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its-a-sir: sexxsutra: The First Meeting with SIR As I sat at the bar, I noticed Him across the crowded room. He was sitting in a corner alone, but looking directly at me. His piercing eyes were looking through me, making me shift uncomfortably on the
Is it all right that Its almost one in the afternoon and I am crawling back into bed…lol…especially when I just crawled out of bed at noon…lol…Lazy day for me for sure…anyone want to cuddle??? Here is a tease picture
But maybe it’s the worst in meThat’s bringing out the worst in youI know we can fix these kinksBut the worst in me doesn’t want to work on thingsBut the best of me wants to love youBut the worst in me doesn’t want to heck, if
Why its upside down ???? Lol
yourtypicalfriendlyfangirl: Oh my freaking gosh I feel this way towards everyone The way I feel, is every time I say anything to anyone, I’m just giving them another reason to hate me, and whenever I call anyone Its like they just want to get
its-the-opheliac-in-me: Find me the boy that actually believes this…
amaranthdesires:Fake it till you make itIs what life is all about. I really get why misogynistic folks call people like me a trap. I do. I hate it. I find it so hard to justify myself and what I believe in. Its nothing but a theater with a badly written
That’s a dark growing void in me. I thought I would become better in my dealings with the emptiness. Instead it grows suffocating and devour everything in its path. The loneliness is destroying me. There’s nothing I can do to stop it. I need
Hi All.i am baCK.. I know its been long, tumblr wont let me post naughty ones.. but i have naughty sets and videos if you wanna have ‘em.. paypal or amazon.. ำ for 8 sets or 5 videos..
tooruswife:garasu no hanazono: come into my maze, I’m lonely, I need your love.anemone heart: I’m lonely, it hurts.beat in angel: fall in love with me, It wont hurt.zurui yo magnetic today: nico loOK AT ME ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I SWEAR TO
me: i can ship what i wantrandos: no you can’t, stop it!me: actually i can, and i won’trandos:
My brother told me about someone known as “The Angel of the Bridge” who spends his time walking up and down a bridge known for its high suicide rate; it’s estimated he’s saved over a hundred people.Now, these things listed above are all amazing
wecansexy: more adventures of its actually me calliope
its saturday, get on cb with me : dawnwillowlive.com
sssweet-ophelia:introduce me to your parents with your cum still inside me and sneak me off to the bathroom for a quick fuck during dinner :)
Heading out for a bit (in this dress that is definitely too short for me) I wont be replying to messages but will get back to everyone tonight! Thank you so much for all the love ive got over the last two days its been amazing!!! P.S Sorry about the squig
Look at this cute dress ft me being too lazy to take my jeans off
Music affects my mood instantly, if I’m ever sad or angry I just put my headphones on and it calms me so quickly
browningtons: my gf: whats my name in your phone me: haha hold on a sec me: [changes ‘💕top tier 💦semen💦demon💕’ to ‘bae💕’]
Omg Castiel how hard is it for you to fucking love me already. Stop trying to act tough just accept me already geez ;-; /sobs/
Me ranting /ok im not even halfway done with this and im already bitching ok gonna continue watching.. Im watching “My Little Bride” and the things the main gurl is doing is kinda pissing me off. Like its probably just me getting worked up
bladdershycutiepie: lu-wee-gi: fullbladderlemons: Louder, please.Okay so I didn’t think I would have to post this for the (3rd) time, but…PleasePleasePleaseDo not message me with live holds.Do not message me asking if I have to pee.Do not message
Welp!!!, i don’t know how this happened but I went pee before bed but I woke up from a dream where I was desperately trying to find the bathroom..But I didn’t wet the bed! ((Yay go me! *fist pumps*)) but my bladder felt wobbly and full so went to
Hellooo :3 #henna now its all finished #mehndi #hand #me #self #art #face #flower #design
#meko showing them other bitches how its done :‘3 #kitten #cat #me #flowers #pink #spring #cute #garden
Me when someone accidentally insults me: Hey no worries its all good I still love youuuu <3333 :3cMe when I accidentally insult someone else: PLEASE KILL ME NOW WITH A SPAAAADDEE I DON’T DESERVE YOUR FRIENDSHIPPPPPPPP ;W;
Me: *logs onto youtueb* oh there is female csgo league, this looks awesome! Also me: *looks at comments* why :)
Me: Do i talk to myself to much?Also me: No, of course not
peppermintparvati:sometimes it amazes me that there are people who aren’t obsessed with harry potter?? like they actually go about their lives without the crushing awareness that they never got their hogwarts letter?? what a wild concept It amazes me
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
Its my Birthday!
squidbiscuit: Last year Mom: What do you want for christmas this year?Me: Health insurance.Mom:…..how about a subscription to loot crate instead?Me: Okay, that sounds cool. This year Mom: What do you want for christmas?Me: Revolution.Mom:….how abou-Me:
Me (after discovering they purposely removed my credits): Why did you delete my credits?Person: did what?Me: Why did you delete my credit? [sent photoset directly to them] The person that you reblogged this from retained my credits but in your post you
me, to myself, while cooking: OK, don’t just dump the stuff in the pan all at once because the oil will spatter and you will get burned.me: *just dumps the stuff in the pan all at once, causing the oil to spatter and burning my hand*me, to myself
Me: *takes my congestion medication, which I know contains a pretty powerful stimulant*Me, approximately 15 minutes later, having completely forgotten I took anything: *panics and thinks I’m dying because everything is suddenly so much MORE and FAST
Its Valentine’s day!! some people should totally say hi. or submit. or kik me. or all of the above. tooottallly. jackske25
deathgripsforcutie: doctor: well its a boy, have you decided on a name yet? me: my son has no teeth doctor: thats normal for a newborn sir me: how will my child survive
me 50% of the time: I need to eat healthy, diet diet diet, skinny summer body, healthy healthy healthy, no chocolate no lollies nothing, its bad for me, HEALTHY me the other 50% of the time: eat whatever you want, does not matter, yum , screw diets,
kinesthetiac: omg next level video portrait
in-vagina-we-thrust: niggablvd: My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents Keep her
its-so-fun: “Ahora me doy cuenta de que no me quisiste ni la mitad de lo que yo te ame.” — i
IT MAKES ME SO STRESSED WHEN SOMEONE IS ON MY FACE PAGE SOMEONE IS LITERALLY LOOKING AT MY TAGGED/ME (except its tagged/face bc im a dick) AND I AM FEELING VERY OVERWHELMED LIKE WHO ARE U ARE U CUTE DO U THINK IM CUTE
its-me-mashley: Last one for a while, my girlfriend asked me why I want so many pics taken of me nude…Sorry guys but I will do more later on promise…MUAH…
Fake it till you make itIs what life is all about. I really get why misogynistic folks call people like me a trap. I do. I hate it. I find it so hard to justify myself and what I believe in. Its nothing but a theater with a badly written manuscript and
Me: *Thinks about the possible hours I’m going to put into this*Me: *Whimpers a lil*
Me: I should draw something..*sees controller off to the side*Me: *Sweats as I boot up overwatch* Tomorrow damnIT TOMORROW
baku: me: i love gifts! i love presents! someone: ok! want me to buy this for you? me, breaking down crying: NO ITS TOO MUCH ILL GIVE YOU MY KIDNEY IN RETURN HOW DO I THANK U ENOUGh
its not just me, its everybody
oh lawd what am I drawing shfhsfh someone stOP ME
emporbooty: gamblingemperor: emporbooty: gamblingemperor: 1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER 1324 is not in order Matt ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE Science
i walked in on my mom watching a korean drama as usual but when i look to the t.v. i see a familar face, point to the screen, and go me:SOOYOUNG mom: what me: SOOYOUNG mom: what?? me: thats sooyoung mom: oh yea shes a singer me: SHES FROM GIRLS GENERATION
meladoodle: meladoodle: meladoodle: someone once called me a shameless self promoter.. me?? melanie meladoodle??? meladoodle.tumblr.com? reblogging so everyone can see how shocked i am! me… melanie meladoodle. ME? MELADOODLE?
its incredible how untagged notp art can make me go from “calm, chillin out” to “im going to find a cinder-block and rip in half”^ v ^
this homework is so long please end me
lil-spicypepper: I’m in such an awful mood and everything is making me angry and I’m working while angry and people at work are making it worse There’s a dog here so things are improving
I gave my cat some prawns and now he won’t leave me aloneEverything I pick up is a potential prawn to him now