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As she should! I’m gonna need a pic of her in these or it didn’t happen! Ha ha ha. Yes. Wifey wears them when I’m done.
anothermeekone: anothermeekone: Doodle trade with @hypnohepcat! Seems we found something fun but it didn’t do quite what we expected… Oh well, shit happens. Say, who’s that hot guy, we both wonder. Seems personalities changed with our bodies;
sharp-switchblade: I didn’t think there would be an episode of Durarara where Izaya waited up all night eagerly in bed thinking Shizuo might come into his room but it damn well happened.
donutlovesdaddy: Daddy said I was acting like a bratty teenager this weekend and I was afraid that meant I would get hurtie spankings. Instead Daddy said I had to wear baby clothes to bed so I didn’t forget how little I really am. It just so happened
flxfelicis: donnerdont: flxfelicis: ronniebruc e: plasticteac ups: I’m in the purple.. :[ I would love this if it didn’t already happen. & our weather girl is extremely pregnant. 12-18”? wtffff.. I’d prefer 0-.01” Blue zone
Sorry you didn’t get much sleep, honey; next time I’ll try to muffle my moans.
A short while afterwards, your wife left the party with him, his arm around herwaist. You didn’t dare to follow them and patiently waited for over two hours.
if you’re in, make sure you submit your pics to me - pics or it didn’t happen! :P
deadrunespark: A little something something for senpai askug ////_\ How did I miss this!! This is so sweet! >w< Sorry I didn’t see this sooner, not sure what happened. You are the first and only one to call me senpai x3 Thank you lots Runesp
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theenglishdominant: She was just finishing her shift for the day as a teaching assistant when he burst into the classroom. She didn’t even know who he was, it all just happened so quickly. She heard the door open and as she turned around to see who’d
your-favorite-slut: twistedthoughtsofmine: She heard from her friends what happened to those girls who got on that van…But It didn’t stop her to accept his offer to ride her home with his van…Just to prove him that she wasn’t like the other
That’s it. I’ve just caught myself edging to the pictures jenna-slutt21 again. But this time, I didn’t even try to stop…I’m going to ask. How does one start serving Jenna-Slutt?
imdaddysdirtygirl: Daddy says I’m more intense than that dumb wife of his ever was…I don’t know why she didn’t appreciate having his dick all to herself before, but I know it’ll never happen again…
we-are-y0oung: ohgod Pics or it didn’t happen.
jtotheizzoe: Pics Or It (Humanity, That Is) Didn’t Happen: Trevor Paglen sits down with Claire Evans to discuss his project The Last Pictures, a silicon disc full of human images, set to be launched aboard a satellite destined for geosynchronous orbit.
itsbellamariebitch: I wanted to share a gif from a short, impromptu video I made for my Snaprats!! :D I wasn’t even planning on doing this one, it almost didn’t happen because I almost pissed all over myself just getting the undies on, but I did
Uh oh, Miss Fortune and Caitlyn were so busy fighting, they didn’t notice they disturbed a Tentacle Monster. Looks like might be in for a naughty lesson, no butts about it. What will happen next?The winning suggestion of the free art community
tchallasjedi: what we deserved Not gonna lie, I thought this would happen. I was very disappointed when it didn’t.
lnghrn80-blog: The workout didn’t happen if it’s not followed by a shirtless mirror pic. #jock #runner #triathlete #triathlon #compressiontights #menintights #skinsusa #bulge
mindlevelzero: “Oh! Oh, my God, I didn’t even notice you two following me! Oh, that’s so funny… “I mean, of course I’ve hypnotized people with my perfect ass before, but I don’t think it’s ever happened by accident while I was just taking
bloominflowers: “One time I stood outside of a girl’s house with a rose in my mouth like, between my teeth. She just rolled her eyes and laughed.” Pics or it didn’t happen.
Welp!!!, i don’t know how this happened but I went pee before bed but I woke up from a dream where I was desperately trying to find the bathroom..But I didn’t wet the bed! ((Yay go me! *fist pumps*)) but my bladder felt wobbly and full so went to
prostitourettes: i dont know anyone who has a bad thing to say about me *kisses myself on the cheeck* pix or it didn’t happen
divesting: i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened
So apparently somebody “I wanna shake his hand” has been arrested for planning a shooting at a Twilight movie opening. Sad part is, it didn’t happen. Yes, I hate it and the fans that much. No, I don’t give a shit about them nor
youwontcum: *phone ringing* Hello? Hey, Dave, listen, this might sound strange, but I’ve been missing a small key and I’m sure I had seen it before you came by, you didn’t happen to see it when you were here by any chance, did you? Oh, you mean
Today I made chicken fried rice for my family and it came out pretty well and I’m really proud about it so I need to brag to tumblr. I know, I know, its silly to be so proud over something so small and simple but I almost never cook and I’m
tm3000faves: astronik16: jockhungry: He’d only just finished off his hookup when the food he’d ordered arrived. Went to pick it up showing off the belly Devon made to maybe coax the pizza boy inside. Didn’t happen but fuck it. Devon was enough,
lovelytasty: Trick or Treat?! You decide. It’s Halloween! So I started this comic one year ago and meant to finish and post it last Halloween. That didn’t happen. I’m honestly not sure that this comic will ever be finished because the
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Rome leaned back against the wall, listening to Jean with a raised brow. He knew right away Jean didn’t have all his facts about what happened to that Claude guy, especially after he returned and was asked such an awful
jordan-reet: [Jordan nodded he didn’t have words for the conversation anymore, it wasn’t happening in the next few hours, so it faded out of his mind when her fingers laced with his. His lips kept working along her neck kissing softly. His lips
jordan-reet: “I have no idea how you don’t see how amazing you are.” He said shaking his head with a smile. He wanted everything with her, kids, dogs, marriage, it was Anna she was the one. That didn’t mean he expected it all to happen
honeyteacake: “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was; it’s October 3rd.” Don’t try and tell me this didn’t happen Happy Mean Girls Day
sweetgrapes0101: This is an old set that I had never released. But I finally got around to re rendering it out so its here for all you. =) Lucy happened to visit the same Gym as Ava, who never works out with underwear on, and it didn’t take long for
wimpe: You can’t believe your own stupidity. You actually asked her to try this as a possible way to spark up what had been a rather stale and predictable bedroom routine.As things happened, it didn’t really do anything for you, but it got her motor
humansofnewyork: “My swim coach outed me to my entire team in college.” “What happened?” “It was freshman year. I hadn’t come out to my dad yet. I’d come out to my mom, but it didn’t go well. Then one day my swim coach came up
seriousjones: powerburial: Hello is this the police? Someone made up a post on tumblr for notes. Yeah, it didn’t even happen, they just did it for notes
boyboobs:coughloop:You made that up + it didn’t happen + you’re crazy + fus roh dahno i didnt + yes it did + no im n-
cumberbuddy: jfransherlocked: Why didn’t I ever notice the wtf eyebrow raise in the first gif before?? It’s a “Yeah, I’ve tried to twist and diffuse this fucker of a curl for 2 hours once. It won’t happen man but you keep trying I’ve got
pleasingprey: This is what I wanted, I wanted to feel like it was really happening…I just didn’t expect him to do it while my parents were in the next room…
“What did they remove” did anyone screen shot it? Pictures or it didn’t happen. by stoya
codywestwood: eloquentlyerotic: I can picture us doing this… This one of my favorite positions, it always makes me cum so hard Picture or it didn’t happen.
“fuck you hard until you come screaming my name” is a very good line and I’d love to have heard it from Damon to Elena but unfortunately it didn’t happen
zippo077: The girl at the club dressed in the skimpy school girl outfit immediately caught her eye. It just so happened she had a client who was looking for a specific type of redhead, and this one fits the bill perfectly. It didn’t take too much effort
neutralmiltankhotel: “OMG I HATE HOW TUMBLR HATES ON STRAIGHT PEOPLE, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO [probably didn’t happen] AND [needs citation]. MAKING FUN OF STRAIGHT PEOPLE IS [false equivalence]. IT’S LIKE [an analogy so poorly researched it would
horneymtman: creamywife70: Didn’t happened but she agreed to try for the first time when I brought it up so it’s a go go for her. More than once
omg so the weirdest thing happened, i couldn’t connect to tumblr for the past hour??? it just started to work now, guess it didn’t want me to post those selfies LOL
positivewlwvibes: friendly reminder: just because you didn’t have your first kiss or your first date or your first bf/gf in high school, doesn’t mean it isn’t going to be as special when it finally does happen… take your time and live your life
0lightsource replied to your post:Welp Charmcaster was shown in Ben 10 Omniverse…… Oh? surprised that didn’t happen sooner lol I totally forgot bout Omniverse xD Omniverse has been dragging it’s ass. I tend to forget about it but I
desultory-suggestions:You don’t have to “get over” your trauma. It happened to you, and you are not obligated to pretend it didn’t.
They be testin me with gettin a new phone because we waited for 40 mins and they didn’t even have it in stock but luckily they had it at another store so now I got my kewl phone and im gonna be rad
nemesismess: When you, on occasion, hear a song and realize it’s a song you’ve been trying to find for months or years
usedcondomss: It doesn’t happen very often…but this beauty found me and I didn’t even search for it!
ok but like. i really want to draw this out and i don’t have the energy right now but imagine if “rapunzel: day one″ had happened in season 3 with moon cassall the guilt tripping as it was just didn’t make any sense because cass already knew
DAMNIT I just noticed I didn’t color in the CONE ADGADGDG oh well i’m too lazy to fix it
robopolis: Anonymous asked you: Sooooo… Korra and Asami? You know Anon, I really just wanted them to be cool friends. And it almost happened that one episode. But then it didn’t really go anywhere and ahhhh I’m just a little disappointed with
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