it was like
NSFW Tumblr
find it was like on porn pin board
it was like clips
It was like fucking a totally different species.
It was like an obsession for her now. She practiced with her big toys and each time he came over, she felt she needed to take more of his THICK cock than last time. “If I’m not working up to take all of him, he’ll get bored with me
It was like your wife had never had a real cock inside her.
it was like James Dean
This would be the face I made after I got a few cavities filled. You can’t really tell, but the whole right side of my face is numb in there. I sounded like a duck.
It was like taking candy from a baby.
It was like three bucks but I’m still pissed. I’m still not sure how I even managed that.
(i was gonna make them little squidsicles but then i realized thatd be kinda messed up lol)
I got stung by a scorpion this morning around 4am while I was watching one of my dramas. It hurt like hell T^T)
It was like Autumn.
it was like a dream that never ended
Why did i even watch 5 centimeters per second. I just..It was…
It felt like the mv was too short. All i remember seeing is beautiful shoulders and collarbones ;—;
So I just had the longest day ever… 3pm: Got picked up by my friend Savs to go to Chinatown because they were having a Chinese festival and we had like 40 bucks on us and we thought that’d be enough but apparently everything there is pretty
Patrolling the underage tag to report the fucking shit out of the pedophiles there, but also reporting the worrying amount of underage kids posting nudes??? Y’all get tf off this site and wait til you’re older, you’re in genuine fucking danger??
nougatto:durnesque-esque:afeelgoodblog:Fantastic idea Article about it here. what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in
It was his 7th birthday on Tuesday!
one-for-all-plus-ultra: legitimatelala: signlesstheredbloodedtroll: toriana2nice: toriana2nice: where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up
idiot-fucking-hippies: pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH
It was like my hands had a mind of their own. I couldn’t stop them from tiptoeing towards Dad’s groin. Not that I tried all that hard, but….yeah.
It was like being with a friend.
It was like below freezing just a few days ago… I swear to God my city has the most jacked up weather in North America. This is not an odd occurence… the weather here is… effing random.
IT WAS LIKE THIS, MOTHER - HONEST! photo by Henri Cartier-Bresson, 1962
today i battle 3 men in CEX because they tried to treat me like i was an idiot
crystallinekai: watching the renao love making scene in re:connect like
ms-missingyou: rosityler: #this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job
It makes me so happy that it was raining in the title card
Like a month ago I saw someone in the Chucky tag ask for gifs of Jennifer Tilly talking about being half-Chinese and the actress who plays young Tiffany being half-Asian. I don’t know if they ever got said gifs (I didn’t see them in the tag
moniquill: stfunithingas: ianthe: purpleweeble: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED.
gerard-gay: gerard-gay: my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive
touay: “youre so lucky that you can draw” yyeah it was all luck and not at all grueling and emotionally exhausting practice kind of like how olympians are lucky that theyre so good at sports
I remember seeing a post by sixpenceee last night, about crowd demons, and I’m sure I liked it, but can’t seem to find it now…
samuelvasnormandy: cat–beard: socialnetworkhell: nataliesama: arooooo: 1-800-hellyeah: did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground
Normally I’m pretty ambivalent to spiders in my room, but when I’m sat up in bed, and I see one running towards me across the duvet, sometimes you just act on instinct, and now there is one less spider in my room.
gregwuzhere: That looks stupid Like, how do you load it? Not quickly. Unless your pulls are dead simultaneous, you’re not gonna be very stable while shooting, your recoil is gonna have you all over the place. Also, unless it’s some special
warlordenfilade: mllemusketeer: mooglemisbehaving: white-aster: mooglemisbehaving: kyraneko: dirtyrobotfricker: Why are they wasting more time making films in the bayverse continuity when they could make a movie like it was written by Thundercracker
vampiredollg: the new update for tumblr is really cute At first I was like “What are you talking about???” then I clicked the like button on a post and made an inhuman noise because of the little heart floating up
It was like this when I found it
maplehoofs: millika: How to know which boy you like: 1. Get very drunk 2. You will cry about the boy you like Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.
renkris: didyougetmytext: the-vashta-nerada: i used to piss off my english teacher by making stupid csi puns every time a character died in hamlet like we got to the part where ophelia died and i borrowed a kid’s sunglasses and i was like “looks
Ever lose a really nice shirt and feel like crying?
I know nastier stuff has happened but Rusty and the sex cult was just nasty to me.. 😂
dudewithabow: after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise
ya the first post of mine to make it to 10,000 notes is going to be ‘no one thinks I’m kinky - written by cummbunny’ and I’m gonna look like a fucking lunatic
I just saw a gif set of some porn on my dash and THEY HAD THE SAME BED AS ME!!!
so that teacher I had who was insanely cute and sweet and took me to a golfing club for breakfast and taught me how to eat bacon nicely and kept me hours after class to talk about things like movies I should watch messaged me asking how I’ve been
finished watching Zankyou no Terror and i really like it !
hhhheugh, body has kinda been hurting a bit today and yesterday, not bad SC crisis pain but just aches and soreness and i want it to go away
hilarydank: *sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am
It super excites me to run into these #graffiti #stencil #koi fish in #NewOrleans because they are the handywork of a #sanfrancisco artist that I really enjoy. It was like running into a dear old friend!
thought it was leeches at first glance, some things shouldn’t be made black and white :/
textsbetweengems: And they lived deliciously ever after! This concludes Texts Between Gems’ One Year Anniversary “Choose Your Own Adventure” arc! Click here to read it from the beginning. I’d like to thank the wonderful @jen-iii from the bottom
HaHa dont you just love that visual storytelling device of the tea kettle whistling indicating the realization Mei has that the cryo pods have malfunctioned and defrosted leaving her teammates to die in them because it HURTS
plantsplacesthings:Some of y'all really out there jerking it more than twice a day. I thought it was just a meme. Like how do y'all do it?
ohh my goddd watching a video of a doctor lady removing harmless cysts of various sizes from people and half of me is like COOL but the other half of me is like I DONT KNOW IF I WANT TO GAG OR NOT ???
i like how one of my super popular txt posts was secretly abt me wanting to draw more neruka LMAO
former-fatty: continuants: fabledmuses: Found my cat. AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.
