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maxinbc: matydn: plimsoll-punk: surprisebitch: oddishtea: I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska the girl has big dick energy she stole all of his dick energy and killed him I’m the girl making sure everyone knows
mysharona1987:honeyed-heart:mysharona1987:the headline alone makes me feel like blood is going to squirt out of my ears Also bad as this is, it’s even worse when you realize rich people from New York fleeing to their holiday homes when covid hit
brokendildo: me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok
wessasaurus-rex: sean3116: Lost in the cracks of my house’s front porch over a decade ago and unearthed today by a construction project, this “Ancient Mew” card now fully looks the part. Now 22 years old, I am very pleased to have it returned
I AM ART STUDENT. HEAR ME CRY.: artemispanthar replied to your post: It’s actually kind of depressing...
ohcorny:i literally cant deal with this
sissy-queer-wannabe: My DREAM date. :-) feels so,rght it cant be wrong
sheeppap: tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN ITS LIKE ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
plain-flavoured-english: people think i play it safe but i once watched Hannibal while eating a ham sandwich
rosaparking: i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster
Five Finger Death Punch - Under And Over It cant beat a 4 on the floor groove \m/ ]:)
im going to try and say this as politely and as professionally as i possibly can. from the year 2000 to 2k8 the states managed to survive Bush. whos to say it cant be done again? whoever or whomever is in that white house i think its important that people
rilakkumaloverx3: Tumblr on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/17518537
keepcalmimspidey: almostcrazycatlady98: Cats Being Cats i cant believe people dont like cats…
realfatties: alfredssbbwadmirer84: #AfterSex #Ssbbw #Sexy It cant be aftersex when you want to fuck her again.
livin-la-vida-lokiii: so there i was walking home when something caught my attention across the road hmm what is that hold on is that… no it cant be nope NOPE
bara-katie: It cant be undone
baddestwomen: and im so glad it cant recharge!!!! turn up
colorfulrussianfireworks: tHIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND EXPLAINING WHY IT IS TO PEOPLE IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
littlemissgoodhead: missharpersworld: i loved this movie so much it cant rain all the time..
fukiana: “Let’s say I go about my business… and when there’s coin to be earned, I don’t readily turn it down.”
trying to get an early night for e3 tomorrow and yet finding that I cant stop thinking about how the thought of playing someone in a hetero marriage w/ child in fallout makes me feel quite uncomfortable for some reason
shitpost time me: *expects that ppl who cant deal with my shit either deserve better than me or aren’t worth my time* me: *has very few friends* me: :~)
nyehs: WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
junjoupurelove: I CANT BREATHE DMMD RECODE HAS NEW ART AND COMPARED TO THE PREVIOUS POSTER THEIR EXPRESSIONS ARE MUCH MORE SAD AND SERIOUS AND BADASS FRIIIICKKKK….. WHY……….. AND THIS FUCKING ART OH MY GOD………… BUY ME IN HONYALALA’S ARTTHIS
yourweeaboobs: u know those little tropes that ur obsessed with for particular ships bc theyre just so perfect so u shove them in every single fic idea bc they cant not be there bokuto confessing to akaashi in a note the entire note is semi-casual just
jojoshojo: gf: “bae come over” me: “i cant im escorting the payload” gf: “but its high noon” me:
toodeepinthefandom: seen a lot of were Mccree lately and cant help myself not to draw him
deepthroating-sehun: miss-concheniality: kpopfied: yeollovemebaek: chanbulge DUDE THATS NOT EVEN A BULGE. ITS JUST THERE HANGING OUT. ever since the Sehun incident our eyes automatically zoom into a dick and hope that it rises from its slumber lol
insomniatakesover: dearness: faeries-everywhere: princechocobo: im going to cry so am i Ok we seriously need a picture of the rest of the 104th I want to see Eren and Jean having a cheer-off did i do it right
milkbunnii: its been 2 years and i still cant get over how badly the yearbook staff fucked up my senior quote
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
blurds: akastahp: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED. I’m dying I was in a meeting the other day
queensoucouyant: piccolowasablackman: I need to reblog this again because this cat’s face you can see it counting down from ten in its head
i’m the problem it’s me
WHAT TIME IS IT??
emoij: Tumbler be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!
tylers-incredible-demon: insomnia-of-youtube: Benny - Little Game i still cant fathom the fact that a 15 yr old kid came up with a video as powerful as #LittleGame
fineeboiiredd: Dick So Big It Cant Fit in The Screen 👀🙊🙀
I’m v sleepy, needy, and pouty atm and it sucks….
king-emare: sourcedumal: tonibraxtons3rdbankruptcy: jbrownza: 18oohotlinebling: betterthankanyebitch: prismcess: (x) LMAO lmao we not even letting them say “negro’? Nope 😌 Absolutely not. Nope! Not at all! fuck no they cant say
thickthighswillsavelives: Just because its winter doesnt mean it cant be dress weather ♡
65-percent-puns: officialmettaton: i literally can’t fucking stop watching this it’s literally too much @obsidianwasp gets credit for making this fucking incredible clip from his recent video hELPI CAN’T BREATHE
malo-mart: I cant even fathom that e3 is less than a month away??????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ e3 2014 was 3 months ago how is this happening……..
WOW IT’S BEEN QUITE THE MORNING. O.O
mylittlebeauties: Let her friends talk her into going across town! Blew off her boyfriend, now she’s into it, cant wait to get her first taste of that hard black cock that pressed against her belly!
alltimehoot: alltimehoot: i want a cute person who checks up on me everyday and sends me happy song lyrics and tells me they love me and messages me cheesy jokes and stupid puns and why cant i have this !!!!
aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper” no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes
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I really wish ppl wouldn’t let their kids play in the halls of my building??? Like it’s nice outside??? Take your child out into the sun????? Not everyone is as enamoured with your shrieking offspring as you seem to be. Please stop forcing
broken-from-memories: My second gif! It’s better quality and I hope the file size isn’t too big!
ssardonyx: me: wow this site is so glitchy but at least it cant get any worsetumblr staff:
extracocoa: adamsmasher: gerudobrujo: homelesswerewolf: Top privilege is eating chipotle Your body must be weak as hell if it cant handle some chipotle my body isn’t but my asshole is as a card carrying powerbottom, chipotle really doesn’t
I’m going to post a special picture on valentines day! Just because it’s so cute and I never show them lol
bare-jeremiah-1:well-im-freeatlast-18-plus-only:wykdsinneragain:clearlyclevergalaxy:💖 still on Tumblr and still stroking it!!! 💘Cant stop !I’d rather have a pussy, mouth, or ass on my cock…but, till then I stroke a few times a day…90%
You wanna know how drained I am? I’m crying in my bed because my housemate asked me what I’m having for lunch. Oooohhhhhhh it’s going to be a rough weekend
ileftmyheartinwesteros: ileftmyheartinwesteros: Season one of How to Get Away with Murder is on Netflix and now I’m sucked in I can see why they call him the puppy. Alfred Enoch is the puppiest puppy ever NO IT CANT END THIS WAY WHAT THE FUCK???d??
criscrewneck: omg, like. i cant