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fyeahroleplayingrabbit: Whenever I suggest something for our rp’s, my partner always says “YOU READ MY MIND!” And vice versa. I swear we were separated at birth or something. YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE GIRL. Submitted by -imawalkingcontradiction-
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squidgyycore: theycallitthesouthforsomething: d3feater: it’ll be romantic I swear please. true true ^
Originally I was gonna go the tried-and-true doujinshi blackmail route, but then I thought this’d be more amusing.So I’ll have to shoot for something more hardcore/less vanilla next time. I’ll do it someday, I swear…
shameful-display:Originally I was gonna go the tried-and-true doujinshi blackmail route, but then I thought this’d be more amusing.So I’ll have to shoot for something more hardcore/less vanilla next time. I’ll do it someday, I swear… I posted
shameful-display:Originally I was gonna go the tried-and-true doujinshi blackmail route, but then I thought this’d be more amusing.So I’ll have to shoot for something more hardcore/less vanilla next time. I’ll do it someday, I swear…
How popular did that fake “Eevee evolves depending on its moves in PGO” rumor get that everyone believes it? I swear I can’t talk about Eevee in the game for a second without getting flooded by those messages, even though I already said multiple
ask-ickle-mod: migayela-hyakuya: claramarla: There we go i solemnly swear to reblog this post every time it shows up on my dash Ey yo true fax
chibirose: midwesternpurgatory: chibirose:Normalise girls being larger than their lovers ok thnx I swear this is like half my insecurity. Though I know it isn’t true, I’m terrified that my partner is secretly embarrassed to be seen with me. I hate
brooklynalphabro: lol so true. I got a big dick, but when I’m getting worshipped, I look down at the fag and I swear it feels like my dick is like the most massive thing in the world. Awesome feeling.
askfuselight: I swear it’s true! I don’t know! ((*dramatic gasp* The truth is revealed! I mean, he’s way too airheaded to even catch subtle hints. This comes as a surprise to nobody~ Thanks to askthemares for the ask, be sure to check them out!
sht-escalates: remember when you were in kindergarten and thought you’d get pregnant by touching someone’s hand, but soon learned that that’s not true?? WELL THINK AGAIN:
lumos5000: i swear to god if this is fake…. Please lawd let it be true
thesugarray: lostdoughnut: fuckerpunch: i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead. Nailed it.
4fagsunderthestars: hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city? i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties yes i do no one can twerk dat ass like you i swear its true
shameful-display: Originally I was gonna go the tried-and-true doujinshi blackmail route, but then I thought this’d be more amusing.So I’ll have to shoot for something more hardcore/less vanilla next time. I’ll do it someday, I swear…
chocolatechar: desimartinis: its true i try too hard 😍😍😍😩😩😩 I swear if all the beautiful ladies I follow got together one time it would be breathtaking
blueforthevirus: hey there delilah what’s it like in raccoon city? i hear there’s a thousand hungry zombies, and I think that’s pretty shitty yes i do umbrella’s not gonna fix this, so you’re screwed I swear it’s true
dave-vriska: snufflechopsplastic: bottledminx: hisa-ai: Is that so? reblogging because I fucking want it to be goddamned true Most of the time, it is true, because swear words are stored in the ‘emotions area’ of the brain, rather than the
supebedia: capture-me: xkveezy: LOL OMG, don’t ruin it for me. I swear this is true. HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH
lettering-is-my-music: murdershegoat: ‘fucking superb you funky little lesbian’ is the greatest sentence constructed by humanity, it encapsulates the true lesbian spirit of support, swearing, and outdated modes of speech
lovealwaysbeautiful: linnman333:Nothing ventured…nothing experienced. He just wear Knitwear- No, it’s true, I swear!
gracebartholomeow: friendlytroll: untraditionalmedicinal: hawfstuff: spencerthefredder: Tf2 matchmaking explained by Jerma It’s funny cause it’s true. “There’s Ants here, Honey.” i swear to god I dont even play but i could watch a goddamned
sissy-larrisa: a-miss-inside: a-miss-inside:“I swear, mommy, I didn’t do anything with any of my teachers!” Your fantasy builds every time you picture wearing your school’s It Girl’s outfits… It’s true ( giggle)
ishinomori: tainbocuailnge: The Shape of Water (2017) directed by Guillermo del Toro it’s so fucking true what they say about memes being cyclical and constantly dying and ressurecting because i swear to god in my lifetime i did not expect to
circlejourneyart: uselessmachine: The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016) a quarter of my followers came from the uncomfortablestuck beta kids postyou know who you are
thesugarray: lostdoughnut: fuckerpunch: i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead. Nailed it. I cussed at school
hoemosexuals: I swear gay girls all dress better than guys They do, it’s true!
seanp0donnell: thesugarray: lostdoughnut: fuckerpunch: i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead. Nailed it.
kingofweirdness: 4fagsunderthestars: hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city? i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties yes i do no one can twerk dat ass like you i swear its true OMG SO BEAUTIFUL!
bennyandtulip: chibirose: midwesternpurgatory: chibirose:Normalise girls being larger than their lovers ok thnx I swear this is like half my insecurity. Though I know it isn’t true, I’m terrified that my partner is secretly embarrassed to be seen
I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA, YES I DO, NO GIRL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU, I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION,
OVER AGAAAAAAIN DON’T MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND. CAUSE I WONT LIIIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY, I SWEAR IT’S TRUE.
steph-romes: -asmine: c0mawhite: musicfading: NO FUCKING WAY!!! I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY, LIKE “WHAT IF THEY MADE A SECOND ONE?!” AND NOW THEY ARE. OH MY GOD MY WISHES DO COME TRUE OH MY GOD, IT EXISTS!! i swear ALL my dreams
You guys have really nice dreams ;u; I hope they can come true one day! Mine is a secret wish really. I have plenty of dreams really but this one specifically is not really entirely in my hands but I still feel like striving for it and I swear I feel
mes0melas: don’t make me a liar ‘cause I swear to Godwhen I said it I thought it was true
intensional: i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
