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ze-d: Imagine this waking up next to your lover seeing the sunset over the ocean, having a double shot coffee and the going for a surf naked, it doesn’t matter because there is no one around. you work during the day at your favourite store and come
genderphobia:afroclusterfunk: missdontcare-x: Laverne Cox Goes Nude for Allure“Going through life, you try to cover and hide, but it doesn’t really work,” says the Orange Is the New Black star, 30, who at first turned down Allure’s request to
kinkshamer69: the worst types of people on the planet are those nerdy kids who used to get bullied in school & when they told their parents they would jst say “it doesn’t matter bc in 20 years they’re going to be working for you” instead
homojabi: I think that cis/straight people have the wrong idea about what The Closet™ is, honestly. I frequently get asked questions like “So are you out or in the closet?” But the fact is that it doesn’t really work like that. Someone’s Out
So, after writing lab, hit the gym as hard as possible to make up for not beong there this week. I know it doesn’t quite work that way, but I’m just gonna use that guilt to go the extra mile. In fact, i will go a mile because ill be running
mijukaze: gentlemanbones: iguanamouth: did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs. Thanks! I hate it
thaibebop: Doesn’t work both ways, does it.
myincestwishes: At the end of class, when everyone already left, his teacher has a special test for him: to fuck her pussy and make her cum over her desk where she works. It doesn’t matter if his teacher is also his aunt.
dogshaming: So embarrassing! Poor Layla! Every time we go out for a walk and I have to go number 2…it just doesn’t work unless… View Post
My teeny tiny baby hamstrings are growing! Now I remember why they’re small compared to the rest of my body, my knees hurt so badly after I work my hamstrings. But fuck it, PRd my 1RM on squat and tomorrow is PARADE DAY WOOOOOO
ultrafacts: The Mewgaroo Hoodie is a hoodie with a giant pouch on the front for a kitty to curl up in. Also works for small dogs. The pouch has a removable, washable liner so it doesn’t get all funky in there. Plus the hood has little ears and the
christophersplaypen: christophersplaypen: riversixx: Mother of fuck this didn’t post. Ahh. The first is the texting hotline. I see a post going around about a crisis line but it’s 1) very conservative based 2) doesn’t work on mobile and goes
groovergirl: 💋❥ Yes there is. I doubt we will ever be able to find the perfect work to describe what we have, but it doesn’t matter. All that does matter is that I am yours and you are mine. ❤💋
dragon-in-a-fez: dragon-in-a-fez: I had to read this three times to realize it didn’t say “the power of YEET” “this doesn’t work…” *throws laptop into the sun* “YEET”
troyesivan: is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
childoffantasy: haltraveler: worldhammerer: i think its good that ‘savannah’ is a popular name but i think that we should also name babies after other biomes Rainforest: Rain and Forrest are names, but together it doesn’t really work. 4/10
halfdeadsketches: I’ll probably start posting somewhat regularly again (regularly for me at least). I’m feeling a little better about my art stuff so it doesn’t feel as stressful to post art anymore haha. Here are two work in progresses I’ve
andouilles: GOSH HEY GUESS WHAT SOMETIMES TAGGING SPOILERS DOESN’T WORK SINCE SOME PEOPLE DON’T HAVE TUMBLR SAVIOR. SO PLEASE PUT THINGS UNDER A READ MORE, SERIOUSLY? IT’S GREAT YOU’RE GETTING TO BETA TEST THE GAME, I’M HAPPY FOR YOU, BUT SOME
ursulaklegun:ursulaklegun:I keep telling kids at work they can read manga and watch anime for free online and they’re like “but that’s illegal” and I’m like. Trying to find a way to tell them that it doesn’t matter without being a bad influence
silver-tongues-blog:ursulaklegun:ursulaklegun:I keep telling kids at work they can read manga and watch anime for free online and they’re like “but that’s illegal” and I’m like. Trying to find a way to tell them that it doesn’t matter without
rivainibabe: fullmetalfisting: My dad was one guy’s best man for his first, second, and third wedding. At the third wedding he made a joke like, “being the best man doesn’t pay much but it’s steady work.” He was not asked to the man’s fourth
marxferatu: nomehablen2: Why does Garfield hate Mondays he doesn’t work or do anything ever so like every day of his life is the same regardless of whether it’s a weekday or a weekend compassion for the proletariat starting their week
kanyewest-coast: vanillacherries: assvvipe: before mum left for work she handed me this lemon and told me to make sure it doesn’t cause any mischief while she is out. i am to groom him twice a day and feed him every 3 hours. then we shall play boggle
shesellsseagulls: gets to that point sometimes. (If the gif doesn’t work on tumblr you can try it on deviantart <- !)
kingdomsaurushearts: It doesn’t matter what project I’m working on, if Project Destati‘s XION from their Darkness album plays, I need to stop what I’m doing a draw Xion. (or think about drawing her)thanks for wrecking my heart guys.
ownerofdark: mijukaze: gentlemanbones: iguanamouth: did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs. Thanks! I hate it Going fishing:
mysubmissivekisses: mysubmissivekisses: 200 followers :) I had a gif for you, but it doesn’t want to work :( Shamelessly reblogging my own posts …
dialupmodem: troyesivan: is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out no stop bein a salty asshole
jeza-red: nadia141491: jeza-red: The only thing I can think of when I look at this ad is “The moron is gonna get that shit into his eyes and that will be the end of it” crossed with “Cleaning doesn’t work like that.” and “You’ve just
gotitforcheap: I just watched 2 ted talks and now I’m ready to trap you in an awful conversation at the house party about how the economy works (spoiler alert folks, it doesn’t)
prettyboyshyflizzy: When your dick decides it doesn’t want to work 😢
thecryptocreep: forget-no-sleep: thecryptocreep: [x] Tasmanian tiger, extinct Although the video doesn’t work now for some reason.There have been numerous claims that the thylacine/tasmanian tiger is still alive and well. It’s one of my favorite
allthickwomen: Sadly enough, it doesn’t quite work like that.
killer899: proneboned: Prone Bone Pro Tip #5: If lube doesn’t work and it starts to hurt, bury your face in the bed and let him pound away, anyway. He’ll cum eventually. I love to fuck any one this position or any other positions …but I need
hungdudes: Tucking away an erection to hide it doesn’t always work.
erikaloveless: This is basically how I am with a boy for the first time. I look really cute an innocent, and I try to “take charge”… But it usually doesn’t work.
darkinternalthoughts: my-wanton-self:Test trialled this today. Doesn’t work. Don’t bother buying it. Lame af. 0/10 Quite disappointed. And not sure how to remove this product from my sock.
I keep trying but it doesn’t work. Should i call tech support or just order a new body?
gunsknivesgear: ponifythings: cragthor29: ponifythings: gunsknivesgear: SOG Tomahawk. Modded with paracord wraps. I like the grip near the axehead, which is useful for close-quarter work. I would very much like to throw this. It doesn’t look
scarybipolxr: Love is unfair. You slowly give yourself to someone only to get back a devastated heart that you have to put back together all by yourself with a glue that doesn’t work. And you’re still willing to do it.
dumieldelacomte: Kik doesn t work fuck it !!! I m quite shy
nicce-asses: Alright followers. let’s see if this one works. If it doesn’t I’m going to kick a hole straight the fuck through my computer
pettyrevenge: this was a long time ago. today, usually if you call back the telemarketers phone number it doesn’t take you anywhere. but years ago, someone would answer the phone when you called back.so at the end of work one day, i went to a conference
avecesfui: ownerofdark: mijukaze: gentlemanbones: iguanamouth: did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs. Thanks! I hate it Going fishing:
queenbreezywinds: kik me glitterpo0p It doesn’t work
deborafenty: .people i adore , Blake Lively! Blake Lively’s 10 Best Fashion Moments On and Off the Red Carpet It’s a well-known fact that Blake Lively doesn’t work with a stylist, and that makes her fashion choices compulsive viewing. ( wow!)
girljanitor: kanyewest-coast: vanillacherries: assvvipe: before mum left for work she handed me this lemon and told me to make sure it doesn’t cause any mischief while she is out. i am to groom him twice a day and feed him every 3 hours. then we