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WHEN BURLY-Q MONKEYSHINES ENSUE ?.. Sugar Geise lifts the skirt of fellow dancer Elinor Troy at Hollywood’s famous ‘FLORENTINE GARDENS’ nightclub.. The accompanying text suggests this gag was spontaneous,– but it was more likely
doberants26: Loki`s reaction when people talk about Thor
There’s a Sleipnir joke that goes here. I’m just laughing too hard to think of it.
randy-is-eye-candy: catyuy: got-avengers: thedarkestshadowgreeks: russian-cat: WHO IS THAT GIRL?!! I think it’s Thor’s daughter in the future….. Maybe? Its supposed to be Sigyn, the Goddess of Fidelity who, in norse mythology, is a beautiful blond
hiddlestonfan: lokiderp: morelikehiddlestunning: vladplasmious: anaya-of-wolves: Watch him roll. OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. IM DONE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEhere I was thinking he teleported or some shit but it turns out he just rolls away down the
Movies/Comics Casting, you’re doing it right.
mdewey-lol: istill-shutmy-eyes: ladyintheoutfield: fannishminded: kabukers: sodii: mrclarinet: Close enough…? BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING. HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this,
mishasminions: The one where Dean is the only one who can understand the reference Prelude to this“Shut up! The chicks were hot!”“It’s about baby chickens?”
Soooo happy they made it when they did
Doctor’s Orders #06 of 08 Okay, I admit it… cut-away (sagittal) is one of my fetishes… That and latex! And superheroes…Hitting a bunch in this one!
A photo I simply had to use; although it would be easy enough to photoshop.
I like girls in shiny latex or leather as much as the next guy, but then again, one has to wonder, what’s in it for the girls? They can wear shiny latex or leather to feel all powerful and sexy and desirable. Or not, however they prefer.
sloppcards: Reblog If Your Tumblr Is About Chastity! It’s right in the title.
The heading for this post should be in italics, since Moniliformis dubius is a scientific binom. It is a real critter, not my invention, and the caption is more or less accurate, if we ignore the anthropomorphism.
I found this image into which someone had tried to shop in some bigger boobs. Since I was unable to locate the original version, I tried to clean up this mess. The image still has some sharpness issues, but I hope it turned out okay.
These captions are set in a fantasy world, so it’s a bit weird and meta to have stories about people who role-play that they are living in a fantasy world. On the other hand, I like stories about loving couples who just play pretend. This one seems
I hope it’s her who catches me…
dommekeyholder: chastewiddlesissy: Every keyholder should be I wear a set daily. Love telling vanilla people about what it keeps locked ;-) Another person adores you so much that he gave you his most intimate part as a gift for you to play with as
How could you be mad at her, when she’s so apologetic about it?
Sometimes, you stumble upon a sexy photo with a BDSM slant, but it doesn’t really look like femdom, quite contrariwise. Challenge accepted:
Source: fetishkitschSamantha VIHey, dude, I’m not into boys, so it’s very unlikely that I’ll ever unlock you, but this must be your lucky day, since I like to show off, I’ll allow you to watch.
Source: fetishkitsch Samantha IV Yeah, well, theoretically, I could let you fuck my asshole or my mouth. The thing is, I no longer have your key, I gave it to my master.
With four different patterns on their skirts, it almost looks like they are not really schoolgirls, but some models posing as schoolgirls.
I guess this caption is funnier if you have some basic knowledge of the terminology of modal logic. Or perhaps it’s unfunny and pedantic no matter what. Well, at least Bianca Beauchamp looks as good as ever.
cherishmyslave: “You couldn’t handle it tonight anyway with your sore balls and crotch after riding the wooden pony for us slave. Your Thursday night discipline session does provide great foreplay for your Superiors though. Your sweating, writhing,
I like the fantasy of a world where every man is kept locked in chastity, but in reality, I think it’s sufficient if every other man is locked up.With me being one of the “other” men.
Don’t worry, she won’t punish him too harshly, after all, it’s only his first offense.
Once again, a fellow captionist has used the same image with a far superior caption: “Don’t worry about the chastity belt I locked on you last night while you were sleeping. It’s just there to make sure you are never able to cum again for the rest
Isn’t that a sexy bench? Don’t you love her elegant yet voluptuous curves?This isn’t the first first caption without a (female) human to be seen: Moniliformis dubius precedes it.
I like how this obliquely alludes to a horrible backstory. I think it works because we’ve all seen this story of a young couple, a car breakdown, a house in the middle of nowhere, a servant with a hunchback named Igor (or Riff-Raff) opens the door…So,
Well, 101, last time I looked, but it seems like grandhottubhideout is my 100th follower.Other celebrate their 1,000th or 10,000th follower, but then again, my blog is just barely a month old, and its subject is kind of exotic, I think. So I have every
One of my personal favorites; it doesn’t feature a cruel mistress locking up her slave for life, but is a bit more subtle, I think. The pretty face belongs to Rose Leslie.
One criticism about porn is that it gives men completely unrealistic expectations about how women look like and what they are willing to do in the sack. It makes me wonder: aren’t romantic movies just as bad about raising hopelessly unrealistic expectatio
If you want to try this at home (and it seems like a lot of people want to), you should either use a condom, or wait a few minutes after you applied the cream: it would be a shame if her parts went numb, too.
Zev/Xev is a character from the science-fiction soap opera “Lexx”, a show that was often less funny than it tried to be and sometimes had some serious shortcomings in its storytelling craftsmanship, but it’s nevertheless one of my favorite series,
If three brothers set out to complete a quest, you can bet that the first two will fail. It would be unimaginably impolite of them to succeed. Likewise, it would be unthinkably impolite of a dragon or giant not to let itself become defeated by a tailor.
I’m happy to receive feedback from followers, no matter what form it takes. So if you send me photos, great; but it’s pretty unlikely that I’m going to publish them. If you want to try anyway:I like pictures of pretty faces, but I’m not too interested
Why is she telling you all this stuff that you already know? It is as if she’s doing it for the benefit of some invisible reader beyond the fourth wall.
Isn’t it great that she has so many wishes? How boring and sad would it be if she had no wishes at all and nothing to do for you.
I’m not an expert on architecture, but there seems to be this weird trend among them to make everything as transparent as possible. Have they never heard of privacy? Conversely, it seems like cars are getting smaller and smaller windows, making it harder
I wonder why she even has to ask. I guess she does it to rub it in what a perverted submissive you are.
She’ll allow it, but she didn’t say that she’ll allow it now. Or today. Or this year.
Could you be willing to do one of a girl who wants to be a guy and gets it but the witch that gave her the dick already locked it in chastity — goon-gurl
“One asserts that most people are unwilling to do what is best, even though they know what it is and are able to do it, but do other things instead.” Plato, Protagoras
The longer your current streak lasts, the more difficult it becomes for the members of the club to find the courage to piss off the other members by being the one to end it. Which means, after a certain tipping point, you are doomed forever.
In Orwell’s 1984, O'Brien says, “The sex instinct will be eradicated. Procreation will be an annual formality like the renewal of a ration card. We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now.” And it’s
Isn’t it very satisfying to get her to admit her error? It’s almost like an orgasm.
There comes a time when a prank is going on for so long that it stops being funny and you don’t know how to reveal that it has been a prank all along. Awkward when that happens. Better to take that secret to your grave.
Looking at this picture, my fantasy is that she jerks me off as a monthly chore. I like the idea that it’s a chore, an unpleasant task done infrequently. But she smiles, enjoying getting it done, checking off that box. The sweatpants, red rag, and spray
Hi! One caption request, if you don’t mind: a mistress playing some mindgames with his chastity toy slave. She orders him to beg for a release and then asks if it was for real or no. If it was for real, then the training is not going good and
tymorrowland:*stands out in the middle of a field during a thunderstorm just so i can get struck by lightning because i want to know what it feels like to be caressed by thor*
godtricksterloki: tempella: Jotunheim and Asgard Jotunheim hands down. It’s a wasteland, it’s cold, blue hues everywhere. And Asgard has gold, I hate that color. My girlfriend keeps disappointing me. *smh*
godtricksterloki: wanteddead11: godtricksterloki: tempella: Jotunheim and Asgard Jotunheim hands down. It’s a wasteland, it’s cold, blue hues everywhere. And Asgard has gold, I hate that color. My girlfriend keeps disappointing me. *smh* How
legataire: OK SO IM SUPREMELY EMBARRASSED BY THIS BUT I HAVE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME ON IT NOT TO POST IT. I have this constant desire to draw things as anime as possible. That is why I made outfit adjustments to maximize the anime potential. But I also
Why is Thor one of my favorite movies? I just love it and him and ugh the feels.
kingsgrave: teddylacroix: capsicleandmetalman: THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST THING EVER. I have no idea how to tag this - is it just a really well-made fan gifset or is it from Thor 2?? Shhh… I’m pretending this will actually be a scene in
carthl: Thor 2 Loki by =teralilac
someonewillcare: daiong: #LOL STEVE YOU BOUNCED IT OFF THOR’S HEAD It’s little things like this that make this film INFINITELY EPIC.
unclelucas: wiscthor2:By Odin’s Beard! From last summer when I had two broken ribs!ps: I like the irony that of all the books to show up, it was Thor!See more of me at http://wiscthor2.tumblr.com/ It’s how he got his name!!!
