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leviosapond: No offense, but I was feeling myself af today xD The bra was hella cute and I loved it, but my boobs did not agree!
Skipping class together…“I’ve been on and off with this guy for a while now, like almost 3 years. And we’re like together but there’s no label, it’s complicated, whatever. But today, he came home for the weekend from his school and he
supportinterracial: Racist white fathers/husbands/boyfriends don’t want to see, but they will and they must accept it! Women of today are liberal and no longer obey the will of the white man! They see it as fighting racism and finally getting some
zarike: Suggestion Saturday and Sunday Taking suggestions today and tomorrow, so send me all you got! Send them via Asks No restirctions, if it’s a good idea send it But, I am in the mood for some humor and/or horror themed once, so please send those
a-degrader: “Hello, fuckholes. I’m going to fuck you in your whore ass no matter what, but I’ll give you a choice today, doll. I could do it with a condom covered in hot sauce, or I could do it while twisting your nasty slimy cuntlips with
fuckinbomb: hiskinkyredhead: I got a promotion at work today!!! I get an office now… It’s the size of a closet. …But hey, it has a door and everything!!! So here’s my sexy ass for your viewing pleasure. Yes I wore thigh highs and no panties
s-assy-girl: “Starting today, I’m your coach” The Yuri On Ice AU no one wanted but I did it anyway. @y8ay8a since you wanted it so much lol I haven’t even watched Yuri on ice yet and this is great ಥ‿ಥ
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seddm: You asked me for a (filthy) harem. ARE YOU ENTERTAINED NOW? It’s hastly drawn too short and there are almost no intercations, but starting tomorrow I’m going to be REALLY busy for a while, so I rushed it so to post it today. EDIT: Added Hope
catfasteve:it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta
the-bedbendersinc: Today I was asked if I use product. No my hair is just wavy as fuck. I remember hating it in my goth teen years but as a trans woman it sure comes in handy
plaguedocboi:We’re gonna talk about hagfish today, since it is Their DayHagfish are vertebrates, but they have no vertebrae! They lack bones entirely, with just a cartilaginous skull and a notochord (making them the only animal with a skull and no spine).
Kinda how I feel today…I am one with whom you do not want to fuck. General default setting is calm, kind, patient, understanding, and “sweet.” But get my Irish up (trust me, it takes an epic amount of bullshit for that to happen) and it’s no holds
Hey, did someone send me a wishlist item that your amazon account says arrived today? I got a package that’s obviously not what it’s supposed to include, but it has no note so I can’t figure out what to do with it in terms of getting the right thing.
nativepeopleproblems: I know that since Ebola is no longer a risk in America and other Western countries, most people have stopped caring about it, but it’s nice to know that as of today, Liberia is officially Ebola-free.
corissahatesyou: GOOD MORNING!!!! The sun is out!!!!! It’s still freezing outside but I don’t care I needed to pretend like it’s warm today. Pay no mind to my goof pre-makeup face.
dianamoonfall: ( Lyrics done by theshieldofdaybreak~ We’ve had this conversation weeks ago but I just remembered to finally draw it today ( And no it’s not because I watched Frozen with the family again this evening > u > ) So yeah! If you
whackyscissors: Today’s 15 minute daily challenge was the toughest by far. Simply because I had no idea who to draw. Figured I’d leave it as a butt by itself, but it felt pretty cheap, so last second I tried drawing Helen Parr from the Incredibles.
only in tejas does it rain just totally out of a normal sky. There was literally no sign of rain at all and then boom, rain. but im not at all surprised it would rain today ☔
maiyataylor: I posted this picture today, no fear of course because who cares it’s my body, but my ex boyfriend told me to delete the picture because he didn’t like it. then proceeded to explain to me why “this is why people talk about you now”….
kuudeer replied to your photo: Anyway got this pin today after wantinf it for a… is it radioactive no but the train part moves
fruitymilkstuff: PINKIE NO! STOP! THAT IS NOW HOW TO PIANO GOOD. THAT IS HOW TO PIANO BAD. STOP. (Also my friend left today :< It was a fun week but GOSH did it fly) xD! Panka noh stahp
vixyhoovesmod: theartmanor: dailyskyfox: Today I present to you: The Retail Experience™, part 2 Me: Ok, we can do a no receipt return, but it’ll have to be on a merchandise card. Customer: NO, I DEMAND cash! Me: [last panel again] My heart goes
chocolate-rebel: I just realized today that SAI ver.2 has a file recovery system. no idea how I overlooked this little gem, but it popped up on its own after I lost work due to a power outage. turns out it isn’t limited to only files recovered after
weisse-schokolade: karuna-tan: Uhm… *shot* No seriously it does really work when they’re younger and crap and sorta fits and yeah… I’ll shut up. And I’ll get that life what everyone’s been talking about. But not today. NO. DON’T YOU
askflamel: ((Sorry for posting this late but this is for Karuna-tan, Two more to go… )) *dies because of her feels* I AM HAVING A DAY FULL OF FEELS TODAY IT SEEMS. (Also no problem, I knew waiting it would be worth it. <33333)
I opened 32 OCAs today.Instead of getting nothing but crap, I ended up with Arc Angeling & Kathryne Keyron. (Most likely not selling the Kath since I have a feeling I might need it… I have no idea for what, BUT SOMETHING. 8D)
Hilariously that post reminds me that I finished ch. 9 today on AFK Arena and got the reward for it - faction scrolls. Due to me being lucky for once, it was graveborn day. No elites got summoned.But I got a shit ton of Nirus. I swear I’ve never seen
nfrgp: My cock is a traitor !! Why is it that the more strict she is - the more my cock loves it??? Today is day 20 of what was supposed to be a 54 day lock up with no relief … but after “my attitude” last night it’s been extended by the
sharingmytrophywife:No, no, my friend, I insist - after you. You can take her first. After all, she is my lovely wife, and I can make love to her every single day. But you are our guest today, and it seems after the lovely meal she just served the both
fierybiscuts: No idea if tumblr will keep this up but on the off chance that it does… So I was on chaturbate today and recorded the finale for a very amazing friend of mine. If for whatever reason it gets taken down, the video will be up on both my
livinglovinoloca: today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee
coldaethyl: ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, “I mean no disrespect, but here—” I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much. To which he
jackandallison2: loco4koko: Sorry I’m so late, and I’m definitely no @ladyjaechronicles, but thank you for hosting today!💕 You might be a little late @jackandallison2 but it was definitely worth the wait. Wow! Thank you @loco4koko and @ladyjaechronicles
missperoxide: sigma-wolf: missperoxide: I did a thing today.Boruto and Sarada (older).My FIRST EVER work of art on my tablet….(it is a LINE ART WIP, no it will not stay like this, it is sloppy on purpose and YES THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HAND BUT
kyraneko: coldaethyl:ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, “I mean no disrespect, but here—” I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much. To
themiskatonicgame: Hey guys, got a real announcement for you today, one that sounds bad but has a lot of upsides!Firstly: Syth is no longer helping develop The Miskatonic. After months of no contact between us, I’m assuming he’s bailed. It’s hard
im-the-little-inside: daddy-loves-his-kittens: Yes❤️ And all caregivers… Sorry to put this but I’ve seen so many daddy post, no other, just daddy today. And I think to myself “no wonder people think it’s called dd/lg and not cg/l lifestyle.
aninventoryofthepossible: nevver: Hero Glyphics CHECK IT OUT KEN’S CRANKY TODAY: 1) This is a meta-commentary on the habits of modern pop culture consumption in ways it does not intend. But it is no less spot-on for that. This posits references and
So woke up on time today, don’t feel totally exhausted, at breakfast and just BARELY made it to class on time. But I forgot to take my meds. Should be ok. There just is no time to go back home. Technically I could between classes but I NEED to do
coldaethyl:ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, “I mean no disrespect, but here—” I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much. To which he responded,
coldaethyl: ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa: So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, “I mean no disrespect, but here—” I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much. To which he
perfectly–imperfect–love: Earlier today I posted “Me too” and I feel as though it is important that I share why. It’s not needed but I feel like I need to say WHY I felt it was important to post this. No one truly knows everything, except my
aimmyarrowshigh:chrishoulihan:Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today#do u ever see shit like this and realize#that in the real world#this has literally no meaning#but seven thousand people on this website saw it#understood it#and
ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa: So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, “I mean no disrespect, but here–” I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much. To which he responded,
kingjaffejoffer: thejaf711: inickel:I saw this on instagram today and I thought it was funny so I want y'all to see it too I dislike this kind of animosity towards people. I get it you don’t like trump. I don’t either but i have no ill will towards
gnymf: kateshiraeth:“No more talking today, ok?” Daniel asks. “But I haven’t—““No talking.”He gets the gag from the bureau and my stomach drops. I despise it, the little push against my gag reflex, the stupid drooling, his mocking laughter.“Open,”
raggedyarchangel: happyllamacrazyllama: marilynde: #ALWAYS REBLOG ON SUNDAY I was, up until this point, doing the “no post on Sundays” out of respect for this great man, but if I post one thing today, this is it. My only post today.
bundles-of-boobs: “Gee Daddy are you sure you want me to wear this today? It’s got holes in it.” “Ok. I guess since there’s no one here but you and me it’ll be alright.”
OK NO MORE BEING SAD i just had such a WEIRD day today so i was a little off but im DOING OK NOW no more sads, thank you everyone for your concern i appreciate it rn im just gonna go begin coloring some lineart i have done so look forward to that
bobschofield: THE WEATHER has already gotten colder.Today is shorterthan yesterday.I have no pack.No clothes.Soon it will bethe whitest dayof the year.I will be wearingnothing but my snow shoes.My hands are tied together.If I reach uppast the tree
jackandallison2: loco4koko: Sorry I’m so late, and I’m definitely no @ladyjaechronicles, but thank you for hosting today!💕 You might be a little late @jackandallison2 but it was definitely worth the wait. Wow!Thank you @loko4koko and @ladyjaechronicles
AAAhhhh omfg Teevillian is selling the MLP Artax shirt again today XD It’s up for 14 more hours! The worst time to have absolutely no money, fuuuuuck But it’s a great design, so if anyone else wants it, now’s your chance :D
tried some instant kimchi for lunch today its was spicy….but not so spicy that I would go AHHH NO FUCK NO WHERE IS THE MILK MY MOUTH IS LAVA. it was decently spicy. c:
looks like i’ll be messing with 3D models this semester :> uh oh