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it might be even funnier if it said ‘do not come in here - FUCKING", lol
It said “submit to me…” Hopefully this suffices…
It’s about a society on its way down. And as it falls, it keeps telling itself: “So far so good… So far so good… So far so good.” It’s not how you fall that matters. It’s how you land.La Haine. Matthieu Kassovit
In 8th grade we had a dance and they said not to take any of the decoration. I not only had this tied around my neck that whole night, but I took it home too. BD
It’s rough
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.
Love how no one on this site actually realizes that bullying people for who they are is actually super dangerous and an awful thing to do, even if said people they’re bullying are straight/cis/white etc. Straightophobia etc. don’t exist but bullying
nethersonq:bogleech:It’s said that a giraffe’s kick can actually knock a lion’s head completely off and I’m sorry but every way I picture that is like the funniest thing in the entire world i’m so sorry
everybodylovestitties: “Thank you for ordering Bimbo’s Pizza, where the pizza sucks, but so do the delivery girls,” Lynn said. She had been told that most customers didn’t take up the free blowjob offer but she was learning quickly
“But Daddy, you said that if I got my driver’s license, you said you would give me money for anything I wanted!”“I didn’t know you were going to do… to do this, baby!”“Oh Daddy, I’ve wanted it for
quest-for-the-breast: “Quiet, Jason, I’m trying to recharge my batteries!” Ella said.Jason held back a chuckle. His big sister was progressing perfectly. She had already had a large chest, big lips, and a small brain, but now that he
It began with a piano
Have you ever looked at a prompt in a kink meme and said “You need to sit in a corner and think about what you did?” Because I just had that moment.
It’s 9.34am and you’re late. “The phone has been ringing all morning! Where have you been?!” exclaimed your boss. You’d been busy taking care of yourself… But you couldn’t tell him that, you quietly said, “I’m sorry Mr.
it’s really annoying when I say all boys suck but then some says “not all boys suck” bitch stfu I didn’t ask you for your shitty opinion so keep it to ya self
professional-chaotic-dumbass:popsunner:popsunner:I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked youDon’t do this to memy
sir-not-appearing-in-this-blog: rlyhigh: …and then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.” and then he added, “the Greek one, too”
karkittyinthetardis: teenwitched: agooduniverse: turtletotem: I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more. This. This
its-not-raining: “Oh god, do you ever shut up?” Jean raised his eyes from where he was sitting, his brows furrowing in a frown. “The hell I said anything, weirdo,” he murmured as he lit his smoke. He wasn’t suppose to be smoking
nagito-komaedas: i had a dream that lethal made a text post regretting all the mean things he said about joe and saying he actually loved him very much.
morganxsterling: annabellebanks:morganxsterling: “Well you know..” Morgan said with an almost innocent smile, “innocent until proven guilty.” “Uh oh Morgan…what did you do?” She giggles, arching a brow. Looking
reichenbackdatassup: wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said “if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make
So the other day I was having an argument with a friend and so I jokingly said to him “YOU WANNA FIGHT,” and he said “YOU WANNA SCRAP,” and I just. “Destroy me wth your power.”
yakuza-trash: Anon said: More Tori plz <3 it’s the mohawk isn’t it??? is it the eye patch?!?!?!?
so today i found out some people voted for me as best dressed for the yearbook or w/e and i know i’m not gonna win since not many people know who i am but omg i felt so flattered when people said they voted for me it was great.
it really sucks when your feelings are invalidated and you’re just being blown off as being “too sensitive” to things. especially when it’s being said by both someone who hardly knows you and someone who’s supposed to be
slut-dere: Anonymous said: Can you do some Fire Emblem: Awakening please? Anonymous said: im in love with your art; seriously, thanks for being here omfg;; could you draw some fire emblem?? like i love henry so much, any henry please idec
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
My friend said the best/worst lie I have ever heard.
sanajarrar:sanajarrar:Her father said: “It was execution style, a bullet in every head. This was not a dispute over a parking space; this was a hate crime. This man had picked on my daughter and her husband a couple of times before, and he talked with
thatfineassaliengirl: Guys it is warm enough to grill. omfg. I should buy a grill for my next apt. I was driving thru Baltimore earlier, I looked down and the display said 76 degrees…on February 19th. Two years ago it was a foot of snow outside
It seems that I now need eleven hours of sleep a day to function. Where “function,” approximately amounts to, “Hey, look, breathing!” I promise I’ll get back to producing stuff as soon as possible, but for now I really need
sciderman: drawinggheys:Red String AU: Where Wade is able to see said string on everybody and decides to be a matchmaker. Upon finding out Spidey has one too, he decided to help until he notices one little tidbit. Oh shit indeed. I really couldn’t
zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission and they cried. They said I was the first person who had ever tipped them in their almost 2 years of selling commissions. They were so shocked that I liked their art enough to leave a tip. They
meloetta: me: loses a game everyone: it’s not about winning, it’s about having fun :) me:
mahomine: deadcassim: deadcassim: hello friends i am here goodbye friends i am gone I guess Kassim just said Alibyebye
ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: ileftmyheartinwesteros: GUYS MY FAVORITE BAND IS GOING TO DENVER IN NOVEMBER AND I MAY GET TO SEE THEM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I CAN’T CONTAIN MY EXCITMENT ahoboandhisbox said: WHAT BAND WHO WHO WHO THE BLACK
It'd be better if it said "Bitch" but eh ;P
disneykin:ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were
fuckyeahafricans: This left me in tears. You can see the pain in the words he said. i gotta get off tumblr shit like this makes my heart drown to the bottom of my feet moe kill.
it was real
queerpyracy: what books were you assigned to read in a class that you still hold a violent and bitter grudge against for me it’s into the wild and the scarlet letter
zaynsdickpics:me at a party: wheres the cat. u said there was gonna be a cat. im gonna touch the cat
It’s shit like this that really grinds my gears
It said Franck's butt, but we were in Seb's nose..
it all started with closed eyes and a feeling in my gut telling me i need to keep them shut the whole time because they opened even for a second and i saw your lips they’d suck me in like black holes when they bend light and it was then i realized
pre-mom: thatoneniggawiththedreads: whatisthat-velvet: royalblackpirate: I laughed an ugly laugh LMFAOOOOOOO scottydawson “Have you heard the song Yonkers?” Actual words said to me in 2014 by white coworker
It doesn’t even need a caption, it’s just so universal 😂
It was around 2am and we were 200 miles away from home. We’d just gone swimming and our clothes were damp, but it was okay. It wasn’t too cold. We were in the parking lot across the street, waiting for the right time to head back. We ran
so updated some of my links/info bc it was outdated so under this line there will be my links/other social media and suchtwitter: bunbae_instagram: bunbae_ **on private only to keep out family **kik/snapchat are not being given out so please dont askfaq
There’s a post on fb going around that said ratm is touring and I was like ??!!! And had to share it to my wall
It’s honestly a gif the creator of it said so himself
kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say
renniequeer:renniequeer: My teenager has more hours of homework per night than I got in my entire university career, and it doesn’t teach them a goddamn thing besides how to hate themself for not being able to do it all.If my wife isn’t expected
There are so many little kids here (my baby cousin is 2) and they’re so pure, they’re sososo pure oh my god this little girl walked past me and said in the tiniest cutest voice ‘excuse me, miss’ and there’s these little twins
rupphiiire: @jen-iii ’s art makes a good phone background yall! a+ 11/10! … yes I cropped it lol
Like some SU Crit is actually viable and welcome, but I feel like a majority of it boils down to, like that previous post said, ‘a love for the show and impatience manifested into anger’. Like NO show is exempt from having plot holes, like
hilaryflorido: I said previous post that the ‘Single Pale Rose’ board was “an adventure for me.” This is a euphemism for saying that it was important to me and I stressed about it. When that happens, I usually step away from the computer and
Someone at work asked what I did today and I said nm, when in reality I’ve been eating jelly beans and editing my porn all day
