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dr-gloom: closet-keys: lucidnee: its 2017 men still don’t understand the concept of “tell a girl if all you want from her is sex and don’t pretend you want more” and their dumbass response is “ok but they say no” LIKE SURPRISE!!! Women are

recommend: This Rat Has Been Trained to Paint With Its Feet and It’s Surprisingly Adorable

tikkunolamorgtfo:assassinationtipsforladies:kalichnikov:kalichnikov:terfs are so fucking stupid its actually funnyI probably shouldn’t be surprised about this, but a lot of people missing the point here. the joke isn’t “terfs calling

“The beauty of the unexpected lies within the surprise of the momentum,not only at its tipping point, but also within all the moments waiting.” ― Akilnathan Logeswaran

sumisa-lily: “The beauty of the unexpected lies within the surprise of the momentum,not only at its tipping point, but also within all the moments waiting.” ― Akilnathan Logeswaran

deathbycuriosity: percy-in-my-pants: yaritzalikeszombies: departmentsaur: shubbabang: ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT #i was surprised this didnt end in some sort of murder #i’ve been on tumblr

piecroftandlestroodle:vvankinq:ITS TAKEN ME 14 YEARS BUT I’VE JUST REALISED LORD FARQUAAD WAS A PLAY ON WORDS AND THAT HE IS ACTUALLY LORD FUCKWADWHAT THE HELL DREAMWORKSThat film is like 90% innuendo, are you really surprised

percentage69: Classically-curvaceous sent me this wonderful submission the other day and now im finally getting around to posting it. I dont get submissions very often, though anyone can send them in at any time, so its always a nice surprise to receive

thejaylacarlino: its may ass again. surprise? :)

midnite-wet-dreamz: Sean Cody Model Spotlight: Brandon [x] talks about why he works out so much and his strongest body part (no surprise, its his ass)

laird-white:I never thought that a nigger would make a good bimbo showpiece. This one here though, and surprisingly many others, make quite fine trophies. Just don’t let it do any talking or it will soon become apparent that its just an animal like

perfectmuscleass: its surprising how many of the gym rats i meet who just want their butts fucked

aximili: i love how dmmd anime previews are pretending its not a yaoi . like oh wow this is an interesting sci fi show! all the characters happen to be dudes! watch it there definitely wont be any surprises

rapha31: pic that was on my old dA that i changed up a bit to loot better free to use if anyone wants to. dont even have to ask. itd be a nice surprise to see it floating around on its own.

cogsymod: legoguy9875: thosevideogamemoments: The hero we deserve The garbled audio surprisingly makes this funnier. thats fuckin amazing, this game has its moments lol

kitten5lyf: kitten5lyf: Ride that cock like its the one you desire.~ I’m actually surprised at how many notes this has… x___x

flexingcheeto: Peridooot gettin into trouble as usual. Idk what else to do with this its better off if it comes to you as a surprise~ >|3

grimphantom2: ninsegado91: Lol its always the quiet ones that surprise ya😆 lol i remember this one, still funny XD yummy~ ;9

cavitees: Getting turned into a drone can either be a pleasant or painful experience- its totally up to you! Or how nice your new master is! It’s all a surprise! Just hope you aren’t allergic to latex. Commission for magicalnecro!characters belong

castielcampbell: deanisanactualprincess: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER A+ gif use

People who are attracted to religions like strict and/or clearly defined codes of behavior. So its not exactly surprising.

timelordparadise: drbirdsadviceforsadpoets: none of that was expected. I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise Its back. Reblog forever.

augustales: drethelin: does anyone else get mischievous joy out of being nice sometimes?like “Haha, I knew you were going to be hungry so I got you your favorite food so I can surprise you with it being ready when you get here GOT YOU” #YES!! #its

onagiart: Got another one. I LOVES me some Kasumi… surprised its taken me this long to do a scene like this since ninjas are my thing really. hardest part was actually animating her feet and legs bouncing naturally lol. had some trouble getting this

braginskye: its the end of the movie. everything is resolved. the crew are sailing away on the thousand sunny. and then. they remember that thEY FORGOT ZORO. AND IT GETS BETTER BECAUSE ZORO DOESNT EVEN ACT SURPRISED OR ANYTHING. HES JUST

msendless:Surprise doodle gift art for @sugar-tan of her cute mystic cake c: (Sorry if its kinda lopsided D: and messy) So cute >w<

traptastictasha: Traps love their morning dabs… This batch of wax (Cherry Pie) is so delicious, its got that yummy sweet flavor. Kinda like pine… This balancing act still surprises me. Good thing I spent so much time playing statue as a kid haha…

taboolicious: My buddy @bittenhardly surprised me with this awesome pic, its really nice to see some of my other girls getting some love!he also did a naked pic of Karen here, but those will remain exclusive of the ingame gallery.dont forget to support

brandybugotti27: Pretty in General and Sexy in Red with a Surprise i know its big but i can feel it in me

synthcalibur: Ongyo-ki (オンギョウキ) is an oni that was controlled by Fujiwara no Chikata. Ongyo-ki suppressed its aura to prevent enemies from sensing him, allowing him to surprise enemies when he attacked.

torukun1: deathmatches: i appreciate when a fight tells me the fighter’s penis size and whether its circumcised or not so i won’t be surprised when they whip it out during a submission move #the gag being that they’re all porn stars obvs #ufc

this is cute i have a surprising amount of N x bad dad but its mostly N x Black

thatfilthyanimal: fiztheancient: um What the heck is that a screenshot of XD (and why am I not surprised) haha I KNEW YOU WOULD REPLY TO THIS its referrals on my tumblr. someone was looking up megamind porn and TUMBLR BUTT and went to my page through

[9:44:04 PM] ♐ buttstink: omg cute[9:44:20 PM] Fiz: hes pointing to a cloud that looks like a bong[9:45:10 PM] ♐ buttstink: and she thinks its a bag of jewgold[9:45:23 PM] ♐ buttstink: oh im not surprised that u could spot that so quickly!!!!!!!!![9:47:53

konekosilvertail replied to your post: haha crookedtrees (i think) followed me then unfollowed me a day later its not that surprising?? I follow lots of blogs for just a couple days and then unfollow them when I decide I dont really want their stuff

yungmethuselah: micdotcom: NASA just found strong evidence of life on Mars On Tuesday, NASA announced that its one-ton Curiosity rover made a surprising discovery on Mars: “burps” of organic methane gas that very well may be evidence of living

sexonthebayou: sexonthebayou: These are a few of the assets I brought to the office today. All work and no play makes for a boring day! Well Hello Ms. Rouge. Working hard I see. Its about time for another of these surprise sets baby girl.

fluttershythekind: Looks Like Rain Poor Rarity’s sunny stroll looks like it may have taken a damp turn. Darn those surprise summer showers ^_^ Its a bit past my bedtime so I really must be making this short, but I do so hope you’re all having a lovely

holaholacocacola: boxlunches: videohall: 3500 pound walrus practices his vocalizations “Its eyes.” ಠ_ಠ “The whistling was truly a surprise for me. Wow.” “This snapped me right out of a tumblr boredom spiral.” My god I don’t know

savedchicken: My first SNK fanart and its of this guy drooling all over the place no one is surprised

17kindsofawesome: TAZ Lady Week, Day 2: Favorite Romantic Relationship between Women SURPRISE its 2/3 of our favorite fucking Enforcers. They’re married. Killian’s bowtie is yellow because ducks, Carey has at LEAST three knives hidden somewhere in

neurosciencestuff: Researchers surprised to find how neural circuits zero in on the specific information needed for decisions While eating lunch, you notice an insect buzzing around your plate. Its color and motion could both influence how you respond.

kittydenied: Sir is having me try out some different combinations with my belt today. I’m using a new plug attachment, and trying out a new shield with a rear opening. The plug gives me surprisingly little pleasure. Its impossible to ignore and

cuckiedrew: spk72: I love it when other blogs I follow surprisingly throw in a photo or video with male chastity as its focus :) Hey glad you like it :)

kittydenied: Did some testing with my latex panties tonight to see if my dildo feels any different.. And it does! Its surprisingly unsatisfying because of the thick internal sheaths. :(I tried my favorite dildo first and when I got the disappointing

deathbycuriosity: percy-in-my-pants: yaritzalikeszombies: departmentsaur: shubbabang: ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT #i was surprised this didnt end in some sort of murder #i’ve been on tumblr

phantomrose96: Being overly-familiar with a series is such a weird burden sometimes because like you’ll see some theory being passed around that you instantly know is wrong. Like it’s surprising to see people supporting it because the flaws in its

phantomrose96: Being overly-familiar with a series is such a weird burden sometimes because like you’ll see some theory being passed around that you instantly know is wrong. Like it’s surprising to see people supporting it because the flaws in its

socialistexan: warriormale: dragonsrequiem: whyyoustabbedme: Men not being allowed to be emotional & rampant homophobia are the reasons men commit suicide 3.5x more than women… most men are given no outlet to feel feelings. To the point that they

augustales: drethelin: does anyone else get mischievous joy out of being nice sometimes?like “Haha, I knew you were going to be hungry so I got you your favorite food so I can surprise you with it being ready when you get here GOT YOU” #YES!! #its

annlander: i’m always surprised at how quick people agree with communist theory and leaders as long as you dobt tell them its communist

scifigeneration: NASA just found strong evidence of life on Mars On Tuesday, NASA announced that its one-ton Curiosity rover made a surprising discovery on Mars: “burps” of organic methane gas that very well may be evidence of living microbes beneath

3 hours later and my iPod is resisting all attempts at getting it to work. I think it might actually be broken (not terribly surprising since its quite old). Can iPods get viruses? Because whenever I try to interact with it either on iTunes or through

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So, I actually had a Steven Universe-related dream last night! I very very rarely have fandom-related dreams so I just find it really fascinating. I suppose its not too surprising since I’ve pretty much done nothing but watch, read about, listen

kyousaya: when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like I LIVE THERE

kasukasukasumisty replied to your post: classyplatypi asked:whoops sorry,… tvguide clearly didn’t receive any listings yet. Maybe they are just repeating the former pattern they know. yea, that seems likely. TV guides always seem to put default

You helped me with an anon question, and you’re a pretty cool person, so I thought you might appreciate a doodle of your gemsona,Oh my gosh!!! This was such a wonderful surprise! I love this so much, its so super cool to see her drawn by someone else.

opencasketsurgery:Everyone was talking about Pearl in sweaters, and Artie, and.. it was inevitable. !!!! Ohhh my gosh!!!! This is such a wonderful unexpected surprise! Just. Its SO CUTE, you draw so cute oh my gosh. I lovelovelove how you drew her ears

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