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I thought it would be ironic to illustrate this caption with a still from the movie “Ghost World”.
Isn’t it great that you can contribute to her happiness so effortlessly?
I have received my first DMCA takedown notice, which means that some of my previously posted captions are gone. After some contemplation, I think I don’t have the time or energy to fight against it; this blog is, after all, something I do in my spare
If it’s a bad harvest, she can cut off her slaves’ penises as part of a magical ritual to conjure better luck next year.
Sirens are actually half bird, half woman, not half fish, half woman, but the text makes it clear that she’s not a siren but a mermaid.
Do it, for the greater glory of Arstotzka.
I think it’s just superstition; I know of no natural mechanism how this could work as described.
I understand how it is profitable to loot a village and to sell people into slavery, but what’s the economic incentive to burn a village? Isn’t that a waste of ressources with no discernible return of interest?
No matter how hot a girl (or a boy) is, “acting sexy” always has some ridiculous element in it I can’t really take serious.A girl mocking a boy, on the other hand? Sexy.
Being a keyholder is a tough job. It is common to claim that being a keyholder has nothing but advantages, what with having an eager slave at your back and call pampering you unconditionally, but I think the reality is a bit more complicated.
I’ve found the secret of happiness, eternal life and successful long-term stock market trading – oops, sorry, no, it’s just another chastity cage caption.
I colored this text pink, to show my support and solidarity. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work on the dashboard.
And you spent all your allowance on it.
You’re a lucky guy, she’s showing you the strap while wearing it.
Sometimes, an undercover mission goes terribly wrong and you have to quickly think on your feet.Sometimes, you meticulously planned for it to go wrong.
Well, dear reader, how about it? How about you answer the lady?
You can’t plan for every contingency. Especially if you’re a whimsical keyholder bound to change your mind whenever it pleases you.
The images are taken from an awesome series of photos, unfortunately slightly too narrow for my purposes (I need images which are at least 640 pixels wide), so I had to go through some contortions to make it work. Also, Superman is a bit of a strange
She forgot to mention that she absolutely hates giving head and practically never does it.
I think they look like a photographer asked them to look like they are having genuine fun. It just screams “stock image”.
I think it’s actually a bit insulting that you asked her to unlock you. Perhaps she should punish you.
Can you do one for “lost girl” it will be a easy one—cum-eating-instructions-cei
I had to modify the photo a bit, the original version had her as the slave instead of as the mistress. And a woman having fun assuming the submissive role, I can’t allow that.Or at least it doesn’t fit the overall theme of this blog.
That actually looks practical. But is it cotton? Sheep wool is always so scratchy.
While I was away from the keyboard spending some time with my family, visiting friends or found other reasons to leave the house, I received three new caption requests. And it seems all three requesters felt some urgency to their request, since this is
I think it’s unlikely that you are going to leave her after she just revealed that she’s your favorite kind of woman.
There is a lot of Panty & Stocking cosplay out there, but it’s a rare find to see Garterbelt included.
Well, since none of these girls seems to be diving very deep, it’s more like The Shallow Blue.
Perhaps she accepts suggestions to help her make her decisions. But I somehow doubt it.
I think a BDSM relationship requires a lot of trust and understanding, like a pair of aerial acrobats, so having a BDSM relationship with a hated enemy would be a rather bad idea. But it sounds sooo sexy.
cuckoldbylesbianwife: How do we feel about followers who have nothing on their Tumblr at all.? Grateful that they make our follower numbers look good or resentful that they bring nothing to the party? I think it’s not my job to tell others how
“I have found strength where one does not look for it: in simple, mild, and pleasant people, without the least desire to rule—and, conversely, the desire to rule has often appeared to me a sign of inward weakness: they fear their own slave soul
Nice Alison Brie cap. Do you think Annie Edison would would in a chastity cap? I love that you keep things “in character” so I’m not sure if Annie’s the key holding type. Maybe if it were for a class though… Greendale
I would love to be turned into women – uniquetyrantllamaThat’s a bit… unusual, I guess, but I’ll still try to run with it.
I’ve appreciated the posts on some tumblrs in particular, including yours. I’ve started doing some of my own captions and wanted to pay it forward by letting people know. Hope you like them: http://subboyjoy.tumblr.com/tagged/mycaption
Isn’t it great that she’s so understanding about your shortcomings?
If you’re looking for suggestions, how about a man who gets a job testing prototype chastity cage models. It would be important to test how secure and comfortable new designs are in both a flaccid state, and a prolonged aroused state, and also
Roommate wanted: female preferred. Males will be considered if they let the two existing female roommates lock them in chastity. One year lease… – It’s in exactly the area you want, comes with all the amenities you want and more, and the price
I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure she’s right and that’s how it works.
I find it a bit strange that there is a medical, neo-Latin term for coulrophilia, but not for chastity play. Has anyone a fancy, Latin-sounding term for this thing when a guy wants to be locked in a chastity device and hands over the key to someone else?
I’m a bit irritated by the glaring hole her panties have right above her hip. What’s up with that? If you look closely, you can see that the hole has a seam, so the hole is obviously an intentional feature and not a bug. Is it supposed to increase
I love the olive, it’s such a funny detail, putting the whole thing right at the delightful edge between sexy and ridiculous.
Swimming without taking the tide into consideration can be a bad idea, since the receding water might make it difficult to get back to the shore.
The ancient Greeks believed that the uterus, if not constantly fed with semen, starts to wander around in a woman’s body until it finally attacks and bites other vital organs, leading to all kinds of ailments and behavioral disorders, subsumed under
At least she doesn’t tell you that it’s a completely transcendent being beyond the realm of time, something that can never be experienced while entrapped in this mortal coil.
Are U in chastity? — horny-switchYes, but as it happens, you asked me that question right at the start of a new period, so right at the moment, I have no impressive current chastity time to brag about. But anyway, I’m quite boring as a person, so
What a poor girl, it must be terribly frustrating having to go to such lengths to be able to cum.
If only it were so easy to get rid of subscriptions in real life.
If it makes you a better lover, then she shouldn’t unlock you.
A giant flokati rug and a naked brick wall. Usually, people have eyes for nothing but the woman in the picture, but in this case, it’s slightly distracting. Or perhaps I’m not manly enough to be so easily distracted.
You could tell her that some people have two dogs. But probably you shouldn’t jinx it and silently accept the other position.
Mistresses and their arbitrary rules; well, at least this time it’s an easy choice, right?
“We turn clay to make a vessel / But it is on the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the vessel depends.” — Dàodéjīng
The pink bears give it away: as everyone knows, they are the international secret identification sign for cruel, twisted keyholders.
But can it cure cancer, bring world peace and provide limitless clean energy?
And then you built a machine so that all the other dogs gain consciousness, too, and you take over the world and enslave humanity, but then your favorite human becomes sick, and you decide to spare no cost to have him cured, even if it could cost you
The definition of a gentlewoman: always having time to have your genitalia licked whenever you feel like it.
Even if the virus doesn’t kill you, it effectively puts you out of the gene pool.
By the time this entry gets posted, I guess that the popularity of zombies is probably already on the wane. Anyway, it’s interesting how zombies temporarily overtook vampires in popular interest.I think vampire stories mainly deal with the troubling
When finally you surrender to us, it must be of your own free will. We do not destroy the heretic because he resists us; so long as he resists us we never destroy him. We convert him, we capture his inner mind, we reshape him. We burn all evil and
