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tru-freak: Let me taste that pussy squirt
PSA: Bitch, a V-A-G-I-N-A is a muthafuckin V-A-G-I-N-A, hoe. It don't matter how many fruits a female eats her shit is still gonna smell and taste like a V-A-G-I-N-A. She could be the freshest and eat the most expensive fruits picked by muthafuckin leprec
itzdeadpoolbxtch: callme-giggles: deezyvondoom: yolonda: She too old for… just okay. O_O c’mon son. Nooo *_____* Why did she smell it as if she don’t kno what shit smells like?I honestly think she tasted it!!!
Who was the sick fuck who thought it a great idea to make the glue in the card envelopes sweet and delicious? It’s like, “Well shit, it tastes likecandy but if I slobber the envelope all over it might not be presentable." Dickwad.
plasticfroots: duhhvana: Did he win he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit
litebritecake: 💙Designer Pussy, My shit come in flavors. High class taste, Niggas gots to spend paper. Lick it right the first time or you gotta do it over… you like this rehearsal? For a tootsie commercial 😜
im going to eat this entire pot of curry by myself because i really dont give a fuck about nothing and it was bought for me so really they’d be insulted if i didnt eat the entirety of this disgusting bullshit.
captainjaymerica: If a person posts their body online, you’ve got two options. Admire that shit, or keep it moving. It’s really not that hard of a concept. If you don’t like it, congrats on havin different taste. If you do, cool. If you’re into
literally–hitler: nisha-the-bandit: plasticfroots: duhhvana: Did he win he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit Nonono you guys are missing the best part. The judges knew it looked ugly and
jayda95: I don’t understand love for yung lean and spooky black when it’s truly 1000 non corny black artists that have done the same thing better and earlier but I guess people like seeing themselves represented in their taste
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almondkittie: rubiesfairy: rubiesfairy:why I just feel like they taste like pepperonis Please stop!!! I didn’t need to read that last part at all!! It’s still too early for this fuck shit 🤢🤢🤢
notnumbersix: not-a-lover-her-lover:This shit is dark magic…. I agree. I’ve tried really hard to decorate cakes in this fashion and they always come out looking like 💩. I bet it taste amazing i really want frosting right now
naturalass: hot-ass-wife: Like a flower…a woman has to open up to you on her own time to truly enjoy all the tastes and fragrances that she has to offer. If you force it…it just winds up smelling like shit. Wouaw !
piggybuttslut: This is by far the greatest shit I’ve ever produced. It was soft and creamy yet firm enough to suckle on… smelled pretty good and tasted absolutely amazing - full of peanut chunks, tasted a lot like a slightly bitter peanut butter.
captionstojerkby: Shit. He didn’t like the energy drinks—in fact he thought they were kinda nasty. They tasted like crap and left him feeling unnaturally keyed up, but it was three in the morning and he needed a boost, so he’d slipped out of his
brklynbreed: it’s important to express how much you enjoy tasting her just as you would your favorite meal. you’re not a mute when it comes to having your favorite meal. you make noises of approval like “mmmmmmmm” and say shit like “this tastes
chickpeatramp: qloobs: evrek4: revolucionvegana: qloobs: maybe vegans are so shitty bc their food tastes like someone shit on a plate and called it organic Maybe nonvegans are so shitty bc their food actually contains fecal bacteria. owned. I’d
lushvelvetcreepers: yourbadgrrl: captainjaymerica: If a person posts their body online, you’ve got two options. Admire that shit, or keep it moving. It’s really not that hard of a concept. If you don’t like it, congrats on havin different taste.
earthdad: leftover-rice: earthdad: Pine-sol looks so tasty I want to taste it eat some lemon mint, shit tastes just like how lemon pine sol smells and it won’t kill you i don’t take tutorials from those that fear death
amey-winehouse: susiethemoderator: elionking: cooolasssluusshhh: This shit was good as hell lmaoo Shit aint eem taste like bubblegum Bruh, this was my favorite part about getting sick, no lie. I hated it 🙄😷 Ew this shit nasty. 😷😝
heyblackrose: drankinwatahmelin: yungtoothpic: jehovahhthickness: 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 That’s cool and all but ladies don’t use this as an excuse not to take care of your shit. Pussy ain’t suppose to taste like fruit but it ain’t
10knotes: benjihunna: this is how youre supposed to make koolaid white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in shit taste like water with batteries in it if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right I think I got diabetes just by lookin at
this is how youre supposed to make koolaid white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in shit taste like water with batteries in it if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right
alkthash: thehermesofverses: gengallade: It’s back and still the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen The Big Bang Theory is the Citizen Kane of television. My mouth tastes like blood and hatred
fatjuicyass: Kelsi Monroe, she must shit vanilla ice cream. THAT ASS LOOKS LIKE IT TASTE DELICIOUS!
sexygahara: so this is what regret tastes like. if one more of u little shits asks me when it’s coming out i will fuck you up.
superrstarr: ijustlovetits: gently-dreaming: ijustlovetits: squad-and-ladder: No baby, your pussy tastes fine… it’s your ass that smells like shit. 🚒 This is why I wonder why anyone would want their nose anywhere near someone’s ass… Maybe
housewifeswag: If a person posts their body online, you’ve got two options. Admire that shit, or keep it moving. It’s really not that hard of a concept. If you don’t like it, congrats on havin different taste. If you do, cool. If you’re into
ruinedchildhood: fuckyeahndasian: this is how youre supposed to make koolaid white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in shit taste like water with batteries in it if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right
shestayslifted: this is how youre supposed to make koolaid white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in shit taste like water with batteries in it if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right Lol I love House Party
trillvcvm: contemporary-carolina: manipulate: supersmashedkev: what kind of satanic ritual is this it’s called jungle juice mmm, tastes like blacking out Jungle juice be that shit that creeps up on you😂
mrt0ny: d3sserted: mrt0ny: i like this picture a lot for some reason THIS SHIT TASTES LIKE COTTON CANDY THO TONY I HATE YOU I WANTED TO TRY THIS ONE SO BAD LOL IT WASNT MINE IT WAS ALEX’S
prettygreeneyez: adaydreamernamejoey: dabluedevil: breathe-stretch-shake: this is how youre supposed to make koolaid white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in shit taste like water with batteries in it if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin
Men, wash your junk frequently. Just how you wouldn’t like to put your face near a stinky pussy, women don’t want to taste or smell a foul penis.
fuckyeahndasian: this is how youre supposed to make koolaid white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in shit taste like water with batteries in it if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right
tattsandshitt: If i’m mean to you or offend you it’s because you deserve it. I don’t go out of my way to be a dick just for the fun of it. If i’m a dick it’s because you treat everyone else like shit and you need a taste of what you give to
