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It’s done! The little shit has stopped making bubbles under my ass! Wow! Your idea was really great! It was awesome! It made me come so hard, you know? At one point, I don’t even know if I’ve pissed or squirted on his face! Probably the both…
moonrube: jali-jali:charmory: this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day No shit. That tom cat was like: “This thorn invested wall means nothing.” “I will gladly walk on it a thousand times over, if that means I could be
shit i was supposed to post this yesterday some folks requested john birthday art; march 31 is kind of a fanon birthday tho? but you know what who cares sherlock is naked i borrowed the phrase on sherlock’s cake from another great birthday fanart
the-absolute-best-gifs: romanticizing-death: sixcatsandtwodogs: gifcraft: Stop the bullets. Kill the gun. I held my breath at the last one. IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
It was my first Hollywood party, and I was feeling pretty nervous. After grabbing a drink and finding a wall to lean on, I glanced from side to side and saw…“Holy shit.”Seeing my jaw hit the floor, my friend Marco sidled up next to me. “What’s
the-green-lion-of-voltron: Pidge shutting down the hack Season 6 Episode 5
It’s that time of the year again, when pieces of horseporn fall out of my desk just because I tried to find a new sheet to draw on… If you’re a new follower this will be new to you. (no shit)Last year I was hosting a little auction
the leaked Lars episode……… Sadie has CALIGULA in her movies and if it’s THAT Caligula I’m thinking about………………Sadie is into some kinky shit, or more likely, the crewniverse XDI might be
The new ep………..HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT IT WAS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOD
The first collab that me and Lord Daftles did together as a present for Rose. Daftles did the lines, I did the coloring, Rose did the gift receiving and all of our shit was super-fly. From what I recall, I think she said that it was “pretty neato&rd
SHIT… Maria Hill being in love with Cyclops it was really a thing… BENDIS… WHAT THE FUCK.You were good with Secret War back in 2004 what the hell happened to you…
naughtypelli:Bronus commission + prelim sketches. I’m so grateful I was given an excuse to draw these two lol, it’s a fun little ship.
idiot-fucking-hippies: pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH
rwfan11: At first Alex Riley had to think about it…. ….the he said ‘fuck it!’….and went for what he wanted! ……….which was Miz’s ASS! (I would have shit myself if he ripped his trunks off right in the middle of the ring! …
improbablecarny: Hey guys remember when I was laughing about this gif thanks to Bombur just fucking floating by in the background: I understand now He’s a photobombur
the scent of patchouli makes me think of christmas and it’s weirdly distressing to me bc I don’t know if this is a common thing with people? I keep trying to look up “patchouli christmas” but it turns out a book was basically
nitocrisss: I was just trying to remember what this pic reminded me of and then it came to me
the only comment I’ve gotten on my evaluation is that I didn’t include the gender breakdown or if the class was ~high-performing or low-performing. but, like. I hate doing that kind of shit. because it’s cissexist and ableist as fuck.
assiraphales:it must have been so awkward in that control room after luke & grogu left bc on one hand you just watched a man say goodbye to his small child he loves very very much on the other not only did mando take off his helmet but holy shit was
the-observers-island: sweatmorebleedless: gotta reblog this shit OMG .___. I thought it was real :C wheeee
The other day I felt like shit (still a little sick now too) and was dizzy and I tripped going up the 2 steps in the garage into the house and fell into the closet door ripping it off the hinges (accordion door, ripped the pin right out splitting the
You’re sitting in your room ~ door locked ~ with a pen in your hand and a blank piece of paper infront of you. Your hand is shaking, and the tears begin again - for the third time in the past hour. ‘To my family’ you write at the top of the page,
the-adequate-gatsby: It’s 3 am You hear a noise in your kitchen You go to investigate It’s me sitting at your table I ask you to sit down “I want to know why you thought that comment on my post was necessary.”
graphitedoll: graphitedoll: I was listening to a thousand years and it made me come to this realization about the 2 sisters who’ve stolen my heart. they really are two sides of the same coin. a quick reblog for the weekenders!! oh god i’m becoming
officialunitedstates: when I was 6 years old we were at the train station waiting for the train and I saw a kid a bit older than me go put a penny on a track and then wait for the train to run over it so it got flat and I got jealous and wanted to outdo
laurynsworld: Well, the first thing is to start with my sister. When I came up with the show and pitched it to Disney, the thing that I was most excited about — sort of tied in excitement with being able to tell stories with magic, monsters and mayhem
the-stray-liger:the-stray-liger:wait you mean tupperware parties are a real thing that happens in the USAholy shit I thought it was a joke about how boring the lives of suburban white moms are oh my god the ammount of people confused over the existence
askinsanetails: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like
Was happily writing a Jean Havoc sex scene for a fic and then…poof. Brain went poof. NOOOooooooOOOOO! My beautiful sexy scene and now it has to wait until I can remember what the shit I was writing. ;_;
knitmeapony: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
the-shameless-wolf:2017 was without a doubt the worst year of my life… Getting the shit beat out of you by your own brain isn’t fun let alone letting it affect your life. I find that I have to try so much harder for the most basic things whether they
fandomsandantifeminism: silverlullabies: fandomsandantifeminism: proudblackconservative: I understood the reason my parents struck me plenty. I was a child who was being a little shit, not an instinct-driven puppy. omg sjw be like “NEVER EVER
new icon once again because mizuki was such a cutie this episode and i’m not prepared for the next one.
It was just Christmas and it’s already halfway through the year. Holy shit how fast is time moving…
melanatedlymotivated: afrolistafeminista: curlybynature-nappybychoice: coalgxld: blackfashion: quentishaa: pope-godinez: This was not planned at all The nigga with the Arizona on his desk is me af they nice af with it They really cutting up
the-black-bolin: the-black-bolin: Why is Robin DiAngelo cited for “coining” the term ‘White fragility’………shit i thought I coined it since I’ve been using since I was 12, ‘til i realized my mama been using since I was a kid, so I’m
professorgaia: blackfitandfab: cheyennecheyenne: thatsarcasticchick: obama-say-what-it-do: radicalbehavior: m-nasssty: did-you-kno: Source why was this lowkey informative lmao So yall can get your shit together did you just 💩 I’ve been
jackfrasss: thisguypotts: 11-11-1992: boystop: juniousuniverse: jahnee365: Bruh dropped the stick and kept it pimpin with one like I aint never seen before. 👏👏 this shit was hard. Dope! go the fuck off! Dope as fuck His name is Malik Stewart.
giaomega: These are the cutest tweets I’ve ever seen.
The shooter was a black woman….I’m blown
laurdlannister-kingslayer: the-goat-of-dojima: laurdlannister-kingslayer: TURKEY NASTY One day imma hook you up with a good turkey feel free lol I could take or leave baked turkey but fried is pretty good, especially if it got injected with some
This girl is a fucking clown -.- She’s Nicks childhood friend who joined the Army Reserves and she got E-4 in basic training because her father was in the army and knew people. And naturally she was smug as shit about it too. Her father brags about
the-great-and-powerful-cosby: asksnowybreeze: ask-tsunami: bolindownariver: So i was like “wow great PPG cosplays” Then I saw it You find it, you’ll shit bricks Something isn’t rig- /flip table Hey this is actually really Goo-WHATTAFUCK?!?!
lokisqueenbee: daredevjl: It’s official, Ryan Reynolds was perfectly cast. He’s the perfect deadpool 😂
the-unknown-eyes: emotionsgekritzel: commxnity: f-reska:rehush: im-nialls-snowflake: embarasing: r-z: forebidden: unsettled-dust: I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL BUT I SAW IT ON YAHOO NEWS OMG wait what happened?! there was like a riot in Vancouver
the-book-diaries: “I was like a patient who cannot tell the doctor where it hurts, only that it does.” — Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed
i just watched my boyfriend drop a whole pan of stir fry on the floor as he was stirring it while we were on facetime. shit was amazing and he hung up on me cuz i was laughing.
the-great-gau8-in-the-sky: I was wicked surprised to hear Russia talked Syria into surrendering all it’s chemical weapons in exchange for America not bombing the shit out of them. Like wow. Good job Putin you did something less suckish than Obama
It's funny how times flies when you're bettering yourself. It's crazy how at one point you never thought you could move forward, let alone did you think it was possible to get the past out of your system, but look at you now, gloing up and shit. Minding
The guys in one of the frats next door were singing so loud that it was echoing everywhere and it was JUST dudes and then they started chanting “Alpha Phi” which is a sorority and yeah that shit is a cult
The Rumbling Thunder
advanced-procrastination: bax16: reluctantpaladin: adayunwired: luisonte: So nos tuyo amigo. chaotic good shit right there. Smooth :) @woody112704 @soliddreamsblog I kept watching thinking it was the person in white that walks up wondering
ok guys i didn’t know there was a new XL DS??? cause i was at walmart earlier tonight and i was about to show my mom the DS section to tell her that that was what i wanted santa to bring me and then i just sAW IT XL i flipped my shit but its like
so there was a moment today while i was trying to play with my dog and when i was running after him i reached out and i guess my finger hit the leg rest that was sorta in the way and sHIT that hurt so yea its still sore, but at least it wasn’t my
attabe: rwby team orders in a new considerably large appliance since ruby broke the old one (it does not matter which appliance, which does matter is that it comes in a very large box) and the box is left behind in the middle of the room and becomes
kohikki: foxycum: trigger-incoming: This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead. I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word. I’ve used this before and the person I was chatting with was very kind and helpful.
gay ass stream shit ft. monos and friendsfirst two drawings: a modern!au, the girls stretching/about to try out yogathird drawing: rwby!rock au, weiss feels an sudden urge while duet-ing with winter
karkat:i have such a love/hate relationship with how the homestuck fandom existed in 2012. it really was a fucking Experience.things are so quiet now. some of you guys have NO IDEA what shit went down. the askblogs. the lyricstucks. upd8s. mspaprophet.
