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tongue-toyed: i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you write it in frosting on top of a cake
smocksinabox: Saw it, went with it.
beckyhop: zftw: we need to talk about that house loan It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg. I need it.
martininamerica: manafromheaven: cheetah-buttcup: Rest in Peace, Robin Williams. ohmygod I just looked this up…..it’s real ohmygod I can’t believe it childhood hero to so many rest in peace the laughter you gave us will live on forever
slapping: things we said in school i’m tired i’m hungry i don’t get it i’m cold what time is it? i wanna go home
llatching-ontoyouu: and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey,
xoxo-gossip-gay: xoxo-gossip-gay: My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom it was a tea bag
p-atches: thegirlwiththerosetattoo: lionmanes: monkeysaysficus: cptmalhammer: Officer Bennett from Orange Is The New Black takes a shower. For the love of all that is holy, watch the entire 48 seconds. Bless. Jesus Christ it was WORTH IT I’m
dandalf-thegay: eleventy-7: kitd-fohs: salmonslushie: i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids #party games#fun games#funny#lol#drinking games I have found heaven and it’s
meanieweeny: meanieweeny: last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m
danfreakindavis: miraguey: fouronthefloor2: what a time to be alive funny as this is, notice that the tweet says “accidentally” when referring to the kick yet this news site made it seem as though Malia did it maliciously
theelando: tofutits: windandsalt: friarpark #this is not an exaggeration okay #children do say this #children do wonder why they can’t find themselves in the media #don’t fucking tell me it doesn’t matter #it matters so much #children NEED
appetites: o-dawgtheinvincible: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in it for
aviculor: clannyphantom: why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises it’s the only way they can hear it
here-booker-catch: yangxiaolongs: cyanboo: here’s a hot dog wiener with nothing inside it in case you want to make your blog more hollow weenie SIT THE FUCK DOWN IT’S STILL SEPTEMBER
attackontitan5eva: krystal-cage: bryantriot: gamegeneral: krystal-cage: please just watch this “It’s one second.” I said“It can’t possibly be that great.”I was wrong. WHAT IS THIS FROM?! I WANT TO WATCH THIS ENTIRE ANIME
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zftw: genderthief: i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth she’s waiting for the salsa
scott-pilgrimage: whosromeo: i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you i think it’s a fucking miracle
systemofadowny: sex-thrill: my blog will make you horny ;) I don’t get any as it is, why would I want to follow someone who makes me want it more?!
ambiguousintentions: rebeccasugar: joethejohnston: The second part of the Steven Universe half-hour event thursday night, boarded by Jeff Liu and myself. It’s over a year ago that we were working on this episode, its strange and exciting to see it
bakaqbe: “I’ll do it over, no matter how many times it takes” source
mildew: well this is my cottage in maine and we don’t have running water and as you can tell its a bit secluded but it’s wonderful so i thought i would share it with you.
stability: “When I stopped cycling this cat came out of the woods. I bent down to pet it then it crawled up my arm and sat on my backpack.” [Via]
luciferhasthebooty: etnah: hinder: it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you What if they fall asleep by accident though? then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk
let-itbebabygirl: trait: when you meet a canadian and start a conversation Is it not sticky enough when they jizz? Why would you make it worse and throw some maple syrup on there?
fayedaniels: blackgirlsrpretty2: it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want
disgustinganimals: drtanner: savedchicken: owldude: watch it WHAT JUST FUCKING PRESS PLAY. JUST DO IT. DON’T DON’T PUSH THE BUTTON
webabuser: I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE OVER 18K NOTES. WHAT THE HECK. IT’S A VOLLEYBALL WITH A SCARF LIKE WHERE IS THE JOKE. I hate this site
romangod: somethingtolose-somethingtoprove: romangod: See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit
aimlessscribbles: He had it coming…he had it coming…
heartoutofhand: fearlessliberation: Vacation rentals for viewing The Northern Lights in Kakslauttanen, Lapland, Finland. It’s literally my dream to go here. It’s the cutest thing. This is amazing I’d love to go here with Michael
ask-omnipony: luckydreaming: Are fedoras really that bad? YES YES THEY ARE I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo I mean it’s a goddamn hat. Right..? The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be
freshprinceofthefayz: fangpants: best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out i think you need a nap satan
rapunzelie: the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life how are you all doing this how are you people making it look
killbenedictcumberbatch: i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did
cooldudebro: it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and thats why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
chestervelt: vgfm: interruptingpanda: budacub: suarezalex: I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck?? Put the sticker back It actually got worse. It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting,
helioscentrifuge: camiferd: jiidesu: did you know if you squeeze your thumb really hard you wont have a gag reflex? I found this out on tumblr like a year ago and it’s been really helpful for taking medications and stuff. p.s. sorry if it doesn’t
mage-of-rage: the-bespectacled-female-sherlock: ohaarontveit: hughjackmnan: emperorjp: frjemdlingen: frjemdlingen: This is the world of equality. It’s horribly small. I love how everyone who reblogs this knows exactly what it is about. i would
chandelurings: pancakereport: yesthebluefox: riverismyspiritanimal: falloutboy2013: pancakereport: little-miss-squirrel-girl: thereaintnorestforthefandoms: pancakereport: CAUSE IT’S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON This is it This is the post that made
yoruakuma: This is exactly what happened as I read the last pages of Naruto. Although, I must admit that I was totally happy with the ending, and while some people are complaining about it not being a good ending, shut up and let it happen. PS: Not
maxwelllabs: i love being an artist because i can draw what the fuck i want ya see that? thats squidward dressed up as rei ayanami. i dreamed it and made it happen
umbraice: Naruto did it. He fucking did it guys, he finnaly achieved his dream. An orphan dropout that was looked down and belittled by almost everyone is now the strongest shinobi alive(and one of the strongest that ever lived) and the 7th Hokage.
charlieismyqueen: esotericbeefarmer: polyturtles: polyturtles: polyturtles: It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs. I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie
asmilinggoddess: fave skyrim story is when i bought a horse. i paid for this horse. this horse was mine. so i ride this horse to a stormcloak camp and when i dismount the horse it just…rises up. it keeps rising up and flies over the mountain into the
monocromas: deathrock: becausebirds: The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs. It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re Ū,500 a pop. Their
kxsubi: el-mare: xiza: youthfairy: inoscent: alleneverafter: civilizedinsanity: antiquitie: swinq: yooo this looks dope on your blog it really does It’s like addicting to watch. fuck oh my god i miss this Woow love me This is addicting
oodmoodfood: hiddenblade-hiddennomore: captainangelofthelord: crestlessly: vitaisfrozen: YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THISI TOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE CUTE AND CHEEKY BUT GUESS WHAT IT ISN’T AND NOW I’M SAD This is not okay NO THIS WAS CUTE WHY DID YOU
shingeki-no-gayojin: falloutboy2013: pancakereport: little-miss-squirrel-girl: thereaintnorestforthefandoms: pancakereport: CAUSE IT’S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON This is it This is the post that made me lose my sanity WHAT DOES THIS MEAN BACK TO
nejisballsack: pixypinup: hellacutexo: nicolewhiteee: xngelinx: This photo caused so much controversy when I posted it on Instagram, I was called a slut by people that didn’t even know me, and it’s really funny because in this photo I am relaxing
“Big Hero 6 is so well done that to have the feeling that any of it was inspired by anything that we had done at Marvel… it’s thrilling to me.”
terezi-pie-rope: shamelesslyunladylike: lesradicalfeminisms: tumbling-torterra: a-strawbarry: houseofheavy: etspiritusvitae: the female body is hardcore as fuck. Yes it is. so is the male body it’s sad to see so many people like this on this
matthewsagan: This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.
eren-jaeger-is-fucking-awesome: videohall: This girl is insane, I think > It gets stranger and stranger as it goes. > Her neighbors must hate her. Brilliant.
animebigworld: It’s warm, it’s warm!
camyberry: hentai-ass: commandereyebrows: sixpenceee: This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and
sweden-is-the-dancing-queen: Go jesus, like it’s yo birthdayWe gonna party like it’s yo birthday