenderpity: sarenderpity: Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands. this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys
lesbiandice: not to be dw on main, but
tinyconfusion:this picture is more in canon than the whole fucking episode cause look at how he is looking at rose tyler/billie piper lmaoooooo
sluttyoliveoil: *ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
its true i crave you
its true. anywhere
llatimeria:llatimeria:having the ability to stop, slow down, and think “wait, is there any physical reasons I feel bad actually?” is probably one of the most important skills one can have as a mentally ill/neurodivergent person or really just
e3khatena:When you guys refer to a “blorbo” from your shows, I picture this guy in my headALT
🆕️ Jan Rijkaard simp
leggings are pants and if you think leggings aren’t pants its probably because you are mad that you don’t look good in them
horanforirwin: I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world is okay
amandomivida:aquaplanage:basedgodniall:when you spell restaurant right on the first tryimagine être anglophone et se féliciter d’accomplissements médiocresOmfg
Its not just the way you touch her but the way you look into her soul as your doing it.
its true, im a slut for fruit snacks
dongstomper: this is the most “fuck you its january” january
kohaku-x-adventure: I kinda feel bad…. NOT! sorry Serena, it’s not my fault that you can’t stand up to me lol. So much for promising to be a rival. I thought in order to do that you had to give at least some sort of a challenge xD Next stop, ALISTAR
notlostonanadventure: bowlofmnms: scottish: some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell I don’t really think you can call the difference between
tentaclethearpist: its 20 fucking 13 can we stop pretending that online activism and general awareness campaigns “dont do anything” before i got on tumblr i was a racist sexist anti-feminist piece of garbage whos greatest understanding of any social
Its true that you don’t know what you have till it’s gone
sternen–staub:occasional posts from users
::Autistic boyfriend hyperfixates on OSHA, texts you each morning about how grateful he is that OSHA exists, plays the CGI OSHA industrial accident training video highlight reel for you when you hang out
papayajuan2019:the average person kills themselves 4 times a day
thepoeticsir: Girls need sooooo many spanks
its true what youve heard
I love him.
I wish my weight was low like my friends list, my grades, and my bank account.
True best friend
stoneobrien: if i could only count how many times this happens to me at work This made me laugh so much! Still does to this day <3
natti-karlo: homosexuallibrarian: i find it really angering that abusive friendships aren’t addressed as much as abusive relationships. they’re both very much alike, horrible, and do a great deal of damage. its hard to talk to someone about leaving
Its funny because its true.
