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jadehariey: sukoshibot: jadehariey: jadehariey: What’s the tallest buildings in your city? THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.
#PUNDAY we recognize who lies, it’s all in the eyes chico.
WESTCHEDDAR GOT IT. CLICK TO DOWNLOAD. YEAH BABY! #PUNDAY
alfa995-nsfw:itsunknownanon:@alfa995 …P-please tell Doe to cool it with puns please….Oh gosh~! She puts my electrons in an excited state~ and sad Doe is adoerable! ;3 Thank you for the cute arts, anon!! <3x:
manga trash blog with bonus puns
consulting-tomato: sneakyfeets: douboolejoeseven: MY fUCKIGN BEOTHER i dont get it Its a science thing
edifying: dramaddict: one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas It is Avocado’s number
queenofheartsonthesleeve: Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
Y'know, I really like how in that old Buzz Lightyear of Star Command cartoon they named the robot vampire NOS-4-A2. They could’ve been lame and went with some Dracula pun but they decided to reference something much more obscure and geeky. I love
This fell out of my sister’s lunchbox and I have no idea where she got it
gemfuck: Aren’t these Steven’s little men? I just realized that during this scene it was raining men (hallelujah)
Whenever my dog Leonard is being a dingus I call him “Len-NERD” just to emphasize the point. I don’t do that with my other dog only because I can’t think of a good pun on Vincent but rest assured he’s a big dingus too
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nerdgasmz: renamok: littleliionman: Metapod used harden. It was super effective! I want him to Beedrill me then I’d Rhydon his Cubone until he Squirtles. I’mma Raichu like a Horsea. I had to. I’m not sorry. Here’s his moveset: Swagger, Harden,
abchannahxyz: tastefullyoffensive: After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine] This is single handedly the best fucking pun
thesassylorax: jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: comedy gold it just keeps getting better Owl you can fly
pissedachios: pissedachios: What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? oh sheet
the-strongest-in-gensokyo: A group of muscular men stand with their arms linked to prevent people from entering a house. It’s a baracade
cheatcommandos: thank you for joining us at the beyblade funeral. let it RIP
arcana21: “It’s getting really hot in here maybe I should open the window to let the”
dying-poet: Why are you so upset about HTTYD2? Toothless gave it his best shot, and Stoick had a blast.
chepibola: it’s so hot what the fuck sun you think the world revolves around you
the-chubby-nerd:toocutetohandel:If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.oh fuck you
chainsaw-to-the-heart: freaks-and-homos:sheenaduquette:kurota-haruka:tsukidaisy:neuxue:alltimekxylx:vacuumssuck:French person: 80French person: lol blaze it i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hardthis whole post makes me want to 7 something on firei’ve
maxiesatanofficial: fattyatomicmutant: houyo: fattyatomicmutant: I just realized Vore day falls on August the 8th. That’s 8/8 That’s like. Ate ate eat eat idk Fun fact: The common belief is that vore day is on 8/8 as a pun of eight/ate, but
capcoms: capcoms: capcoms: What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone? Napoleon
dynastylnoire: swanofmischief: walrusofdoom: justbadpuns: A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes #Well Oedipus certainly can’t read it with his (via
memeufacturing: seleyelthen: memeufacturing: furries become pilots because the speed of aircraft is measured in knots I don’t get it… that’s for the best. stay innocent
emir-dynamite: sharkchunks: iandsharman: notahoe: my type of public transportation “Why were you late in today?” “Oh, I got tied up on the subway…” I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5
One of the dope at lyricists to ever do it
I wanted to sketch something funny, but it came out a bit too cheesy.
solayangehiddleston: nubbin-ectomy: sarahisntgold: adventuresonpaper: cyberslap: i wonder which celebrities are gonna crash and burn in 2014 hopefully robin thicke Hey hey hey We know he wants it BEST. PUN. EVER.
jaketrousersnake: must have watched this 30-40 times since i first came across it (no pun intended)
voltisubito: fuku-shuu: Because voltisubito reminded me that this existed. Annnnd my KPop RivaMika feels are back again.With the recent manga developments, this particular performance reminds me even more of the ship “now” (No pun intended). If
everything-fandom-and-random: albinochu: Sans? That smaller skeleton from undertale? Yeah well uhm– [sweats nervously] No-No I don’t like him at all and his puns??? No wa– [thousands of pictures of Sans fall out of pockets] No these aren’t
behind-a-wall-of-illusion: grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: ironychan: trueffelkeks: Minute physics: There is no pink Nope, none. Pink does not actually exist. I’m a fan of pink, as you may have noticed from the design of this website, but it doesn’t
alltimehoot: alltimehoot: i want a cute person who checks up on me everyday and sends me happy song lyrics and tells me they love me and messages me cheesy jokes and stupid puns and why cant i have this !!!!
cat-pun: congalineofdurin: discountbinninja: inkwelldried: cocoabutterbabe: cocoabutterbabe: This is an accessory store where everything is ũ. They even have cosmetics! brushes, lipstick, and lashes as well as cute socks and panties!! woah!
yasminechanel: I’m BANANAS for yew 🍌💕 @elsieandfred fav two piece set of all time 🙌 It’s very a-peel-ing!
b4-and-after: [Heh, if I had a little more time today, I’d take that teacher ID and paste* the semen-facial pic into it … .]*No pun intended.#Before and After #Follower Submission #NSFW #Penis #BJ #Blowjob #Semen #Facial #Texas
THE PUN-ISHER
I finally made it to the top users, and now I believe everyone when they say they can get 100 followers in one day!
thebestoftumbling: guy annoying his girlfriend with bad ikea puns
cat-pun: i thought this flower should be a person
iamallybee: When you tell your friend a really bad pun;
kateordie: wadewilson-parker: It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool… Omg
subkrissyh: cpl4biwoman: Goals- we are comfortable with 3.. will 4 be streching it ? No pun intended;) LustNLife I know you’ve had a long week honey & need some relief, but I’ve had dinner plans with the girls for a month. Have fun with these
I’m sorry, but you can’t compete with me when it comes to uucest
aladyssecretdesires: frenchlounge2013: mistressgabriellebliss: Sometimes you just need that!! ✴ ♥ 🗼 ♥ ✴ Are you up for it? (No pun intended…)
morgana-lugosi: Dragonheart, it’s my 1st dragon movie i saw in the 90’s and the best ever dragon movie i have seen No matter how much i see the movie; I end up crying at the end meh!
ask-theanon: New head-canon: Whenever Yang makes a pun, someone is guaranteed to throw any object in the area at her face, regardless of the time, place and situation.
p>snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: snow-white-and-little-red: I’m more exhausted than Blake right now Where’s my Yang to kick my ass in gear. you rang? You missed it.You yang? go take a cat nap and then get your butt in gear
(insert cliche/pun about seeing fireworks here XD) (BY @spatialheather)
The only thing I’m slightly upset about is the fact that no one noticed my ‘ Beatrice/BEAT-rice’ pun on Harley’s mallet ;A;
how to know that you made a bad great pun
bombing: assassinboygregory: bombing: hey what’s up It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon thanks
askpun: I’ve got to light this myself, because stallions don’t like knee-dy mares! Doctor X-ray didn’t know what to make of it though, but you can see more of him and his eclectic companions over at Ask Creepy Ponies! Lineart by LoCeri Background
askpun: The fourth wall: it’s there for your protection. Artwork by VerulenceScript #1108
![abchannahxyz: tastefullyoffensive: After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine] This is single handedly the best fucking pun](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ff19e9540ceb00d3e3a95dee91c12c53/tumblr_nce0ujUdpA1qewacoo1_r1_250.png)
![everything-fandom-and-random: albinochu: Sans? That smaller skeleton from undertale? Yeah well uhm– [sweats nervously] No-No I don’t like him at all and his puns??? No wa– [thousands of pictures of Sans fall out of pockets] No these aren’t](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_c5944bc8f447_128.png){kind=avatar}
![b4-and-after: [Heh, if I had a little more time today, I’d take that teacher ID and paste* the semen-facial pic into it … .]*No pun intended.#Before and After #Follower Submission #NSFW #Penis #BJ #Blowjob #Semen #Facial #Texas](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0ad344769bf660174c203edfb2231817/tumblr_pd5adlhkqV1rfuf5yo1_250.jpg)
