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gwnne: my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date SWEETBEARDS LOOKIT
corcordiumm: I brought the bathing suit to my face, then rubbed my face inside of it, as if I were trying to snuggle into it and lose myself inside its folds. So this is what he smells like when his body isn’t covered in suntan lotion, this is what
deadrunespark: A little something something for senpai askug ////_\ How did I miss this!! This is so sweet! >w< Sorry I didn’t see this sooner, not sure what happened. You are the first and only one to call me senpai x3 Thank you lots Runesp
I need to be youthfully felt ‘cause, God, I never felt youngShe’s gonna save me,Call me “baby”Run her hands through my hair Jackie and Wilson by HozierI really needed some happy fluffy eremins today I guess
Someone calls me a bitch? “Hey fuckdick, why don’t you gargle my lady balls?”Oh yeah, I say “fuckdick” a lot, too.Such a ladylike vocabulary.
breathe me. on We Heart It. Please call me
How can people fight so much? It makes me sad. I could never be in a relationship like that.
retail-hell: “Let Me Speak to the Manager” Mom Names Debra Shannon Karen Michelle Kelly Lisa Catherine Jillian Susan Dianne Someone: Why don’t you like being called by your birth name?Me:
“It was me Satoru, it was me all along” that’s what i heard in my head while watching tha scene, i kinda knew since the last episode but honestly fuck that teacher
princessmoonchul: vermillionknight: Does anybody have the lyrics for this song? It’s called “미친연애” Which means Crazy Love (Affair) (I think, don’t quote me, I don’t know Korean) The English title is called ‘Bad Girl’ by Bumkey
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It really annoys me how there are so many people who like the new ghostbusters movie, yes its fucking awesome to see a full cast of girls, yes its cool that theres more women in the film industry because of it, but literally all of the characters are
socialnetworkhell: The whole “I’m not like other girls” movement should really be called the “I don’t want men to treat me the way they treat other women” movement because that’s what it really is. Women know that a girl who wears makeup
springdday: ommanyte: Does anyone genuinely call their siblings sis, sister, little/big sis, bro, brother, little/big brother etc. as constantly as this appears to be portrayed in media? I’m extremely sceptical. Now, affectionally addressing them by
psychedeliknights: cunicular: Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called
Psa I don’t care how cute you think it is. No one, and I repeat, No One calls me pig for any reason. I don’t like it. It pisses me off. When it comes to my list of cute pet names for a feedee or gainer it’s not even on there. Please
henryscavills: ‘How you live your life is your business, just remember, our hearts and our bodies are given to us only once. And before you know it, your heart is worn out, and, as for your body, there comes a point when no one looks at it, much less
chalamets: You’re too old not to accept people for who they are. The only person that reflects badly on is you. Michael Stuhlbarg as Mr. Perlman in Call Me by Your Name (2017) “It’s the moment that clinches the film, delivered by Professor Perlman.
chailame: “I’m not wise at all. I told you, I know nothing. I know books, and I know how to string words together—it doesn’t mean I know how to speak about the things that matter most to me.” CALL ME BY YOUR NAME (2017)
allikatt20:When he gives me reminders of who the boss is. 🤤🍑🖐🏻https://onlyfans.com/alliekatt20OnlyFans
leadhooves: jessiedoodles: Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls. this is why I don’t talk in skype calls me every time im expected to speak on any call T ^T
some anon called dennis sent me a message and called me a fag and it reminded me of your dennis. youre that special.
kinky-as-fuckkk: luxaeterna1986: kittyk8here: crrrvygrrrl: archandpromise: call-me-mr-sir: Is there any other kind? crrrvygrrrl and I just call this “sex” :) Yes, please, archandpromise. No way I’d ever say no. And if I did….it means
My dog was returned to me!!! I missed him so much! Thank you to the people who called me and found him. It’s been like 2 months!
tummybub: list of cool things to call me (not cute) celestial exquisite ethereal sublime otherworldly alluring magnificent charming fascinating splendid dazzling entrancing radiant
mazokhist: me: is me having a stuffed animal weirdmy bf: no, it’s hotme: so me holding my son turns you on
bussykiller: bussykiller: versaceslut: abeardedboy: they don’t all fit in the washroom at the same time anymore.73 toys, and i forgot to put in my 2 metal hooks so technically i have 75 HE HAS IT!
so, like, as a general rule I call everyone by their username, even folks I’ve known a long time, unless you’ve specifically introduced yourself to me by another name or you have something like “You can call me [NAME]” on your
Went through my mother’s camera pics from the aquarium. My mother calls me the ‘shark whisperer’ I want one and I will call it George. . :I She called me demonic. Do I look demonic? I look rather tame…for once.
@chlorokin called me her best friend this morning, and if I didn’t smile at that, that I damn well should’ve!
selhorys: when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home
Call me Slut one more time, and I’m going to suck your dick
destinationtokyo3: Earlier today at Japan Anima(tor) Expo Hideaki Anno’s Studio Khara released a music video for a song called ME!ME!ME! featuring TeddyLoid and rapper Daoko. It’s got some really intense visuals and it’s not exactly work
denimcatfish: Quick Korrasami comic I made today during my breaks from work. Text is a little small when viewed in the dash xD. It’s a bit clearer here.
witchgays:u can be nb and still call yourself boyfriend/girlfriend or still like being called boy/girl/any gendered term because guess what???? gender is fake and so is language and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth
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It’s our wedding anniversary on Sunday and again we won’t be together. He’s too busy to call or text me. He’s not allowed off post and I’m not allowed in his barracks. I’m just really upset 😢
I took my baby to the ER today because I thought she had diarrhea. I’m kinda irritated that the pediatrician’s office never called me back. If it had been diarrhea, she could’ve dehydrated quickly. As shitty as my past experiences have
animedads: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
My brother: calls me Mr. or something else masculine Me: yea? Him: you’re not gonna comment? Me: on what? Him: I called you Mr. Me: yea? And? I’m a demigirl, it’s really not much of a big deal to me Him: Demi? As in a demigod? Me: no,
It feels like I'm drowning
Call me whatever you like; I am who I must be
it doesn’t even feel like friday… i should be out, not at home!! ): i can’t wait to be licensed!! O:< anyways, today i woke up at 8:26. WHAT THE HELL… michael was at my house then too! so i was like OH SHIT I GOTTA GO! so
holy fuck so I just had the best sex ever and darfin called himself daddy a whole bunch of times and didn’t even flinch when I called him it!!! and he called me his baby afterwards and did that holding both sides of my head to kiss my forehead thing
My bf calls me champ and I love it
Somebody called me a player and it was by far one of the best compliments I’ve ever gotten
chandeluresinitaly: I hate it when I’m playing Catherine and during a puzzle when I’m close to the top and then someone calls for me and I have to pause it and all you hear is GOOOONNNGGG GOOONNGGGG GOOONNNGGG a.k.a. my life
i mean come on, look at this pink orchid mantis, doesn’t it just call my name?
femmeidiot:Calling me a good girl in a casual setting will make me wet it is what it is.
f u kat. tagged by communists INFO Name: classified (you can call me johnnie or j)Age: 24Gender: she-wolfSelfie: (see it’s funny because my shirt says ‘nope’) FAVORITES Food: pineapple, also ice cream, and sushi (last night
It makes me sad how uneasy and disturbed people get by my presence. I know I don’t live in a respectful and kind society so it shouldn’t make me sad. Jet I’m sad every time someone call me sir. I’m sad I can’t go tings like
People who can just talk with other people are so powerful and mysterious. My mind is just always blank when meeting a person I’m not even sure it can be called being shy. It’s something else and it hurts me more than I’ll admit
Someone calling me ‘good girl’ is like the best trigger for all my attention and my mind just goes “yes that’s meeee now please tell me what more I can do for your to hear you say it again”
burgrs: what’s it called when u have friends but ur still lonely
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
shout out to that one time when neptune lost his thick brows for the duration of his conversation with jaune in V2 rip i never saw it called out and i never forgot
happytouseyou: call-me-it: happytouseyou: call-me-it: harnessgirl: What Else? dear Santa, please may i have a suit like this? Santa doesn’t visit naughty milf sluts you’ll have to beg me for it call-me-it Please Sir, please strap Your dirty
virgil-in-the-bathroom: soorajmakhi: flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me Terrifying thought but I absolutely agree
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