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mytwistedposts: Susan realized it was no longer a joke
dumberswitch: He used to be an American nerd who loved making fun of Australia. He joked about Crocodile Dundee, Foster’s, didgeridoos, boomerangs, vegemite, convicts, poisonous animals, the accent, and how it was, in his view, “just a whole continent
“My friend and I would always play-act lesbian: perverted jokes, insinuating, stuff like that. It was all pretty innocent, until one day, she started rubbing my boobs through my shirt. Since then, we always touch each other hesitantly… and
feetlips: My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive. All of the front lettering is felt that has been hand sewn
I wasn’t joking when I said it was gonna be a lot of Jacob Mott
wifeswickedlust: Oh, Hi hon. I’m just checking out this classic Chevy truck I was thinking of buying you for our anniversary present. It’s so hot in this garage I thought I would just strip down and be comfortable. Why no. The mechanic’s
The brightness of the shops where holly sprigs and berries crackled in the lamp heat of the windows, made pale faces ruddy as they passed. Poulterers’ and grocers’ trades became a splendid joke; a glorious pageant, with which it was next
thatoneleftshoe: “I-I didn’t kill anybody… it was all a joke! R̸͚̫̗͈̒i̴̱̘͛̾̆̀g̷̪̔̊̓͐͌ḩ̵̯͇̏̓ͅt̶͚̫̫͗̊̐̑͜?̶̧̬͔̆”The Colonel William Wilford Warfstach A man now distorted and broken. A man gone insane and
That Route 69 joke is old enough to collect Social Security, and it was even used in one of my favorite pieces of American literature, Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow (1973).
I once read how it was a cruel joke on women for one installment of Call of Duty to come out on Feb. 14 one year. I’ve heard numerous accounts of girlfriends becoming Call of Duty widows, as their boyfriends neglect them for a video game. This
This is Jill, my OSU flight instructor. One day I only jokingly suggested we fly nude (it was a very hot August day as we were shooting low-level IFR approaches), and she took me seriously. The very next landing, we taxied onto an off-ramp, and she winked
samkind: last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF
un-spooky:…… I guess it was a killer joke, eh Tony? :D
qwantzfeed: i made this “looks like these brothers aren’t gonna smash themselves” joke on twitter and several people replied to let me know that we lived in an age where it was, in fact, fully possible for those brothers to smash themselves. my
andromedazine: ARTIST SPOTLIGHT: Gia“I don’t trust anyone who can sit through the whole Voltron transformation mid-battle.” @thcrsthry on Tumblr! You may know Gia from her docu AU during your SNK phase, but let it be very clear that her art goes
strappedown: It is time to up your game, boy. Those plastic and silicon chastity “toys” that you have been using are a thing of the past. You and I both know the security on them was a joke…and I know you have been slipping out of them and rubbing
bravoart: [NSFW]You should always remember to give your pizza guy a tip. In this case I’d definitely give him the whole dick. Also anon, please know how hard it was for me to not make a Drawn Together joke about this.
yummum109: privatefamilytime: One time Mom told me with a laugh that she could be just as naughty as the girls I dated, if not naughtier. I played along with what I thought was the joke and told her to prove it. She just smirked but a few hours later
thrilledbytease: “I KNOW you expected me to make you cum REALLY hard after all this edging, but since you can’t talk, if you’d rather have a ruined orgasm, just nod your cock up and down for me!” It was her FAVORITE joke/torment, and
allwivescheat: “Oh honey you should have been there, I totally pants’d Chris today! You know, as a joke, and he wasn’t wearing any underwear! His big hard cock just flopped right out and almost slapped me in the face! It was so funny!”
whatheballs: This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could. It was up for a fucking year. Holy shit. I can’t stop laughing.
tastefullyoffensive: It was probably a dad joke. (via theblessedone)
jttto: I put up my sister for a few weeks, I said to her it was ok but she insisted to pay me and as she has no money, she pays me in kind. At first I proposed that for joke when she told me she will pay me as soon as she would have a little of money,
mechinaries: “aw, don’t be mad, it was just a ’armless joke.” “i gotta say, steve, your sense of humor is disarming.”
Here’s hoping you find your own pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. (it was that, or a snake wacking joke) Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
tia-del-quiosco: kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke Ned culiao XD
emile8: mrjimmyhush: Castiel tells a bad joke I thought it was actually pretty funny.
blonde-on-a-mission: someofmybestfriendsarewhite: blonde-on-a-mission: talkstraight: In case you still didn’t think the UN was a joke… Saudi Arabia, where it’s a policy to display beheaded corpses in public, is now a member of UN Human Rights
kalliste-crystals: kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke THIS IS LITERALLY ME I SHIT YOU NOT. I HAVE 2 DAYS TO DO MY SENIOR PROJECT AHGSHGIOSGHSP
blacksownwhites: White guy finding out the hard way it was not a good idea to make racist jokes about his black co-worker, especially one who worked in payroll and could find out his address…
helic0pter: macdaddyc: helic0pter: helic0pter: my n00dz 4 cody xo lmfao dis was a joke.. it got notes omg LOL cody.. umm the notes.. in one day..
Whilst our local group of friends would usually play football together after school, me and the other introverted boy progressively remained at home. The other boys often joked that we were “such girls”, but it was always in good humour, as
new followers! hi all, nice to meet you! I also sure hope you are aware this is a very nsfw art porn blogI only posted the comic here because it was way too much of a dirty joke for my sfw main blog lmao
Well, that was a total bust. Let’s try this again and choose someone who can actually help Steven. Who’s it gonna be?- Garnet- Amethyst- Pearl- Peridot- Lapis LazuliVote here (poll closed)(Not sure what’s going on? Catch up here)
yodel-at-yolorosa: draks-nsfw-doodles: also welcome the fUCK back @yodel-at-yolorosa, however temporary it may be I GOTTA POST THOSE FEF PICS FOR U STILL MANI REMEMBERED THEM THE OTHER NIGHT AND WAS LIKESHIT(also ty aaaa ♡ is gud to be back i missed
crimsontentacles: Sometimes your artistic improvement is not only what your hands can do but also what your eye and mind can understand. Few years ago I was looking at some works of my favourite artists and couldnt even comprehend how they are made. Color
I gonna tell you something that is gonna make you laugh.This is Nicolas Maduro, he is the president of Venezuela (my country) Maduro is like a version of Trump but, more, mooooore, waaaay more dumb.You see today, when he was giving a press conference&hell
You know is true love when the girl still wants the guy even if he is all fucked uptrue love right there. Guts was the rebound guy.
miraculoustang: OK OK ILL DRAW ABOUT THE UPDATE GOD, HERE. I AM SO FUCKING SORRY THIS WASNT THE IMAGE I WANTED TO POST OH MY GOD THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIVATE INSIDE JOKE IM SO SORRY OH NO. IM SO SORRY ROSEMARY TAG FOR GUMMING UP YOUR OTP TAG
dads4u: Berker, Part 8 I’ve made this guy cum IRL. No joke. It was fuckin hot!
egoarc4de:mark’s creative process Accurate except for the last panel. I’m hilarious and it was a hilarious joke and I’m hilarious hell yeah self-high-five.
kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke Most realistic show ever.
pookie-pie-12:scarletlight-has-issues: porko-rosso: heirdragonair: porko-rosso: theprisonindustrialcomplex: programmerhumour: true this isn’t a joke Reminder that someone programed pokemon red into minecraft using redstone and it was completely
peetasboxers: samkind: last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN
kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
opossummypossum: doubledoppio submitted to opossummypossum: My dog found this disastrous Greek tragedy in my backyard. I have no idea how this absolute joke of a possum managed to wedge its face between the two branches but it was 100% stuck there
beardedboggan: feetlips: My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive. All of the front lettering is felt that
the-movemnt: Anti-‘Dear White People’ Twitter outrage accidentally proves show’s point about white people follow @the-movemnt “What if there was a channel devoted to just white ppl shows?!” What, like TV? lmao, these lot are a fucking joke,
pearl-likes-pi: pearl-likes-pi:Why doesn’t anyone talk about the concept art for that gritty Lazy Town movie spinoff that got scrapped. Are they not aware. I was made aware of this and i can’t stop thinking about it IM NOT JOKING THE GRITTY LAZY
tenfiends: I figured it was about time for me to paint my Fire Emblem Awakening wife. Who also happens to be the wife choice of my good friend Bruno who is also me [inside joke] I hope I did her justice for the both of us, man. the frame is from here
gifsboom: How use public restrooms.
m1911s-mile22: ask-maxie-boy: killuo: succession2018: im gonna shit The prophet… he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him. Moreos Guy, if you’re out there, I would like to personally
rewelcomed: raininq: beyourself-andlivefree: forebidden: this is the single saddest post I have ever seen on tumblr. I relate so much i posted this as a joke why does it have 3,000 notes and hipster urls everywhere it was probably a homeless
johnniewaswolf: i mean…????? what is this picture ?????? this is such a shitty picture tbh i don’t know why i posted it. it was more of a joke.
beyourself-andlivefree: forebidden: this is the single saddest post I have ever seen on tumblr. I relate so much i posted this as a joke why does it have 3,000 notes and hipster urls everywhere it was probably a homeless crack addict who got
cuckman3: My wife teased my friend Jerome that his black cock would be too big for her tight white pussy. He joked that it wasn’t that big, but said when he came it was like knocking the top of a fire hydrant off! Well she got drunk and I persuaded
I don’t think you understand how much I wanna cosplay Yang.like I think i got the body and height for it, ive been working out since i was a kid during sports so im in shape with all that bara jazz and im 6'0’’ AND IM 17 SO LIKE??? all
breezeful:beyourself-andlivefree: forebidden: this is the single saddest post I have ever seen on tumblr. I relate so much i posted this as a joke why does it have 3,000 notes and hipster urls everywhere it was probably a homeless crack addict
levi-ravioli-universe: dfdirector: levi-ravioli-universe: When the new people enter the fandom when the dub comes out we’re going to have to put up with *whispers* dead marco jokes ALL OVER AGAIN Hopefully it will only be half as bad as it was
![bravoart: [NSFW]You should always remember to give your pizza guy a tip. In this case I’d definitely give him the whole dick. Also anon, please know how hard it was for me to not make a Drawn Together joke about this.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6875d7d26ade987577e921116b62121d/tumblr_nbv5b4sWiA1qek45jo1_250.png)
![tenfiends: I figured it was about time for me to paint my Fire Emblem Awakening wife. Who also happens to be the wife choice of my good friend Bruno who is also me [inside joke] I hope I did her justice for the both of us, man. the frame is from here](https://64.media.tumblr.com/82c85103e08242a0e14ebb725a346a0e/tumblr_mzoaesvheR1s153hoo1_250.png)
