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play4pleasure: htownhwife: There’s a few! Just search #me. It sure does… Yessiree it does! You can identify them by the watermark/caption in the corner that says “hotwifenikki.tumblr.com”
Some people were asking who the girl in the top GIF from this post was from - turns out it’s from a film called, no joke, Turn Me On, Dammit! I haven’t seen it though… yet. It actually sounds super-sweet reading all the Tumblr posts
I just found this in my room. It makes me think of Labyrinth :D
i’m honestly very thankful for the wonderful friends, the supportive fans and the two people I love very much I have - y’all great <3I’m still bit depressed from last night, I just never imagined it’d explode into pettiness - I only simply
Well, it made me laugh!
Just a pixel version doodle I made of myself. I actually used to do a lot of pixel art back in high school. ^^; Cuz Furcadia. XDI made this my new Tumblr icon.
Step (and I can’t stress this enough) on me. With @adult–goth
I forgot to post anything when it actually happened but pride was so fun.
choke-fuck-spank-cum-repeat:Get yourself a girl that looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck
karatekuchen: fizzy-dog: fizzy-dog: i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it let me elaborate i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch
Love how no one on this site actually realizes that bullying people for who they are is actually super dangerous and an awful thing to do, even if said people they’re bullying are straight/cis/white etc. Straightophobia etc. don’t exist but bullying
Soooo this past weekend tho. So much up and down for me, but it was totally worth it. Reminds me that I’m not as heartless as I tend to think I am. I don’t even know where to begin… All I can say is I’m now involved in a love
thequeenvevo: marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
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furiousgoldfish: one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero
adampvrrish:me walking around my room talking outloud to myself about my current obsessions and giving my imaginary audience an hours long speech about it
it-kills-i:
truefangirlheart:aragima:starredforlife:okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!! is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like
pasdecoeur:all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
maryabolkonskys:i think i’m going to become an unreliable narrator. if you see me obscuring the full truth or saying things that directly contradict each other, don’t worry about it.
computersloth:I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days
the-eldritch-it-gay:I think about this tiktok daily
seravph:oh no by marina isn’t even a pop song it’s like a diary entry from god
anguishmacgyver:ah yes. the classic “I can’t sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That”. so I’ll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again
stjohnstarling:barrydennen:stjohnstarling:↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought how did it taste?How did what taste?
miaman: if you send me a nice message and i don’t respond it’s probably because im like this
So… I have AIM again. If anyone else has it. Just give me your SN I think? Because it did it to me through Facebook and I’m all sorts of confused as to what my username actually is.
I think the reason why I hate my job a lot of the time is the fact that I get misgendered/grouped with women and I just want to say “Plz don’t group me with these cis people I’m not cis oh welp you’re gonna do it anyway.”
volavolavolavola: 【腐向け】ジョジョ詰め【にょた注意】by かにはる
Still have to wait for the game but look what came early in the mail!!THEY ARE SO LOVELY AND SOFT IT MAKES ME CRY I LOVE THEM MY PRECIOUS SEAL CHILD!
queendivaofthedark: finnglas: just-shower-thoughts: Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”. This is because there’s always a part of your brain that’s like, “But what if I CAN’T do this?” and you’ll still
people leaving the hetalia fandom makes me feel sad actually anyone leaving any fandom makes me feel sad I’m still…in…the vampire knight fandom…how do you just get bored of something like that ahh
You know why I love Community? Because they can do an episode plot that on most other shows that try it have me frothing at the mouth in anger but avoid all the issues I usually have and actually make it good!
blueguitarblues: Every morning when I get off work I drive past a street called Lois Street and it pisses me off because they had every opportunity to name it Lois Lane but did they? No. This is what’s wrong with society. “Street” and
letsallgotothelobby: Tumblr: Remember when cartoons where actually good? Me: ??????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????
*start scrolling up my dash because I thought my browser automatically shot down to the bottom of the page like it keeps doing lately**am pleasantly surprised that it actually didn’t do that and start to scroll down as normal**browser automatically
It amuses me that they say this like I wouldn’t already know
sheathandshear:expartebollmanisirrelevant:not to post even more Villains Discourse on main but it really bugs me how people read giving villains tragic backstories as inherently excusing their actions and/or demonizing trauma survivors.the actual message
fasterfood: due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
simonbitdiddle: fabtrek: arandomshotinthedark: memewhore: zofrph: ellirph: gendersurrender: gendersurrender: “You don’t have to say thank you, it’s their job.” YOU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST PERSON Why would you teach your child to be rude
cal-ifornia: myeyesarehazel: Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.” Actually me
kimoida: idk a lot of this is probably obvious, but no one told me so…
texanredrose: friendbot: princessrobocop: raccoon-butts: wow i sure am thirsty for some apple beverage oh boy prices you can trust, products you can’t Graphic Design has gone so minimalistic it’s morphed into Uncanny Nondescript. My brain tells
I splurged and bought a pound of ground lamb instead of beef for dinner tonight and I’m actually managing to keep it down too so that’s a plus👍 Yesterday my friend dropped off a present for me and it made me tear up. It’s the sweetest
Petition to have Tumblr actually do something about porn blog bots following users.
shitrichcollegekidssay: It’s so fucked up how people say that there shouldn’t be an increased minimum wage because “those people just flip burgers,” or “those people can’t spell.” Like, first of all fuck your generalizations and second
The struggle of wanting to see Fifty Shades of Gray to see if it actually is like the book and not an improved version where they DONT portray abuse towards women and the BDSM lifestyle but you don’t want to support it.
iamtonysexual: stabs: My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender “Are you a boy, or a girl?” “I’m a failure.”
arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18
spazzbot: xoxogarnet: fl0ralgf: me: hello can you please tag [insert ‘obscure’ trigger] it causes me to have flashbacks gross person: actually no. its not listed under the Official Neurotypical Approved List Of Triggers™. please try going outside
I love that tumblr has actually shown how someone caN START YELLING IN THE MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN SENTENCE through text
pizzadut: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn
that-stupid-tardis-sound: i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick
miss-love: lunainvidia: marielikestodraw: tellmetofeel: “Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?” ACTUALLY DEAD. That
soz but my face looks better with a snapchat filter on it. actually ugly irl😂🤷🏻♀️
peachhplum:“Ten months older, I won’t give in, Now that I’m clean, I’m never gonna risk it…” clean - taylor swift This song made me cry the first time I heard it and I’m not sure if it was hormones or because it actually stabbed me in the
MondayToday is just I don’t know. Dysphoria is having a hard grip around my neck and I just want to disappear. Be gone. It sickens me so much feeling like this. Sometimes it amazes me how bad I can feel for not having a uterus and actually be a
It hits me sometimes that ‘Princess Prom’ was an actual fucking episode in She-ra and not some lesbian fever dream I made up of all things that are absolutely my types converged into one fantastically animated show
i-am-the-third-heat: the-average-gatsby: Requested by garlogan78 What you thought the lyrics to The Rural Juror were, and what they actually are (remastered) original true beauty and genius