it says 1
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find it says 1 on porn pin board
it says 1 clips
I like it when… ~Follow Selena Kitt on Tumblr~
coke is it.
it says never give up
lays on the floorplease, jesus and andraste and the maker and varric, help me through this. make words happen!
all boring dudes will always reply "fair enough" when u say some weird funny shit
trickstercronus: “everyone on tumblr gets offended so easily!” is code word for “why cant i say harmful things without backlash like i usually can offline”
It's Gonna Be Fantastic
hoodrichjay:tbh i just wanna be a 26 year old with my little apartment in new york doing my own shit It’s honestly really overrated
mewser123: amandakleinhans: iamretrokid: americadivided: I worked at the airport for a year & when I would work the international concourse people would say things like this to me and they were constantly apologizing for their broken English.
nerdysingingcatlady:rossana:cumberbuddy:gvacamolly:petitbear:skittleoakley:Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged What a dear human being he is. OMG YAY!
laughingisbetter: galliifrey: my mom is always saying how she doesn’t like the posters on my wall so i added this you must have a white mother because you’re still alive. if you had my mother.. well…
nagito-komaedas: i had a dream that lethal made a text post regretting all the mean things he said about joe and saying he actually loved him very much.
cant believe i gotta say this shit but...
samuelvasnormandy: cat–beard: socialnetworkhell: nataliesama: arooooo: 1-800-hellyeah: did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground
noiz being a complete ass to koujaku in bed and saying things like “is your dick even inside yet? i can’t feel a thing,” even though koujaku is already fully sheathed inside him and then accidentally loudly moaning/whining when koujaku suddenly
what-the-hecky-heck: dreamdaddycentral: sky williams on twitter Why does this dude sound exactly like my friend who would say the same shit aka I love this video
:Saying “must I put a leash on you?” when they keep wandering off in public just to watch them blush and immediately grab my hand to stay close.
If a Black mother says she had a dream, listen.
When people say "soda"
If Love is the Answer, You're Home
It says she’s 50 + but her pussy looks like 20 year pussy!😛😍 @lnacouple
alltheserandomthings: dremoranightmares: oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao Ahahaha, I can’t even say how many times
If you RP a healer and you say...
It says here you haven’t pre-ordered Fallout 4. Care to elaborate?
Say That To My Abs
It says ALL OF US!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CGg3OK9DmvY/?igshid=ftnzlnywy9b0
ixel216: note-a-bear: vardaesque: christareiss: callingoutbigotry: femmeempathmagus: kinkykinkshamer: kafkarockopera: intrenetdad: damseling: yunglettucelord: damseling: TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE The asshole holding the sign that says You Deserve
It says Calvin Klein, but looks like Banana Republic. Hehe
“It must be nice not having to work.”
teenagerobotlove: five o’clock, get a call to go blading at the skate park down by the mall but my mom says i gotta prevent some aliens from annihilating us all
wintersbones: this car would be perfect to me, people never understand when I say I want an old car… (via yvestown)
It says “Headache Puppy does not approve of repetitive refreshing” Δ (Taken with instagram)
It says that was tweeted 5932 days ago, I would have been one… (Taken with instagram)
psychopathdreamer: The aftermath is secondary on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/4035783
fuckyesnicole: every time novio says “lets get down to business” i sing this song. ;) Hahaha
alexashung: 809212: what would you say to your 10 year old self shut up ur like 10
It Would Be Nice
It's called civil rights. This is the 90's.
Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…
it says hi
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