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(set 2.5 of 3 BONUS ROUND! GIFS!)Please know that I’m not a fan of cock-shots. So my last upload I had to do while my lesbian friend was right besides me, and for some reason I felt that was a bit odd. As a result, I don’t feel I uploaded
lieutenant-twitch: michaelhasmyheart: turntechoddhead: risahawkeye: kingminty: i dont get it I’m trying so hard to get it. Well there’s a heart on her belly so she’s probably pregnant but I don’t understand the guy’s reasoning for holding
letmegrabyourcuteass: mentalalchemy: anomalousdata: thefrogman: [video] This is extra entertaining because I remembered that babies don’t have object permanence: when an object is out of their line of sight, they don’t quite realize that it still
gothstrology: shtrawbebby: I ACTUALLY HATE THAT IT RHYMES I HATE THIS
aobubblegum: I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED WHENEVER THEY PLAYED RHYME LIKE MAYBE THEIR BODIES WERE PHYSICALLY TRANSFERRED INTO THE RHYME GAME OR SOMETHINGBUT NO THEY JUST FALL FACE FIRST INTO THE GROUND AND GO COMATOSE. IS THIS A NORMAL THING IN THE
what if instead of rhyme, noiz just kept challenging aoba to a mario kart rematch.
bombshellssonly: sevenxjr: joygucci: tall-fashion-buddha: poetsw-thickhairthickthighs: melaninhoe: firstoffletmesayi: theryanproject: theemperorrises: yxngsushi: raeebaee14: ayoaprell: insertepithethere: mc1v: kingjaffejoffer: ohmygil:
7stitches: cornchipz: snapchatting: i’m awful. but awful rhymes with waffle, so it’s not that bad the fuck kind of accent do you have what kind of accent do you have where they don’t rhyme??
clestroying: vves: vesley: post: mention of some item some comedy genius: I’m gonna fuck it an even FUNNIER person: don’t fuck it comedic gold i’m gonna fuck this post don’t fuck this post
glowcloud: people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there,
batnoodles: jackbarakatsbuttblog: how-bad-do-u-want-it: afroarabia: “boys dont like it when-" "girls don’t like it when-” “people would probably like you better if-” FAVOURITE POST
thefirehaired-blog: “Sexy is whatever you want it to be. Don’t let Cosmo tell you. Don’t let Vogue tell you. Even your boyfriend or your best friends. The point is, it’s up to you.”
destructi0n-is-creation: some graffiti I found downtown the other day. I don’t know why, but I really liked it. it’s just so enticing. I have no idea what happened and I never will.
Don’t Forget Me is about that spirit of universal love and the spirit of God. Whatever that might be to you. I don’t mean it in a religious sense at all. Let’s just call it an energy, or beauty. That energy is everywhere. It doesn’t turn it’s
I’m sorry that you had to see this pictures, but have you ever heard about theSurabaya Zoo? It’s the biggest zoo in Indonesia and it is, basically, a place for animals to die in the most horrible ways. They don’t have vets, they hardly ever clean
heckstasy: How to Have Sex: spin around S TOP double take tHREE TIMES 1 2 3 PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT WOOOOOO WOOOOO stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns
emikokal: I think a lot of the time, people that don’t play guitar listen to it more in terms of the sound, emotion, and feeling of it - they’re not concerned with how well it sticks out over the music, or what’s physically happening on the instrument.
alixjay: cartersostoopid: remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day You obviously don’t remember correctly. You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:
piercethetrench: When I say I love you about a band member I don’t mean it like omg marry me I mean it like, wow you’ve legitimately helped me through so many things in my life and I can never say thank you enough
amadaun23: He was just so oblivious onstage. He didn’t even seem to notice the audience. “It’s weird sometimes…” Cornell affirmed “…people will tell me things that happened while I was onstage and I don’t even remember them. It’s a
static-in-my-attic-a: I don’t know if it was the first contact, it must have been, was from Jeff. I do remember being a real connection made on the phone. Talking about artwork, how he was into artwork and the responsibilities as a band member and
kateosaur: eyareilrahc: See this… this is how it’s done. No “you don’t look chunky, you look beautiful.”No “you don’t look chunky” at all. Just complete acceptance. Yeah, you look how you do, and how you look is beautiful. Mama gets
doctorsilencewillfall: twentyonee-pilots: do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it. trust me, they
abbruzzeseohyess: RANDOM DANCE
clcok: I don’t give a fuck if I reblog something twice like I reblog it once then I see it later and I’m like haha that’s funny and I do it again u feel me
jimmorrison1969: REMINDERS: hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is
marblechemist: labyrinth-of-lucifer: I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because
oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. Why
twenyonepilots: don’t take it take it take it
perrfectly: if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you
”When I was a kid, you know the thing that the drummer sits on,it’s a stool,it’s a small chair. But they don’t call it the stool or chair,they call it the throne. I could never figure that out until I met Matt Cameron and I was like ‘Oh I get
nychnymph: don’t romanticize basic rights it’s not attractive that a man is a feminist it’s not sexy that a man finally realizes the prejudice against women and how very oppressed women are it’s common sense
rougeoctobre: i don’t care if it’s only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.
eartheld: cigarettes are not cool!!! don’t fucking start smoking!!!!!! whatever image yo wanna be, however badass or indie or grunge you wanna seem, it’s so stupid love yourself nerd and don’t smoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
thetiniestpickle: nevereverbeensosatisfied: best video ever. it deserves more cred. Don’t even watch it anymore, just auto hit the reblog button when it comes up in my dash
isohels: My tummy doesn’t have to be cute. It holds my internal organs. My thighs don’t have to “crush men’s skulls”. I use them to carry myself. My stretch marks don’t have to be tiger stripes I earned. They came when I grew. Stop.
wildwilde: i don’t get why people believe feminists hate men i don’t get why a movement that is for women is so misunderstood to the point where it’s still about men
despondence: irregulartangerine: LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND PEOPLE WHO DON’T FALL UNDER EITHER OF THOSE CATEGORIES, this is an elephant shrew. it’s adorable and i just wanted to shower you with little gifs of it because look at it. look at it’s
theonegivingthefucks: cascadingletters: Have you ever felt a potential love for someone? Like, you don’t actually love them and you know you don’t, but you know you could. You realise that you could easily fall in love with them. It’s almost like
eminalcrossing:y’all please do not go see 50 shades of grey this weekendtell your family and friends: don’t go see it as a joke, don’t go see it for the cringe-factor, do not give a single cent to this disgusting abusive mess
pandavalkyrie:Part of feminism isn’t just proving that women are strong and capable it’s also admitting that women can be awful and disgusting. It’s the flip side of destroying the ‘women are delicate angels’ myth. Don’t pretend women don’t
kasnas:commarxism:wishfully-think: The creepy messages girls get when they post selfies, is just one reason we need feminism. Actually, no it isn’t. Don’t like getting messages from creeps? Don’t post pictures of yourself half naked. End of story.
communistbakery:actually-nico:herhmione:oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain
silverstags: please fucking support girls who find comfort in makeup and always use it because they don’t feel good without it, don’t tell them they should not use it. we do not use it to attract boys, we use it to feel good about ourselves. the “makeup
katieljobling:When i have a bad day I lock my feelings into the paint as I move it around on the canvas - then when it’s dry it seals them in so those feelings don’t come back
kittencat-dragonpants: mangowho: barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg I don’t have anything
do-kyungslay:I will protect dark skinned idols with my life goddamn it don’t test me
vulvapeople:whiskey-and-ink:I think men overall just don’t understand that we cannot stop the blood. If there’s nothing to collect it, it’s going everywhere. Everyone can hold a shit, can hold a piss, and can hold back sex, until it’s convenient.
la-negra-barbuda: i’m bad at understanding romantical things unless people are explicit. like seriously. don’t drop me a hint. i’ll pick it up, dust it off, and hand it back without realizing it was for me.
writingreckless:shennanigoats:ellyosa: thedistantgirl: plagueutopia: in-twilight-realms: It’s back I CANT STOP LAUGHING this will always be my favorite The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost all sense of humour. If i don’t reblog
colourofoctober: Sometimes when I ask someone a question and they misinterpret the question, I just go along with it and don’t say anything because I don’t want to embarrass them.
Don’t look at me, I don’t like it (ink on paper) by me
smoke-thc-drop-lsd: this is so importantif guys don’t speak up to guys who say shit like this, it will never change. because guys like this don’t listen to women.
wittlebb: nothing annoys me more than people changing boy/girl or man/woman to correlate with their gender when they tweet lyrics lmao. just tweet the right lyrics don’t go changing the shit. now It doesn’t rhyme don’t look good and you look dumb