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draeneis: breached-reasoning: draeneis: tomo-takehito: draeneis: someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS hmm… i’ve been drinking soda
dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
palianaha: did-you-kno: A Canadian bar is famous for its “Sourtoe Cocktail,” which is your drink of choice in a glass with a mummified human toe. The toe isn’t meant to be swallowed, but people actually do it despite the 躔 fine. Source BUT
madonna: “Pour me a drink………. Its Tuesday! ❤️ #rebelheart” -Madonna
mcqueeny: imagine your parents know of your blog and send you asks to find out whether you do drugs, drink, smoke, are a virgin, etc. and all this time you just think its a harmless anon trying to get to know you ha
I super wanna go on one of those video chatroom things with all of you while drinking and pretend its a big party
Vaporeon drinking its pee by alacarte
blazedbarebackbarbie: I kno its trashy but i love drinking from the bottle So cool!!!!
mykinkyfamily: felixgattogigio: firedup-469:Just eat herMom I love you to the point that you drink her pussy and its sauce Chat for free!
so earlier in the day i was watching surgery aftermath videos with mom cause its our favorite thing and i was laughing so hard at some that my throat is actually all scratchy and hurts now LOL /drinks a bunch of ice water
im drinking this really nice orange tea and it smells like cinnamon its so good
chanel-smokes: “fuck your morals drink away your sorrows live your life and be happy don’t think about tomorrow its all about you”
time-4-fap:yourringisshowing: Its always a fun time when Jess comes over for drinks.
dirtykarissa: This may gross a few of you out, but I have made coffee with both Lauren’s piss and my own…its only for me to drink, but it has been done!
barechicks: If you’re looking to play ball with this athletic beauty its going to take a great personality, loads of humor and a touch of acceptance. When Nicole Elizabeth isn’t slinging drinks behind the bar or giving facials, as a licensed esthetician,
clubpenguinsexytimes: browningtons: darklyspectre: So coke is going to launch coke life. It’s basically like how sprite now uses stevia. its now a mixture of sugar and stevia making the drink drop a third of sugar content and a third of calories.
dirtydeeds4u: Drink it till its gone
h0odrich: its weird having people think they can police my masculinity…i will suck a dick and then beat your ass in no particular order while wearing a crop top and construction boots listening to beyonce and drinking beer
punkforthemases: goeatahelicopter: fluxofpinkindians: too-punk-to-fuck: curious-dee: drink-drank-drunk-dead: vicky-punkita: punks-not-dead-its-sleeping: endlicherina: fuckyeahpunkrock: inherit-the-wasteland: dollxstandard: coldfluorescence:
nicklugo: white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes* im crying because its true
i am emotional and i ate too much thai food and i just want to feel better ╯﹏╰
bestfutas: Its your 21st birthday baby girl so you can have your first drink while you watch your 18 year old sister, just like you have her precious virginity taken by my cock
tears-make-the-best-lube: Be a good swine. Drink the pig cum. you nursed it out of them. Its only proper you show thanks by digesting it and continuing the process of sowification
darkwatersandbrokendaughters: cheating-cumsluts: cheferotic: Cock Whore Appreciation Some gals like to drink right outta the hose. Open wide slut its time for dinner
dormirblonde:concept: its an october evening and thunderstorming outside. you’re drinking cider under a pile of blankets, and watching halloween movies with your favorite person.
partychance: partychance: *walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?
lunch-official: hommedog: lunch-official: nmqttps: lunch-official: i work as a barista & people tell me all the time that The Drinks Got Gender. Thats A Lady Coffee, people try to say its fucking bean water can’t believe i can’t just reply
ohifonlyx33: wakeupontheprongssideofthebed: *Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking
0lightsource: hipsterivan13: ITS CALLED RECYCLING GUISE im cryin bro x’DD This nigga better not be drinking outta jelly jars and shit.
sharkgirl-sydney:amaranthdesires:It’s after sunset so it’s okay to start drinking whisky and kill my feelings right?Absolutely Its almost 10am here and once im off work im doing the same with tequila Sounds like the perfect plan. cheers
satans-knitwear:Going out before 5pm to avoid the crowds is where its at 🎉✨You don’t even know how bad I suck at table tennis. Help me pay back my sister for our drinks 😅 (p£yp£l ~ c£sh£pp)
brat-grrl2: brat-grrl2: why can u just buy bull semen online (idk how i ended up on this website) like its £8-£50 per straw & how do they know im not just going 2 drink it nvm minimum order is 5 straws
eroticedibles: asleepylioness: Hey Boooooo, I don’t have AC in most rooms in my house, so when summer is at its peak, I’m sweating by 9 am. Still drinking my hot coffee, though. But that’s what summer is all about…being naked and glistening.
“fuck your morals drink away your sorrows live your life and be happy dont think about tomorrow its all about you”
mj-scully: bubblegum-bill: kissesforyourloving: prejaculate: imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker to be honest, odds are its both.
My life consists of me waking up at 2 and then just waiting until its an appropriate hour to start drinking again.
chanel-smokes: “fuck your morals drink away your sorrows live your life and be happy dont think about tomorrow its all about you”
Thank you everyone!!
alwaysdarkintentions: Your husband tried so hard to be faithful. It only took a few drink and a tight dress to finally get him to crack. Now I’m going to drain his balls into me and make a baby. Its ok though cause I’m going to treat him better than
hunny-bearr: My first night back on cam. I’m drinking champagne out of plastic flutes and breaking in my new paddle. Come have some bong hits and help me get naked. it wont let me post the link but its in my profile
Me, right now. Been drinking for the past two hours. Who cares that its only 1:30 in the afternoon?
so much tension in one photo its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier I miss playing Jenga so much! It’s the best drinking game ever!!! I would need up so drunk !!!
“Letting go is like the medicine, we drink it despite its bitter taste; in order to heal.” -
octaviapony replied to your post: WELL, TUMBLR BROKE, so, here’s the catnip story… The funny thing is there is NOTHING WRONG with pot. Its actually BENEFICIAL to society. This is coming from someone who refuses to drink or smoke. no i’m
trysomekink: She always assured you her ex’s cock hurt her because of its size. She claimed she preferred yours and she didn’t like big dicks. Two drinks after running into him, she’s taking a ride down memory lane. All you can do is stroke your
holy-shit-its-josh: outside-aphobia: rinnysega: Oh no! The soda poured right into the glass like it was supposed to! im gonna react like this next time someone pours me a drink. iM LAugHING So AHRD EVEyoNE reAcTS LIKe “DaMN WOMAn WHAT THE FUck
so thanksgiving dinner was good! my sister and I managed not to strangle each other and everyone was well fed. I think that it went well enough.
hanging with the bffs at the wedding reception(click for hi-res)
ive been casually working on this off and on for the past like 2 days but its still only a doodle. dedicated to u elderburn shippers out there…. and me bc i want more of this ship lOL………..winter takes yang out to have a drink
owldee: lariren-shadow: pulpofiction: owldee: well tonight was something else photographic evidence that jen and i hit the bottle with mike Its true. Mike and I had the Fire Nation drink while Pulpo had Air. the best<3
iamazeandastonish: lunch-official: hommedog: lunch-official: nmqttps: lunch-official: i work as a barista & people tell me all the time that The Drinks Got Gender. Thats A Lady Coffee, people try to say its fucking bean water can’t believe
heartlessaquarius: y8ay8a: ok timlre im drunk its time. come at me Bring it on @y8ay8a ! I’m so happy I didn’t see this when I was drunk, I may have gotten it into my head that I need to out-drink Qrowe.
inneedofr: viking210: Must be its birthday… That’s usually how My Sir starts our session. Making sure my needy cunt is drenched so He could drinks it with ease.
I haven’t had a panic attack in about 2 months, my panic disorder has subsided on its for now and I’m so so proud of myself :’) you guys have no idea how amazing that feels, to just live my life I’m not smoking daily I’m not drinking anymore
littlehands:look, im baby. its pretty simple. i drink the juice, i eat the nugs, i cuddle the stuffie, i need the hugs