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That’s how its done folks. *claps*
I say that all the time… People tell me “Good morning.” and I just say “… Its morning anyways…” >_>
I smile at my crotch all the time. Its impressive. AND ALL MINE. MUAHAHAHAHAH!
lmao Pretty much the gist of what I think every time this happens. Like fuck… you think its me effing dream to be TECH support? I need money, fuck off you poser bitch mother fucker. XD
Hahahaha. It honestly KILLS me when girls tell me this about a guy. Usually when they have a thing for him, sometimes when they’re dating him. What fucking woman would believe this? Its insane. Naive beyond anything I can think of…
Heh. Its weird I saw this because I was just trying to explain to someone the other day that humans don’t like symmetry, as far as aesthetics and beauty go for other humans. I wish I had had this.
lmao… I could do this to so many women its ridiculous…
… Its kind of self defeating since you have to draw attention to your tits first…
True. People assume that if you’re a genius with an ridiculous IQ… life is easier or something? Well its not… yer fucking dumb for thinking so. ^_^
Hahahaha, I witnessed something similar in real life once… its just as hilarious as this comic suggests. XD
=O Thats terrible… but I wanna laugh because its stick people… >_>
…. dude its not like a passenger jet…
Right? Its not even like I lust her. I don’t do the whole celebrity obsession thing. I just want to date her. She’s like… my type.
lol I love how many people dont understand what that term means. They think its synonymous with Serial Killer or something.
Ignoring the vaguely angry and inappropriate picture/caption on the right, TOTALLY. When I say curvy… I mean CURVY. Its not code for overweight ffs…
Only blogging because its a GIF and theres a fucking MUSTACHE.
…….. like honestly. Its shit like this that makes me struggle to be an egalitarian some times… lmao
lol…. Are there this many men who can’t hit the bowl? I mean fuck, its huge.
Ha. Please. Everyone loves my cock pics. Its a pretty cock. Be serious.
Ah logic. <3 Honestly… it fucking pisses me off when people who are overweight call themselves curvy. Look. Weight has NOTHING to do with being curvy. Its hips and tits people. I’ve seen curvy women who are like…
You know its a good day when you get to troll a sea lion, or vice versa.
lmao It’s not trolling if its on a religious asshole.
…. if ANYONE ever deserved to die… its you man…
AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA. Glad to see the whole planet makes fun of the USA and its not just most of us. =P
….. its…. a pickup line…
lol…. Ive witnessed such things… its hilarious…
…. dude…. I dont think I could ever be a womans bitch that much. Im sure you all think its cute though…
…. I guarantee you someone believed that…. and I guarantee you its an American….
Amen. *nod of approval* Besides, gay guys are better flirts than fuckin’ women by and large. Its a lot of fun.
Ahahahaha. Female hypocrisy at its funniest.
I just grab it, move aside THEN put my money away… its not brain surgery guys…
lol……. Someone had to say it. ***NOTE: If he’s into 13 yos he’s not a pedophile. Extremely misused term. Pedophilia is not related to any age, its related to physical development. Pedophiles like prepubescent girls,
YA ITS NOT THAT FUCKING COMPLICATED LADIES, STOP BEING SELF CENTERED. Ahem… Im fine.
lol Guy…. trust me when I say… its violent… and gory… >_>
Mmmm I love it when someone ELSE points out the hypocritical prejudice all over Tumblr. =) Luckily its only a small part of Tumblr. ^_^
…… I had post this… its a pun… this is Tumblr. Don’t judge me. >_>
…. *tests* Even if its not true… drowning scorpions sounds therapeutic.
lol….. Well at least its thought out, if not particularly well.
Ah Perspective, its a wonderful thing.
lol Thats what you get you fuck tard. ITS A ROAD. You don’t own it.
lol Reverse Psychology at its best.
lol Faith in humanity restored. It has all its legs still.
lol Its like a fairytale!
…. WHERE CAN I BUY THESE IN BULK! ITS A FUCKING EMERGENCY, TELL ME NOW! XD
lol Hahahaha, when dumb fuckers realize why we think they’re dumb for doing dumb shit its extremely amusing. Above is evidence.
Fuck man. The company I work for ADVOCATES the use of IE…. its a fucking travesty tbh…
…. Im not shallow enough to get all PC/SJW about this ALS challenge thing…. but I had nothing against it. I mean its for a good cause, even if it doesn’t affect as many people as shit ton of other causes that need money…
lol…. This is such a fucking safety hazard. Hope its not in America… those fuckers would kill themselves wholesale… freezing to death in the middle of the summer etc.
K look… I dont post penis pictures, at least not other dudes but… COME ON. Its a fuckin’ DRAGON PENIS. XD
lol People with a sense of humor, even if its a business, are my favorite.
lol Its true… unfortunately it is progressing alongside the infection known as SJW.
…….. I don’t even know anymore… I keep coming across this fucked up porn… I can’t decide if its inspiring or dispiriting….
…. every time I see this I must post it… Its the pause right after and I can just like HEAR this muffle voice saying “… I dun fucked up…”
Oh good. Its not just our species who does it. I find this comforting. Boobs are universal for primates. Huzzah!
…. I feel like this is common sense… but apparently… its not…
lol Its not wrong…
Sometimes its the high point of my entire day…
One of its many pitfalls…
lol Its a fruit though… js.
lol I don’t see whats so wrong with this. Information access/exchange/absorption is our future and its a good thing. This is more convenient. I applaud it.
