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the only thing I liked about this anime was but it was not enough

Before you go. inspired by a thing i read by stereobone and there was a goddamn line there really got to me and I have not slept holy shit it was that good

Here I am again being totally late but it was Jean and Jeanbo’s birthday a few days ago so here’s a thing! Happy Birthday to these two-toned trash angels! <3

Long time I haven’t seen Vi moving. I was not ready for it again. ASDF

SO I FINALLY WATCHED THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN it was not good but it was basically gay porn without the actual porn so I’m inclined to like it despite how fucking awful it was

An untitled silverhawk comic, part 6/? i wrote this scene like 2,000 times with different dialogue before deciding that i just need to step away from it before i lose my mind (i’m so pathetic that i’ve gone through a billion first meeting

jonghyunim: jetaem: crying at onew trying to talk to taemin through his eyes he’s like: “i hope i won’t go to jail for this” “i’m not a pedophile” “it was consensual” “TELL THEM”

I had a SU dream last night and it was all about romantic happy fluff with a ship. The bad part though?IT WAS JASPEARLI HAVE NEVER FELT SO BETRAYED IN MY LIFE. MY OWN BODY. HOW DARE.

No offense but I just had a Steven Universe x Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney crossover dream and it was the best thing ever

I was asked earlier if it was okay to draw Sile… it never occurred to me that someone might consider that they can’t! If you ever feel like drawing orange horse feel free to. ^-^

It was my birthday this last weekend! I wanted to draw something for it (maybe I still will, we’ll see) but tbh this has been probably the worst past week I’ve had in a very very long time :’Dstay tuned for more sin, I’ll have something for y’all

oop that was not meant to be answered privately

iwannabeamashedpotato: saintgeeky:madameatomicbomb:the-evidence-of-winter:Favourite Animated Shows → Live Action: [1/3] Avatar the Last Airbender AKA what the film could have been if it was made by someone who actually gave a shit about the source

!!!! Gabrielle shut herself in the closet again! How?! How does she do it?! And why! Is it so I won’t know she snuck in there? I KNOW IT WAS NOT I WHO SHUT HER IN THERE, I HAVE NOT TOUCHED MY CLOSET SINCE YESTERDAY AFYERNOON AND SHE WAS ON MY PILLOW

kobresias: I was tagged in the selfie game again!!! It’s not a selfie. But it’s a photo of me that I really like. 😎 exploring abandoned shit in the wilderness is my jam. Thanks @thoughts-of-an-x-factor for the tag!! I tag any of you who feel

arijandro: princelybum: arijandro: last night i dreamt of you idk if this is from a song or not,but it gave me chills i really love the colours used It’s not from a song, it was written by me. ALSO THANK YOU. ;-;

startrektrashface: schumie: keeveet-talks: obstinatecondolement: I wonder when exactly it was that Star Trek stopped being perceived as light, fluffy, not-really-legitimate sci fi that ~housewives~ liked and started being seen as serious nerd business

krystal-tsuki: I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK. I COULDN’T LITERALLY BREATHE. I WATCHED THE JAP EP AND I JUST CRIED CRIED AND CRIED. BECAUSE I COULDNT BELIEVE IT WAS TRUE.OK A KISS, OK HUGS, OK BEING PERFECT BOYFRIENDS, BUT FUUUCK .. THIS IS A RING EXCHANGE?!?

thaliagraceful replied to your post: i just realised i put dredd on that thing instead… man you’re generous i told amanda he was in it like 30 secs it was the extended version, where karl stands there for 5 whole minutes, just… waving.

“Ell put his moth on lite’s penis so to not miss any tastey lite juice!! It was the most carmeley juicey carrot cake. Once he had finished taking in all of life’s juice all turned to cut them the watermelon.” -bad fanfic panel

captainlitebrite: i would like to warn people who are about to read today’s hyperbole and a half update that she was not exaggerating at all it’s a very difficult read and while it is a brilliant and emotive depiction of depression it may be triggering

hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your…” okay i googled it was sex pistols which is literally the weirdest ass manga ive ever read in my entire life. after the one with the

dakotaaaa: dakotaaaa: Man, I feel so deceptive in job interviews. I never lie, but I do show up in a dress and cute shoes and makeup. And it’s not until the first day of work they realize they’ve hired a big homo. Basically, reverse this makeover

putawaythefairytales:It’s not… visited, Prior. By who? It is from you, what else is it? Something else.That’s crazy. Then I’m crazy.No, you’re - Then it was an angel.It was not an - Then I’m crazy. The whole world

jaclcfrost: bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not

breeyn:I love how David Tennant plays a full on fucking demon in Good Omens but it was actually one of his most wholesome and least evil characters.

Whoa, I just saw a SU ad I’ve never seen before on CN. It was Steven singing Giant Woman over clips from that episode (mostly of Opal). Haven’t seen ads for this show in quite a while so it was a nice surprise. Didn’t advertise the new

I got my hair cut and it’s half the length it was and it feels really weird not to have super long hair anymore

auuugh, I accidentally bit into a tomato, it was so gross and has ruined my night

I always thought Petticoat Junction was, like, a Sesame Street-style kids show with, like, puppets where they teach preschoolers stuff in some small town with a train station where the Topic-Relevant Guest Star would come inbut it turns out it’s not

deathtothepineapple: gerbthenerd: burger8161: thatenglishamericangirl: elsa-everdeen: teenyweenynotepad: artemislocheia: 5sos-smut-world: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH the first post ever on tumblr

markruffalo:girljanitor: huffingtonpost: Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around. See the full video here. I watched the video and I thought it was great. Because it’s not just like, nice food

littlemisssweetcakes: luckied: “I’m protecting what’s mine!” Jean fired back with a growl and his hands gripping the back of a chair, claws appearing and digging into the wood. It was one of the rare times he stood up and voiced himself, often

you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.

clmalfoys: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Video Game: Draco gives Harry his wand …We had this scene. In this scene where [Draco] throws Harry a wand, which is a big deal – a hugely different ending. It’s not a different ending, it’s

prevolt: Make me choose meme: Makishima Shogo or Tsunemori Akane “It’s not the final judgement of good or evil that’s important. What matters is that you come to that decision yourself. That you agonize over it and eventually accept it.”

mulderswaterbed: captainoftheshipping: majestic-oakenboner: DO YOU SEE THIS PEOPLE THAT THINK SHE DID THIS TO HERSELF?? RETURN! IT’S NOT SHOW UP IT’S RETURN, THEY WERE THERE BEFORE AND THEY LEFT FOR SOME REASON! RETURN! THEY ARE ALIVE AND WELL!

xoxotinamari: From an end-of-summer workshop I did. It was nice to send the summer out with a bang. Photo Credit: Mark Thomason

lizharvey: a photo i found from the last shoot i did. (it was sept last year)

valerieshade: Flower Girl: Photographer: Rodney Mickle, Hair: FancyEagle, MU: myself. More goodness from my East Coast trip. It was amazing shoot and meeting Rodney.

adventurebuns1: We were so happy to get this picture from @danieljames.photography! He said it was a photo of his friend in her #birthdaysuit, taken somewhere along the Pacific Coast Highway. What a great friend @alliebanallie93 must be to pose! We

soakingspirit: katyjohopkins Posting my own naked bum is my greatest internet joy. Megan took this picture. We bathed with a few naked strangers this weekend and it was nothing short of glorious.

jenniferlawurence:It’s scary when you feel the whole world judges you. I think people saw [the hacking] for what it was, which was a sex crime, but that feeling, I haven’t been able to get rid of it. When my publicist calls me, I’m like, ‘Oh,

yiffvore: if someones pronouns are it/its you are obligated to use them and if not youre being transphobic for misgendering it and not respecting its pronouns it absolutely does not matter if it makes you uncomfortable because other peoples pronouns

i was tricked into going to a LAN party this weekend even thoughi’m not a gameri’m bad at video gamesi didn’t even bring a pcon the other hand going to a party where people actively don’t care if i just sit and read and smoke and don’t

talonoa: Seconds were years, days were lifetimes,every breath lived out all at onceyet stretched on for an eternity.It was not his first touch of Death’s embrace,but in his mind, it was his final encounter.Far too long had Death and man courted,while

♡♡♡♡♡ I love the tiny house movement. Wish i had one. My studio apartment is about the same size as a lot of the tiny houses (240ish square feet), but mine was not purpose built for that kind of thing (i.e. NO built in storage outside the

I never asked to exist so why is it so frowned upon to not want to exist?

kushandwizdom: poppunktunes: mxksim: vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he was left

thesonicscrew: harperhug: roselikesenglish:vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he

to the people who go ‘you are so sexy’ ‘I bet you are so hot in bed’ ‘I would love to see a sex tape of you and darfin you two would be so hot together’ … today he came on my face and it shot almost into my nose and eyes and I thought

vampkittie:srry for bein on ur mind 24/7 it was on purpose

we-have-notes-and-theories: Not mine, but I felt like it was necessary.~~~This is very necessary, yes.I kinda figured that when he said “the true villain of Gravity Falls” he meant that it was not Bill or Gideon, but someone else that has completely

I HEARD FROM A FRIEND AT SCHOOL THAT THE OPENING OF RWBY WAS UP AND WE WATCHED IT ON HIS PHONE AND WHEN I GOT HOME I SAW IT WAS LEAKE AND NOT THE REAL ONE I DIDN’T KNOW Ugh I feel so bad now, To my followers, please support the official release.

artemispanthar: “Behind the glass of the sound booth, series creator Rebecca Sugar watched as the third season of her show came together. It was a fleeting behind-the-scenes glimpse at the creative forces behind “Steven Universe,” and the series

eliciaforever: Reblog if you’ve ever been told it was a “shame” that you cut your “beautiful hair.”

oak23: maivalentines: where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from???? it was inside us all along

*looks both ways*don’t think i forgot it was also the anniversary of this enormous lie nsfw ahoy >:3better quality

IT WASNT THE UPDATE, IT WAS NOT THE UPDATE

Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.

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