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waterside95: What do you think of my new dress young man? Does it show off my figure well? It’s not too short is it? Honestly, Mrs Meyers… it makes me want to fuck you with my thick young 8″ cock.
squeakykins: iggyroselia: allbecauseoftheboys: Dear Mom and Dad, This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will
Can I just take this moment to show everyone this hella rad thing technicoloredame drew for me (ye ok it is me being a weenie with heichou sue me) and if you’re not yet following her, do rethink your life choices because she is one of the coolest
lavillainelles: This moment. Oh man, this moment. Let me start by pointing out that I am not a Martine fan and I can’t wait for Root to destroy her. Ok so this moment. Martine has feels. She has Root trapped at gunpoint and she just lets her ramble
Anonymously (or not) tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.
GUESS WHO YOU INSPIRED AGAIN? Me! @sinningtigress GUESS WHO’S GOING TO HELL FOR SINNING? Us! No, really. You drive me to get better as an artist and to not hold back on drawing stuff just because “it’s wrong” or because “I’m a “girl”“.
iambaronalberto: if anyone draws me anything ever im going to stare at it im going to grin like an idiot i dont care if you think its bad or not i love it i love you
kmclaude: marloviandevil: “You can’t shame the shameless” is such a beautiful phrase. I’ll probably need a tee with this. To remember. Remind me to and I’ll try to make that a t-shirt design. But seriously it is true – never be ashamed
cosmicpalooza: @ksuriuriHere is your bond-pet/partner named after you with a growth line, too. This is just a sketch and I most likely not finish this drawing because of the lack of motivation and time. Although, I might do a separate drawing of this
203y: im not sure which ones are in which order but this is also what i mean! there’s a lot of gatekeeping shit by nonsurvivors and it feels like i have to fuckin come out and reveal whats happened to me in the past so that i dont get flooded with
rebelliousrebe: thedarkerbrother89: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE
PSA for my followers: Do NOT under any circumstances expect a positive reaction from me if you call me Piggy/Hog/any variation of that. That is all.
Reblog if you’re perfectly fine with anyone speaking to you through the new messaging system (not just mutuals)
veganisem: thequeenofbutts: I’d like to carry this gifset around with me so I can hold it up to people who ask me “Ugh why are you voting Obama” :’) This I like…and I’m not a political type poster at all. But totally agree with
fr0stedlips: polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry,
How you gonna tell me these two made out, and then not air it? And then half of the house goes on this horrible homophobic crusade. Are you fucking kidding me?
whosmydaddy: johncinc: You can do it daddy. Just look into your little girl’s eyes and let go. It’s not wrong to knock me up, it’s wrong if you don’t! 🎀
plastikitty: Max Factory Announces figma Armin Arlet From Attack On Titan However, Armin comes with a twist! Rumor has it that he will be a Winter Wonder Festival exclusive. But, you know, you can buy them for retail from overseas so it’s not really
I’ve been proctoring for my second grade teacher and she mentioned my abuser’s death. she apologized profusely for not saying anything about it sooner and proceeded to ask me how I was holding up.and it’s weird. because it’s very easy for
tensbluebox: #rose’s smile at the end #is one of my favourite things ever #she’s just like #i know it’s not much #but there’s me #and it’s so sweet because she doesn’t think of herself as much yet #but there’s a potential there #not
arealemergency: barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and
twerkingobserver: paandra: beeftony: jennofsol: Have you ever lost something and thought, “if I could just open a portal to another reality where I haven’t lost it, I could steal it from me and get it back”? How do you know that’s not the
just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round. oh
if i don’t message back, it’s not your fault. you are not bothering me.
vengefulgreed: luckied: vengefulgreed: luckied: Makes perfect sense. I thought it would… Don’t make me blow smoke in your direction… It’ll make me sicker than what I am… And I care that it’ll make you sicker because…?
trollcatty: stupidsexyryoji: Meh, both options are really the same if you think about. And I like the way you think good sir! It’s no fun if the stakes aren’t high. I suppose you are correct! Then both will be the reward! :D Yes, I agree :3 The
jordan-reet: It’s not about needing anything, It’s about Me wanting to get something for you. I’m good with just a hug and a kiss from you Jordan.
asklevivoice: mogoliz: And I know that you would accept me too, if I told you today “Hey! Guess what? I’m gay!” (but I’m not gay) Based on this audio x OOC: wow didn’t see this till now! Amazing!
polyvinylmonster: A prompt request for shino-cchi ＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼) I really can’t wait to read it! You’re probably busy with your other fics so let me motivate you with this ヽ(∀゜ )人( ゜∀)ノ Btw that’s just regular Aoba, not Sly.
branstarks: I told you. All the men in my life die.I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
nosympathyforwhites: illestfrisco: taint3edcakes: Men irritate me everything to y'all is just “It’s not that serious chill why you mad?” But y'all get mad just at a post that says men in it. It could say “men eat cereal” and y'all gonna blow
Sometimes it gets a little funny how much I accidentally misinform my doctors. Like, this week, it’s probably not going to occur to me to let anyone know that I’m having OCD trouble, because it hasn’t been traumatic. Anxiety disorder,
frenchsub: Eat it all. No way we move from ere before you’ve cleaned it perfectly, doggy. You should thank me. I’ve not even pissed in it before.
heylins: basically, at the end of the day, i want all of you to know this. you are never obligated to reblog my art. for whatever reason or purpose, i don’t care, it’s not really my concern. your blog is your blog, and if you don’t want my art
nekotin: adriofthedead: catbountry: Shawtie. /INDESCRIBABLE JOY Need iitt So I don’t think any other cat will ever look plaintively at me like this and make me feel guilty for not petting it. And it’s a fucking PICTURE. GIMME THE KITTY!!
i was tricked into going to a LAN party this weekend even thoughi’m not a gameri’m bad at video gamesi didn’t even bring a pcon the other hand going to a party where people actively don’t care if i just sit and read and smoke and don’t
The best part? I can look at my tiger and know that you have one with you right now too :) It makes me smile a little wider, sleep a little better:)
ridderler: “You got one too, you know! A Regalia girl who’s like me! It’s not like you need me.”
milf-maul:in the tags, tell the person you reblogged it from what you like about them
dougtfs: Michael offered me the first hit from the pipe. “It’s called Slutweed,” he said, watching me inhale. “Supposed to turn you into a real fucktoy.”I rolled my eyes. There’s only so much pot can do – it’s not like it can change your
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
spazzbot: xoxogarnet: fl0ralgf: me: hello can you please tag [insert ‘obscure’ trigger] it causes me to have flashbacks gross person: actually no. its not listed under the Official Neurotypical Approved List Of Triggers™. please try going outside
schizo-boy: to anyone enduring a depressive episode: it’s ok. you’re not being lazy or selfish. your productivity doesn’t define or devalue you. you’re coping. you’re doing the best you can, and that’s ok!
diviniadae: “I apologize, but prayers for the wicked must not be forsaken.”“Do you really think she deserves it?”“Not for her. For me.” ( insp. )
i-cant-leave-wonderland: Not for me. But it will for you. Not for me
drawnielle: “There will be a day when you can say you’re okay and mean it / I promise you it will all make sense again.” —Dodie (Secret for the Mad)Things are not going quite well with me, as of the moment. I’ve been in a dark place for what
toudoo: bestpal: Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?
Keep up with Xubs ヽ(•̀ω•́ )ゝ✨Welp as we all know tumblrs officially converting to Super Weeny Hut Jr on the 17th 🤧 If you wanna continue to follow all my art, updates, and/or chat with me you can follow me where I’m active:Social Media-Instagram:
gold: if you think you’ve ever once said anything awkward you should know my health teacher once said “sex isn’t that great" and i blurted out “because you’re not doing it with me" and everyone stared at me
chibird: If someone likes a certain type of music, there’s no need to judge them for it. It doesn’t matter what others think of the music as long as you enjoy it (and you’re not blasting it at 2 AM)! ^^
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
pettyrevenge: I gave my girlfriend my Netflix password while we were dating, and asked her nicely not to use it after we broke up. She continued to use it, so I waited until she was 2 seasons into Pretty Little Liars to change the password.
If you cannot tell me what it means when I say I’m a fiscal conservative and a social moderate, then stop talking about the current election and go educate yourself some more before voting, please. Those terms should not confuse you. In fact, they
katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21 fuck u lil bitch you’re not invited lmao why you wanna fuck me so bad tho? ;) Ew, you wish HOE Haven’t reached that level of masochism just yet LMAO tbh weak Ur face
sonypraystation: i really am a “text me if you need something” person. like unless i have something specific to talk about, i don’t usually initiate a conversation. if you wanna talk just to talk then im all here but dont take me not hittin you
vanilla-chastity: What do you mean it’s not fair? You give me orgasms on demand.I tease you until you’re almost out of your mind with frustration and desire.You don’t ever get to come. Seems perfectly fair to me.
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