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You asked for a video and here it is. If the video gets over 1000 likes I’ll post another one.
Someone just sent me this asking if it’s me… yes it is, but looks like someone has cleaned up the image, or maybe I just had a kick ass tan then lol. Either way, here’s some boobs! :Derinashford.tumblr.com
Why am I suddenly getting so many fishy messages trying to get my email or click on some shit, fuckin leave me alone
wifwolf: Vex had a new set go up on Godsgirls today and it is…OUT OF THIS WORLD ehh?Seriously though, it is incredible.Go look at it. If you don’t have a membership and you want one, it is ŭ here. <3 Imogen
Girls at work keep asking me why I haven’t taken the nail polish off. Not because it is chipped but because men aren’t supposed to wear it. So, it stays on to see how long they will keep asking or until they realize I really do not give a fuck.
It’s bright out and I’m tired of doing homework. Good news is that it’s starting to get cold enough for me to wear my favorite hoodie. :D
It is an Ass loving kind of Day!
That’s a dark growing void in me. I thought I would become better in my dealings with the emptiness. Instead it grows suffocating and devour everything in its path. The loneliness is destroying me. There’s nothing I can do to stop it. I need
It’s over isn’t it? My voice take on it btw, no music and my voice is the worst, don’t listen to it lmao, this is 3rd take on it so far but meh prolly the last, I’m just creating memories of my awful voice heh(also warning there’s a loud “HA!”
it is definitely underrated! im kind of surprised it took me this long to draw it tbh, since its definitely a ship i like
It is a fight chapter, so I figure the thing to do is type “hm,” copy/paste it 2000 times under the cut, spicing it lightly with oohs and ahs about how wicked cool the anime will make these scenes.With brief pause to say that Zeke is nowhere near
Hello, Here is my private Snapchat I made just for you. It is premium and will be ฤ to access. There are no monthly fees. To access add me on Snapchat, then message me on tumblr your username and I will add back. Once I add you, you must send money
It is 11 in the morning and i have not gone to bed. What is wrong with me T^T Ugh i will crash this afernoon. But for now that pile of dishes is waiting for me. *cries*
acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna
it is a mystery
I think my most favourite thing in the world is reading the tags people leave on my art
What’s more fun than a panic attack?A panic attack at WORK.What’s more fun than a panic attack at work?A panic attack at work that was caused by getting shoved TOO MUCH WORK.What’s even MORE fun than a panic attack at work because of too much work?Me
norithics: phraximus: the-spook-zone: monkeysaysficus: I was not ready @relatable-ram Me: *clicks video* “The hell is all this abou-” *whistling starts* Me: I love this stupid fucking meme
what the fuck is post it forward
keelychu: we all have that one friend who is probably secretly a magical girl.
It kinda bugs me when people say stuff like “The Gems took Steven away from Greg” or talk about how wrong it is he doesn’t get to see his dad because…he does. All the time. Steven probably has access to his dad more often than
it is so weird to me when someone reblogs a post I made where I’m talking about something I liked in SU or how I think something is cute etcetc and they tag is as “su critical”. Like, it really isn’t, man, it’s like the complete opposite of
netherworldpost:netherworldpost:Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a
I dunno how to write about this without accidentally doxxing myself. But where I live has been beset by a very uniquely American tragedy, which is affecting me rather strongly.I am not a member of the community targeted, but I live among them and grew
zsnes: me, with a new clay-tempered 軸 sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it* my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c- me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.
petitamaretti: nikkuy: NO ONE CAN TELL ME THAT THEYRE NOT SLEEPING ON THE SAME BED FIGHT ME NOBODY CAN TELL ME KOUJAKU’S HIDDEN HAND ISN’T GONNA TOUCH HIS D
gregwuzhere: That looks stupid Like, how do you load it? Not quickly. Unless your pulls are dead simultaneous, you’re not gonna be very stable while shooting, your recoil is gonna have you all over the place. Also, unless it’s some special
brokendildo: me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok They say this as if it’s not true…..
samwiththagap: gregwuzhere: Fuck you, candy corn is alright U say “alright” cuz it ain’t good lol Can you not expose me please 😂😂
00incognegro: mainmanblackdynamite: yarter: imsoshive: pleasestopandrew: This is why God has left us I don’t even know what’s going on here This is ugly This is making me itch I’m uncomfortable That’s a spread, inmate cuisine. Hard
It is for me
beardorado: atomibay: This story was probably told on here before but it still cracks me up to this day. Back before the first movie premiered and all that, the live action suits for Tiger and Barnaby were due for a public appearance to do a meet
Me joking or being sassy is not my “attitude coming out to play”. It’s me making a joke and you calming the fuck down and dealing with it.(Now THAT’S my attitude coming out to play)
just–space: The Antikythera Mechanism : No one knew that 2,000 years ago, the technology existed to build such a device. The Antikythera mechanism, pictured, is now widely regarded as the first computer. Found at the bottom of the sea aboard
So like the frame of my laptop is broken so the only way to charge it is to like shove the connecting part down at an angle. This is all fine and dandy but you need something to weigh it down unless you wanna sit there and hold it forever. So, I put my
nerdymelly: People need to realize that when I push them away, it is not because I do not want them in my life; it is because I want them to push back and to show me that what we have is worth fighting for and they aren’t going to give up that easily.
tea-rezi: frantastically: idk what it is w/ me and drawing characters in clothes with phrases on the ass rn but im having fun so. take this terezi @traumatizedterezi
is-that-what-i-think-it-is: me, making my ocs suffer: me when my friend lays a finger on their beautiful angel ocs:
saintlaurentgirl: *me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it
it is not me
“Life is beautiful. Really, it is. Full of beauty and illusions. Life is great. Without it, you’d be dead.”
It’s so so nice being with Tom, even if he is fast asleep at the side of me right now, tbh not surprised it is 3:30. It’s something so simple but I’ve missed this, just being at the side of him awake or asleep…literally the smallest things short
klartie: me age 13: OMG!!! TEAM EDWARD!!!!! I LOVE TWILIGHT!!! TEAM EDWARD TEAM EDWARD TEAM EDW me age 16: i fucking hate twilight i never want to see it again get it away from me what the fuck was wrong with me me age 18: omg wtf twilight isn’t
blaidddrewg: So everyone who reblogs Grumpy Cat knows that the owners have embraced ‘Tard’ as his name, right? Like yes the cat’s face is amusing but I’m really fucking disgusted at how much goddamned publicity people are giving that cat’s
It is hot and loud on this street in Madrid but it feels like home
me randomly laughing irl over funny katnep headcanons i keep getting and my mom is looking at me with a face and i just laugh harder im such a nerd dsghgff
redjuicylips2: Ok, by request from many fan mails that they love seeing my lace panties so here it is😉 Reblog me if you’d like to rub, play and taste my round booty😝. Have a sweet Friday my fans…😘
writtenbyghostsblog:hellbentchurch: itslookingback:what was your original fandom. like not the one you first started with on tumblr. the first bit of media that you made content for Undertale This is aging me something fierce but Trigun.
When I refer to myself as fat, it’s not in a negative way. I’m fat that’s just one it is. I use those terms endearingly and for what it is. You’re not making me feel better about myself by telling me otherwise. Semantics and suger
It is your responsibility to harness your greatness.
is anyone elses tag viewer being REALLY stupid, or is it just mine?
beltsquid: yukiranine: morganalefays: y’all: finally the EVIL summer is over!!!!!!!! getting ready for my one true bae fall!!!!!! pumpkin spice and aesthetic here i COME!!!!!! me, a northener: me, a southerner: me, a Californian:
is it a bad thing I’m still so used just assuming people won’t like me for me that I didn’t even consider that offensive lmao
iroxykun: whoops my hand slipped i’ll colour it later probs make it all vectory and stuff ye omg is that me wahaa thank youu! <3
i took a nap recently but now opening up my essay on my laptop and looking at it is making me exhausted
me: mama can i have some of ur chipsmom: why dont u have some apples and bananasme: mmhHHHHM -takes apple from fruit basket slowly- HHMMHMMMMM
oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
sensualsativa: peachemojimami: sensualsativa: By following me you consented to seeing whatever it is I post on my blog. I don’t have that choice when you put your dick/genitals as your avatar, it automatically shows up in my notifications when you
Is that…what I think it is…?????
It is so, so easy for people in positions of power to make across-the-board decisions that will never affect them. How easy it is for privileged people to make decisions for the masses that will never directly affect them because of their gender, race,
