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I was so nervous as I pressed “send”. It wasn’t the first racy photo I sent to my little brother, but it was the first time he told me straight out that he was going to jack off to it. It was so hot thinking about him tugging at his
For those of you who missed it, “This American Life” had a great hour long program on “bad babies.” But it wasn’t really about babies. It was about naughty boys. It is an hour long romp, loads of funny moments, hilariously
This nipple is so long it’s staring to lean like the Tower of Pisa! Â It looks like it’s been given a good suck anyway - it’s just a pity it wasn’t me doing the sucking - pah, you can’t win ‘em all!
“Sorry I took so long, was gone a little while longer than I had expected, oh well, I’m sure it wasn’t too difficult for you to handle, was it? Hmmm.. it seems that the way you are squirming and rocking your hips, it had quite an effect
“His cock was so big and THICK and beautiful…when I saw it, it seemed like taking him in my mouth was what I needed to do - or try anyway. I needed to please IT…it wasn’t about pleasing me. A cock that big deserves respect and
“He had a reputation for being huge, so it wasn’t a total surprise. But my God! Staring up at that mammoth fucking dick in person…knowing it was my job to satisfy it somehow…it was intimidating. I needn’t have worried, most of him
girthyencounters: “His cock was so big and THICK and beautiful…when I saw it, it seemed like taking him in my mouth was what I needed to do - or try anyway. I needed to please IT…it wasn’t about pleasing me. A cock that big deserves respect and
girthyencounters: It was a hard conversation to have, but we had it. I knew something was up. My wife of 12 years told me she “needed more”. We fucked all the time, so I knew it wasn’t a frequency issue…it was a size thing. While I was only average,
“My boyfriend tied me up and blindfolded me today. I’d never done it before. It wasn’t scary. The fact that I couldn’t see what he was going to do made it really… exciting. We’re definitely doing it again!” -
If it’s grabbable, grab it. It wouldn’t be there if it wasn’t possible. See also: hair.
edging-whore: She always loved it when Sir was in a teasing mood. It was a time when he would play with her, but it wasn’t all serious. She especially loved it when he tied her down and played with her pussy. Of course he wouldn’t let her cum, but
satanie: kattdorkk: dcsunsets: Never heard it worded this way… How can the baby be dead when it wasn’t alive? :O abortion, it makes you unpregnant and problem free. Abortion, it makes you free of a parasite, not a baby.
yadasfm: Elizabeth xmas booty sigh…………..So i thought that it would be cool to have snow falling outside, and yeah it definitely adds, but it wasn’t until i had rendered out all 4 versions that i realized it starts twitching and shit(prob cause
i went to the grocery store with my top unbuttoned! it wasn’t always as open as it is in the picture, but it was so easy to be seen and admired. no one said anything!!! come on, guys… ;) you like it? more?
theladyigraine: You don’t belong to people forever.Then why bother? Wasn’t it worth it?
askskipbeat: Con: Whoa whoa whoa, Smitty! calm down~…Yeah I think it’s for the best, It wasn’t like it was a bad break up or anything.I don’t know if we’ll ever get back together cuz it doesn’t seem like she wanted that really. It’s not
makehimcheat: So, I finally got laid last night. I really needed it. My body was craving it. I nearly forgot how incredible it could feel. It was a long week of studying and finals. He didn’t even have a girlfriend. It wasn’t even cheating, but
casey887: voteforgoats: kaikhaod: digitalbath:(via skreetskeetskeet) I WISH IT WAS YOU DOING THIS RIGHT NOW I did this when I was younger but it wasn’t a fork it was a butter knife and I was zapped before it did too much damage.. It turned my thumb
writingcyan: teafortteu: paupaulie: Once Upon A Time In 2FortPart 1 | Part 2 This video really deserves a watch, the person who made it gave it some serious soul. It hurts, but it’s a good kind of hurt. Kind of. It wasn’t a good kind of hurt
the message in our music breaks down in very simple ways: it constantly evolves. it is case-sensitive. in the beginning, it wasn’t a message. it was our therapy. then, it became others’ therapy. then it became more about suicide prevention, keeping
I’m not sure why now but I’ve managed to let my anger go. It wasn’t helping. Maybe it’s some closure. Maybe it’s the late apologies. Maybe it’s something else but it feels good to not have it weighing me down any longer
prythm: She felt humiliated and cheap. She felt like a whore willing to fuck anyone and it was degrading. But it wasn’t just anyone fucking her. It was her sons best friends fucking her and it was him taking photos of it. It was humiliating but Oh
bantha-milk: Jesse: You know, I don’t get it. Why would anyone paint a picture of a door, over and over again, like, dozens of times? Jane: But it wasn’t the same. Jesse: Yeah, it was. Jane: It was the same subject, but it was different every
summerscaptions: It had been a long week, but it was all worth it in the end. It had been my first solo assignment, and I don’t want to toot my own horn, but I kicked ass. Sure, fine, it wasn’t exactly the Mt. Everest of assignments. It was only
pearlquartz: “rose quartz was gem authority and pearl was a knight/servant of hers” “so pearl wasn’t in love with rose at all” Yea, like… it’s totally cool if folks don’t see it as romantic, everyone’s free to interpret
igbygoesdown: FILMS WATCHED IN 2022 ▶ Annihilation (2018) dir. Alex Garland“It came here for a reason. It mutated our environment, it was destroying everything.” “It wasn’t destroying. It was changing everything. It was making something new.”
jordan-reet: It wasn’t you… I mean it was because of something she said about you, but it was how inconsiderate she was about it, it just really bothered me and I would have blown up at her regardless of who it was. What did she say?
malachidavenport: Not very much. I mean, I’m competitive, so I got into it when I played… I just didn’t see the point of it. It wasn’t really fun to me, but the ladies liked it. Ah, you did it for the ladies. I see I see. I’m assuming
nightxvision: pixiepienix: look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity I don’t have the patience for fragile masculinity, I really don’t. Imagine being
if you ever receive a notification from me stating that i tagged you in a spam post , it wasn’t me and i didn’t do it on purpose ! hope it will never happen though ! in case it happens , i’m sorry but i have no control on it !
badgoku14: vandallsavage: spectral-shade: badgoku14: I spent 500 dollars on 200 space jam vhs tapes it was worth it fuck no it wasn’t yes it was you fucker do you ever wake up in the morning and think to yourself ‘everybody get up, it’s time
i-dream-of-fame: p2pressstart: zaktheanime: glittersquidgc: I could not see that coming GOD DAMN IT Thought it was Cena, halfway through I thought it wasn’t, got a happy ending. I KN EW IT I FUCCKING KNEW IT
raerianna: The tiger was trapped behind a door again. It had no knowledge of the fact that it wasn’t the druid that had done it this time, such things were beyond the lesser animal spirit. It was simply irritated at not being able to roam as it
The reason a love can hurt me so bad is because it wasn’t normal, it was love on a spiritual level so strong it put a fire in my core so hot it burned me alive from the inside out. That’s a feeling iv never had before him and it’s one
angelofthedevils: The reason a love can hurt me so bad is because it wasn’t normal, it was love on a spiritual level so strong it put a fire in my core so hot it burned me alive from the inside out. That’s a feeling iv never had before him and it’s
oldirv: Every time, it came as a surprise. It wasn’t that he forgot, exactly, it was that he would never get over just how fucking beautiful his big brother’s dick was when it was hard. Each time it happened, each time he cupped those balls and watched
sillylittleparadox: cleisto: She’s got her birthday present. It wasn’t what she’d expected. Doesn’t it suit her beautiful? 🙈🙈🙈 ssssh I love it. It’s the work of the devil and I secretly wanted it for so long 😍
hernikes: “There’s a reason I said I’d be happy alone. It wasn’t ‘cause I thought I’d be happy alone. It was because I thought if I loved someone and then it fell apart, I might not make it. It’s easier to be alone, because what if you
jyncassian: ❝The reason I put out “Bow Down” is because I woke up, I went into the studio, I had a chant in my head. It was aggressive. It was angry. It wasn’t the Beyoncé that wakes up every morning. It was the Beyoncé that was angry. It
uncensoredpleasure:He loves waving it in your face, just out of reach. The smell of that huge cock intoxicating, the sheer weight of it every time it slapped against your face, and knowing it wasn’t for you, that it would be buried raw in your boy’s
livelegatolagrange: So I actually liked Suicide Squad? Like it wasn’t that bad considering it’s an ensemble movie. It was very entertaining and I get some things could have been explored further but it was great anyway. I also expected it to be
vitavitale: That was all hard to digest, and V hadn’t known what to make of it to begin with. He wasn’t sure whether or not to believe her to the fullest extent, but based on her demeanor it was hard to imagine that she was being dishonest. He’d
hawkdork replied to your post: whats with people always leaking episo…It wasn’t leaked. It was released early on itunes.it still kinda sucks though if that’s the case because it still means not everyone has seen it or knew about that and the
bcrude: It wasn’t a diamond, nor was it a ring, but Lisa wore it with as much pride as if it was. After all, Mr. Crude gave it to her, not only accepting all of her kinks and fetishes but encouraging her to expand her horizons.
chokemebratty:Okay but “I wasn’t asking” and “it wasn’t a request” HOTTTTT HOTTTTT.
I want ‘little’ friend IRL. Someone that lives like right down the street and will come over for an hour or two just to watch t.v or go to the toystore. That would be awesome. Esp if it wasn’t someone who did cam stuff but wasn’t judgmental
dumbdaisies: “It wasn’t until I was sitting on the floor of my shower hyperventilating your name into my hands when I realized that you were the air I struggled to breathe and I wasn’t even the dirt under your fucking finger nails” Journal
waywardexpressions: klubbhead:Please unmute this I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this
A couple more from Sunday 4/12/15. I could tell the one wasn’t wearing a bra but it wasn’t until I was reviewing them that I noticed they both weren’t.
waywardexpressions: klubbhead: Please unmute this I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this
vatican-cameos-sweetie: piratesofthecaribbean: Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted. Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’
booksandburrs: Weiss: Please, I wasn’t that drunk last night! Yang: You were flirting with Blake. Weiss: So? She’s my girlfriend. Yang: You asked her if she was single and cried when she said she wasn’t.
tricias-captions:I watched my husband fuck my best friend Cicily more turned on than I expected. This had been a gift to Ben, nothing more. I wasn’t really into threesomes. Cicily was recently divorced and I knew she’d always liked Ben, so it wasn’t
singinglupines: #I really wish that somebody would tell Natasha the same thing #that things that she did in the past wasn’t entirely her fault #she was following orders #and she was raised to be following orders without questioning them #it wasn’t
degradedpiggy: shortlittlestoriesoftorment: She wasn’t happy.Sure, someone was paying attention to her cunt, but it wasn’t like she could feel anything.The Brothel managers had been informed that their girls were cumming whilst being fucked by
Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.