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For my husband and I, this is an actual “Been There Done That” picture caption! Although it wasn’t with our neighbor, I made sure the blinds stopped about two inches short of the window sill and gave him a show that neither of us will
Did you like watching them with me from your spot in the tub? Wasn’t it nice of us to put on a show for you? You want to cum now? I don’t think so, I have a better surprise in mind.
milfinlaw: At first, I was pissed that my wife invited her mom to stay with us when she retired. Granted, we had a huge place and plenty of money, but it was the principal of it. I loved my privacy.It wasn’t long before I learned that my mother-in-law
You’re kidding me! He’s really watching us? You naughty boy! It’ wasn’t enough for you to steal his place at conjugal visits, huh? My God! It’s gonna break his heart! Nooo! Of course not I’m not mad against you, honey! Quite the contrary!
xxxfamilyfun: I’m not really into guys, but I was so tired trying to get a woman to go down on my cock. I knew it was huge, but it wasn’t impossible to get your lips around it. Then my cousin Randy came to stay with us for the summer and he made
My daughter had invited her roommate to spend Christmas with us. We had some fun, as my daughter and I showed her roommate just how close a family we were. I was disappointed when my daughter didn’t come home after spring term was over. It wasn&rsqu
it wasn’t supposed to go like that, I was just mad at everything
Trying to teach a friend of mine how to play Payday 2… I think it’s going well. :D
illegalloveandotherthings: I did not expect things to go this far. It started with us just masturbating in the same room there wasn’t even any sexual interest to it we were living together in a studio apartment and we both needed to cum didn’t seem
mantush: underthemattressblog: bbmennudeenjoy: Looks like Mark had a few slips today while showering outside…except it wasn’t shown on the live feeds! Work with us feed masters! Haha…whatever, he still looks good from what we did get to see.
removereddcampaign: grrlyman: amiprivileged: sleeplesswolf: jamesvonrustle: maamsugarswipe: angryblackchickk: white people this is your shit and i’m not trying to hear that “it wasn’t us it happened before us therefore it’s not my problem”
klopez94: cine-matt: 30 Day Movie Challenge Day 18: The movie that disappointed you the most. Ponyo (2008) by Hayao Miyazaki It wasn’t the animation that disappointed me (the visuals are simply divine), but the way the story petered out into nothingness
my-naughty-lunchbox: masterslittewhore: With the two of us it wasn’t all whips and chains, sometimes he would be lounging on the couch. We would lock eyes and both know exactly where this was going, then before you know it I’m stark naked between
blackflavor: One of my sorority sisters was getting married we had the best bachelorette party for her. I booked a stripper and he took us all to town. We fucked, sucked, swallowed and repeat, thats me on top of his hard cock. It wasn’t til the next
I knew chastity was right for us when:We were out shopping, and I heard the padlock clink against his cage. And I realized he was my slave everywhere, forever. That it wasn’t a game, not anymore.
Memoirs of a fairy.The foreign exchange student was only with us for a week, but it wasn’t long before I realised that not only had he mistook me, with my small delicate stature, my shy demeanour, and long hair, for a girl, but that he really “liked
We so worried what the other boys at school would think about us shy friends, if they knew what we were like on the weekends we spent over one another’s houses. If it wasn’t bad enough, the makeovers, the dressing in girls clothing, the singing and
swaetshrit: Reposting this because I think it’s actually one of my best paintings ever. I wasn’t that happy about it at first because it had taken so long I was utterly sick of looking at it. But it’s grown on me over time, and I am actually quite
nox-artemis: ourqueenfelinefatale: skellig-island: o-blessed-king-of-longing: THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY. There’s no denying it now. It wasn’t the lighting. It wasn’t us forcing a Western lens onto Japanese media. It wasn’t SJW dramatics over
Why do men try and act like they accidentally sent you a dick pic and that it wasn’t meant for you when you don’t receive it well
micdotcom: black-ish made television history last night Last night, black-ish brought us into the middle of the tough conversations black families have been forced to have more and more recently. It did so with the utmost thought and humor, all the
Who knew us associating gay people with monsters would lead to mainstream media and most people associating gay people with monsters?
Well, the football tournament didn’t go how we’d have liked it to, but we made it to the sem-finals, even though we were the only team who had never played together before, so it wasn’t all bad! Also, I’m going to have to get to
inali: bitcherovas: daloy-politsey: exhighfunctioning: daloy-politsey: What she says: I’m fine What she means: Why isn’t it taught that abortion was perfectly legal in the US in early 1870s and it wasn’t until a Jewish doctor, who was being
Sooo I fucking sprained my ankle while out on a roller skating date tonight. Its a sign. Maybe I, a fellow Tumblr addict, wasn’t meant to be outside. Maybe it wasn’t meant to be between us. Either way, back to Tumblr I got ^_^ message me <3
desimuffins23: zephapalooza: Let’s be real here, most of us who were bronies probably still would be if it wasn’t for what being a brony turned into. This is so true it hurts. I know when shitty stuff happens people who aren’t shitty should hold
stalydan: team-joebama: billswagsby: team-joebama: leopardvaindreams: excusemypassion: cupscakessnickersandgrits: White People: “You blacks need to get over what we did to you. It was so long ago and it wasn’t even that bad. So what if us honest
deerhearts: On Sunday I wore traditional dress to town for the first time in a while, and I was reminded why I had avoided doing it so much in the past. It wasn’t just the stares but the obvious looks of distaste, one women shook her head at us, another
doc-and-jack-pony: Doctor: Gahh…this thing used to fit…it wasn’t that tight… Jack:I don’t know-I think it makes you look pretty dashing. Why don’t you give us a little spin? Doctor: Like this? [Spins] Jack:[Took a photo with flash light]
n7-paleontologist: What is it Day 4 of his term? As if I wasn’t already fucking over it. Time to start planning more educational science events. We gotta the #sciencetheshit out of everything from now on!! I am a scientist. The EPA was just directed
hockeyguy420: a4f101: We had it down to a science by now. He’d swing by my new place right after soccer practice, which gave us maybe an hour, hour and a half to play before he had to be home. It wasn’t as much time as we wanted, but until we could
fbear: “Here today, gone to Maui!” The BEAUTIFUL Maui. I can never get enough of the sunsets in Hawaii. The view from our balcony alone gave us such a beautiful background, that I couldn’t stop taking pictures of it. If it wasn’t on our balcony,
poisonnoivy: thefandomdropout: dynastylnoire:Nah, “I’m going to black barber’s to pander to a black audience/get on R and B charts while still appealing to white girls and pop radio stations” THIS !!! “And as soon as black people figure out
michonnescarl: If it wasn’t us, it was gonna be you.
summerdiary: agliuk: “Day after day we’d meet in the same field. Our relationship a complete secret. It wasn’t that it was considered “not cool” that kept us hiding, gay wasn’t even a word for homosexual yet. It was that we would lose
little–mouth: “We wouldn’t be satisfied if it wasn’t quite as good as our other records. Sleater-Kinney is a bigger band than any of us. It has a bigger weight to it, for the meaning it has to other people. There was definitely the possibility
zeeelyna: No matter what happened between us, i’m thankful for what we had. Maybe it wasn’t perfect or what we wanted it to be, but I don’t regret anything. I want to look back at us and think of it as memories and lessons learned. As simple and
I hope you see this. I cant believe you did this to me. To us You’re not the person I thought you were. I guess you were all talk. Treated me like a princess and I treated you like a king and that wasn’t good enough was it. It was suddenly
johnnyjoestarrelatable: johnnyjoestarrelatable: johnnyjoestarrelatable: they really just liked to traumatize us with children’s cartoons in the 90s and early 00s huh back then, it wasn’t so much “how many sex jokes can we get away with” as it
rashmiipriya:“I found out I was in love with you, winter before last,” she said. “I wasn’t going to say anything about it because - well, you know. If you felt anything like that for me, you’d have known I did. But it wasn’t both of us. So
crpl-pnk: don’t stop inviting your disabled friends to do things because they usually say no, don’t stop trying to hang out with us because you assume we’re not up for it, don’t avoid us once you know we’re sick. i’ve lost so many friends
wantstobuildasnowman: Once I returned, we had every intention of spending every moment together for a long time after that. It wasn’t something verbally agreed upon, but it was hard to bring us apart. That day, however, was mentally and physically
lixpex: growthserum: He came back from Muscle Camp and none of us recognized him. He had been a fat nerd like the rest of us - now he had the chiseled face of a model and the body of a god. But it wasn’t just that - he now had a sexual confidence and
privatefamilytime: When my sister asked my wife and I to escort her to the gala, she said she’d make it worthwhile for us. Later that night, she made good on her promise by letting me fuck her bareback while she ate out my wife. It wasn’t long after
russwests: “We’ve had a good year, thank you to all the fans who made it happen, because if it wasn’t for you that stage wouldn’t be there and we wouldn’t be in your country so thank you very much for having us. We had a great year and
lemedy: “At that time, there were ripples making noise in my heart…it got stormy. And when I realised it, it felt like a ship caught in the middle of the stormy sea. But it wasn’t just me. Everyone cared for someone, and some of us didn’t
die-with-your-b00ts-on: moosemarine: And if it wasn’t for us the French would be speaking German, twice over. I think we paid them back for 1776 in WWI. WWII is on the books as a debt they owe us now. Same goes for the English too. They owe us for
iliketupac: leopardvaindreams: excusemypassion: cupscakessnickersandgrits: White People: “You blacks need to get over what we did to you. It was so long ago and it wasn’t even that bad. So what if us honest hard working christians could attend
…… Oprah: So, It wasn’t um what did appeared to be to the rest of the world, all of us .. I remember when I was a little black child, I wanted to marry Jackie Jackson, your brother, so I mean so all of us we thought this was the most wonderful
so update on my mom if you wanted this morning around 4 she was taken to another hospital and around 7 told she would need to go into surgery. they expected it to heal on its own but it wasn’t so my dad picked us up and rushed over to the hospital
gr4ceffa:thank you, kalel and anthony. thank you for the laughs. thank you for the tears. thank you for taking us on your journey. it may have ended, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t incredible. i will always love you, regardless if you’re together
you tried to warn me, of what we’d be but you couldn’t show me, it wasn’t meant to be..because you wanted me and I wanted you, and we thought that’s all we needed was just us two. but love has a way of changing it ways it’s
you tried to warn me, of what we’d be but you couldn’t show me, it wasn’t meant to be..because you wanted me and I wanted you, and we thought that’s all we needed was just us two. but love has a way of changing it ways it’s so easy to get lost
myfamilyfetish: royalsiblings: My rich big brother paid for us to go to a fancy European resort. When we got there I realized it wasn’t a resort–it was a mansion, just for us, where we could fuck and be free together anywhere we wanted, as loud
roses-ebottles: There was a danger that seeped from my skull How it dripped on us all But it wasn’t your fault