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Well… he’d be sticking it in a fish hole either way. *shrug*
Romanians, doing it right.
… I see what you did you there… and it was lame… >_>
I approve. lol Cheating is why it took me many years to embrace online gaming.
That last one… hmmm. I like it.
This is so true it hurts my face.
Worth it.
… it was a more innocent time…
I like it.
So lame I had to post it…
lol Honestly every time someone is whining about something and I can just tell they have zero convictions in this regard. They just want attention etc. This is exactly what it sounds like to me. This… crass.
lol At least he has a sense of humor about it…
lol What level of dumb do you have to be to not understand what a safety line is for… or even how it works…
… im not sure I would ever use this… but I must have it!
Love it.
Huh. I was always curious about that but too lazy to look it up.
Ya… Id sprinkle it with special water…
lol I wonder how many times they were asked about it before they decided to add that…
Hmmm well… I mean… it could work?
I masturbate too much as it is… but thats an interesting proposal.
Is it wrong that I wanna see this video… like… a lot.
lmao… Never thought about it that way…
lol Bottom left chick kind of looks into it…
justbadpuns: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It’s not hard.. Ha.
betaruga: snipurrs: snipurrs: snipurrs: im laughing @ this image of jeff goldblum bc it makes him look like a centaur but w the horse bit cropped out update: Look I didn’t spend 20 minutes drawing jeff goldblum as a centaur in front of my family
…. I like it.
lol Less than 1% of the population is allergic, doubtful it would kill them. ;)
Lets be honest here. Its not better than nothing. I can do it better myself. By a huge margin. =_= Stop the myth that handjobs are good for anything!
Honestly… this makes me want to buy it. Whomever walked into the ad meeting and pitched this… you were right man, despite everyones doub… you were right.
I refuse to believe everyone this got passed didn’t know what it was. I refuse.
I’d buy it just for that…
the-evil-nutcracker: Tumblr on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/VAOm9x WOW! Why didn’t I think of that? Now I’m buying this brand just for the lulz.
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theonewhosawitall: whatifidontknowwhoiam: I thought I could keep on without reblogging it. I was wrong. they should just start to hire tumblr to make adverts for them. DAFUQ DID JUS C?!
It’d be better with actual heads, especially of the people I hate, but I guess this’ll do…for now.
It wouldn’t go “on and on” if they had the GODDAMN EAGLES ON SPEED DIAL!
It´s Love, not reason, that is stronger than Death
captoring: librarianarchy: I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!” It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with
maxandthespidersfrommars: sandandglass: The Daily Show, August 18, 2016 Jordan Klepper gets to know Trump supporters It’s like shooting fish in a barrel the lack of self-awareness is killing me
snowflakesandlightning: lullabyknell: Right now, all I can imagine is new parent James Potter, half-asleep and completely out-of-it, grabbing the first blanket-like thing in reach to wrap baby Harry in, before putting him down and going back to bed.
mstresser: lochnessmonsterofficial: zionthepansexual: dangerbooze: OH MY GOD I love this video, I haven’t seen it in so long!
acesirius:lastoneout: Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg when i woke up from my top surgery i was SO out of it but i had to pee SO BADLY (why? no idea. i hadn’t eaten/drank since the day before so i should’ve been empty)i
somewherebetweenxandy:acakewalkofcrocodiles:Can’t believe I went to 6 months of 12 step meetings to learn this wisdom when I could have just watched this Whatever the question, just repeat:“It’s none of my business”.
yes it will! :) Selena Kitt
Selena Kitt Here it is - didn’t you ask for a sexy post? :)
It starts! XD
inked-sea: asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road This never fails to make
swiggityswagurfab: This guy would survive a horror movie. This guy would survive a horror movie. Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard He hit him with a lamp. I love
narputo: almost-rapunzel: narputo: When you’re sharing the same hiding spot with someone during hide n seek This looks more like gay porn No it’s when you’re sharing the same hiding spot with someone during hide n seek can’t you read
rwfan11: igotyourfav: thatshotguys: Hot guy pees on police. ….is it crazy to want to know HOW is cockhead got in that position to be able to pee out of his pants!? @hypodermickevin
rwfan11: chriswoods:AU in which Winn’s first time with a guy, who happens to be Mon-El, doesn’t go as painless as he thought it would have been. @jace-hero
imsoshive: adignifiedking: triple6christgang: methodguy: what if you nut in a girl mouth and she spit it up like triple h lmfaooooooooooooo smh lol
jellybelly30: wrm1225: buzzfeed: weirdbuzzfeed: I cannot wait to see the SEO traffic on this one. BRAD INTERVIEWED ONE OF THE PORN STARS: @jellybelly30 , why am i seeing celine watching JoSi going at it here? (go watch the clip, you’ll see what
poz-prince:It’s getting selfaware
