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WIP shot of the Thor/Loki. Just to, you know, prove I’m actually drawing it. @3@ might take a bit to get this finished the way I’m happy with.
I am NOT happy with this, but I started the dang thing on the computer, which means it’s pretty much unsalvageable. So, made myself finish it so I can start on something properly with pencil first. Meh.
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dreagraf: osheamobile: worthythor: arrives 15 minutes late to avenge with starbucks a latte most vanilla GONNA FRAME THIS FOR THE KITCHEN “a latte most vanilla”Thor gets it.
i watched x-files all day today and tried to remember how to draw fast and it was a pretty nice day
janesfoster: “As far as I can understand the aether was designed to transform matter into dark matter. Malekith used it once before, it says it destroyed a whole planet”
dances-withhipsters: resubee: Thor the passive aggressive roommate. IF THOU CANNOT FLUSH AFTER USING THE TOILET, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO USE IT AT ALL.
czerwik: <Loki as ‘Luke’ and Thor as ‘Theo’, cause if it’s High School AU they should’ve kinda… normal names, I guess. ;u; >
After my meeting this morning, I saw #Thor #funko #poptoy and there, I bought it. #whatidowheniamstressed
out on DVD today, gotta go get it!! #avengers #hulk #ironman #thor #captianamerica #blackwidow #hawkeye #marvel #marvelcomics (Taken with Instagram)
Doctor’s Orders #05 of 08 If you’ve relaxed your super defenses enough to feel a pussy squeeze, you’ve relaxed it enough to feel your nuts sting! (Don’t worry, Dr. MacTaggart makes it up to him!)
Sometimes, I start with a text and then I search for a fitting photo. I like it better when it’s the other way round: I stumble upon an image, and this image somehow “talks” to me and tells me a story, and all I have to do is to write it down.In
I guess if I’d do this caption today, I would turn it into a two-parter, since it’s a bit text-heavy. Oh well, at least I added a nice additional island-view.
This one started its life as a short story, and I condensed it heavily to make it fit into the captioned-photo-format.
methylcellulose: SUPER DEEPTHROAT!– – – – – – – – – – – – – Forget every dissipation you ever came across - no kind of procrastination will beat THIS kinky game!*When I stumbled into this, I really couldn’t believe it. It’s
“DLC” stands for “diamond like carbon”; it’s almost as hard as adamantium carbide, but unlike the latter, it exists in the real world.
Don’t do it! It’s a trap! If you follow her, you’re doomed!Oh well, we both know that you’ll follow her anyway.
Besides n-cog-nito, another fellow captionist here on Tumblr I value very much is tease and denial captions.It’s probably just a bias of small sampling, but it appears as if the folks over at Blogspot are more into female denial: sillychastitygirl and
Another installment of “chastity cages, locks, water & rust”; this time though, it avoids the fallacy that a chastity cage wearer can shower, but is afraid of a pool, and it also gives some kind of rationalization why rust could be a problem:
As soon as I discovered this picture, I wanted to caption it, but it took me half a year to come up with something. The result is probably underwhelming. Has somebody else a better idea?
Finding a caption sometimes means that I have a text and search for somehow fitting images. The more satisfying variant is when I find an image and it somehow “talks” to me and tells me a story, and all I have to do is to write it down.This one belongs
Do you know this problem? You earn enough money, so cleaning your home yourself and spending a lot of time on it doesn’t really make sense: considering the amount of money you earn each hour and how much you value your remaining free time, it would
Awesome image, awful image file: I tried my best to restore it, but with tumblr resizing my 640-px-width-captions either to 500px or 540px or 700px if you’re watching this on a dashboard or a reblog, it probably looks rather blurred again.That doesn’t
I looked at this image, and this dream-like story came to me out of nowhere. For my taste, it’s almost a tad bit too long for a caption, but I managed to keep it sufficiently short.
This is one of those images I copied to my “potential captions” folder, where it sat for ages: it’s a great image of a beautiful woman, but no caption I could think of was doing it justice. I’m still not sure if I nailed it.
This one is a bit dark; or it would be, if it weren’t for the friendly smiles.
After an extended period of time without orgasm, it’s not so much that I’m so desperate to cum that I’m vulnerable to all kinds of blackmail and therefore willing to do outlandish and degrading stuff, it’s more that my desires themselves become
Do it! And reblog to spread the word! The hypno-toad wills it.
The ability to stop the time could be used for all kinds of sexual shenanigans, including chastity-related ones. So it’s a bit astonishing that this is, so far, my only caption featuring Akemi Homura. On the other hand, I find it difficult to imagine
The life of mortals is like grass, they flourish like a flower of the field;the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more.
Mimas is a moon with a very prominent crater, so it’s ideally suited to put something there and be able to retrieve it later without going around wondering “where did I put that damned thing”: it’s obviously in the middle of the crater.
I guess I’m among the very limited group of people who actually liked “Endless Eight”: I found watching it a rather relaxing experience. But then again, I wasn’t watching it when it first aired, so I knew what to expect.
itsybitsysissy: Dedicated to the great @marfisa-thor. Hope you don’t mind my plagiarism. Wow, I certainly don’t mind: as we all know, “imitations is the sincerest form of flattery”, and I feel very much flattered, thanks. It’s also a bit
This is actually a reply to a question, but I turned it into it’s own post to be able to tag it properly.See Postapocalyptic Couple for some notes about Joanna Russ and her novel “The Female Man”.The request asked for a scenario that ends with the
cum-eating-instructions-cei: Can u do a challenge where is u fail u enter chastity for a week and if u win u can cum, and could u make it fair, humiliating and hard :)cum-eating-instructions-cei: ?marfisa-thor: Took me a bit until I got around to your
royalysl:this scene but playing “immigrant song” by led zeppelin in the background it’s ALL This is why Thor: Ragnarok is the best thing…ever.
sandboxsimba: damisa-sarki: sleepynegress: thecastingcircle: Blade led the way for the success of all the following Marvel movies. No Spiderman or X-Men or Disney buying Marvel without Blade. No Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Black Panther,
eenymeenyminymutte: squeeful: shieldposts: marisatomay: jedihighcouncil: marisatomay: fellas what is it about thor that when I look at him I think “lesbian icon” its the fact that he’s a lesbian icon Thor: can I buy you a drink? Lesbian
asguardianelf: “A wise king never seeks out war. But, he must always be ready for it.”
Random drawings from a Thor/Loki fanfic I will probably never ever write, because it is terrible and angsty and sad and full of death.
vivalafaerie replied to your post: Totally hit the sad fic portion of the night…. shhh it’s okay The fic I’m reading right now has sad themes, but it’s not sad. It’s like. Steve being unable to cope with this new world
alltheladiesyouhate: balderodinsons: Remember that time Jane Foster became Thor goOD LORD i must add it to my “what if” collection THORDIS. YESSSSSS.
lousysharkbutt: oh how the tables have turned more thor comics on patreon
meredithmcclaren: blandmarvelheadcanons: Thor thinks Cap’s shield works like his hammer, and is proud that he can lift it. Yes. Accepted. Yes.
cassandrabethloveyoutodeath: homeiswheretheheartsare: tonystarks: tony issues tablets to all the avengers and thor sighing because this technology’s so fucking old he barely remembers how to use it anymore #thor gets tired of midgard’s shitty
thegestianpoet: thegestianpoet: thegestianpoet: loki’s “evil plan” in the first thor movie is literally like one of those expanding glowing brain memes it’s so fucking roundabout and funny also: ragnarok.jpg
aaroncrosss: what i look for in a guy blond hair a heart of gold blue eyes muscles on his muscles wields a magical hammer is a god it’s thor i want thor
Shoutout to @popateourhearts for reblogging one of my posts, shading me in the tags, then immediately blocking me. I was gonna let it go but you wanted to be cute, so here we are. Thorgy Thor’s white dreads are cultural appropriation, just like ANY
midnightgoat: shock: shock: shock: new movie ranking system: how cute was the CGI wolf? if it doesn’t have CGI wolves, that doesn’t mean it’s subject to other rating systems, that just means it fails THOR: RAGNAROK - 5/5, perfect score
I need a new URL, cuz my sucks. I got 269 of you and like 1 of you that reblogs everything but c'mon guys just this one time. It can be anything. It can have loki,anything SPN and food in it…
Do you know what it’s like, to be so different and not know till so far in life…Do you? I’ve been lied to and destroyed and when I finally stand up for myself I get kicked back down. This time, you’re going to be the different
ikolism: honestly one of my favourite things about the thor franchise is that instead of the women being the eye candy, it’s thor himself
deanwuvshugsandpie: artactually: character development HE MADE IT SOUND LIKE HE DID IT FOR THOR BUT HE’S DOING IT FOR HIMSELF (WHICH IS GREAT YAY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT BUT HE’S STILL SUCH A LITTLE SHIT) I CANNOT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT SHIT FUCKING
heedra: shock: shock: shock: new movie ranking system: how cute was the CGI wolf? if it doesn’t have CGI wolves, that doesn’t mean it’s subject to other rating systems, that just means it fails THOR: RAGNAROK - 5/5, perfect score NARNIA:
missblackstar1678: imagine thor teasing jane with their son after he’s born ‘this baby, i like it’ ‘THOR, DON’T’
caroldanversenthusiast:I’m sorry but the gays have already won with phase 4 of MarvelAN ONSCREEN FEMALE BISEXUAL HERO?????NATALIE PORTMAN AS THOR??????!!!!!ANGELINA JOLIE AND SALMA HAYEK IN THE ETERNALS???!!!RACHEL FRICKEN WEISZ IN BLACK WIDOW????????IT’S
shock: shock: shock: new movie ranking system: how cute was the CGI wolf? if it doesn’t have CGI wolves, that doesn’t mean it’s subject to other rating systems, that just means it fails THOR: RAGNAROK - 5/5, perfect score NARNIA: THE LION,
