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You thought they were joking, that it was only dirty talk to make the fantasy more fun, but then you saw his cock dripping as he pulled out of your wife. I suppose it’s not “just a fantasy” anymore, is it?
i-go-for-you: Everyone should reblog this! it will not ruin your blog! it is perfect and If you think it will ruin your perfect blog well then fuck you!
theultraintrovert: “I’m very influenced by black culture, but I don’t think of it as black or white’…‘It’s not me trying to act or pose in a certain way. It’s a lifestyle—like a suaveness or a swag, per se. But I don’t really like
breathplay kink suggestion - with some roughness thrown in…(I’m sorry but Peri is into it apparently)
swingsetindecember:tv content creators changing their story when the fans figure out their plot. LIKE THATS WHY YOU HAVE FORESHADOWING? like seeing it all come together is beautiful. why would you be upset when fans know what will happen? that means you
STOP TAUNTING ME
setheverman: thatsthat24: thatsthat24: Wanted to send this Christmas message out to anyone who needed it! I know it’s not Christmas yet, but I did wanna reblog this for anyone needing it today. All of the posts that I make or reblog are stupid
explainingthejoke: zhanael: flavoracle: I’m dead. Of all the posts on this forsaken site, this is the one that killed me. Where’s the lie, though? The image reads: A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
manywinged:manywinged:one of the worst feelings in the world is when you’re playing a game with dialogue choices and none of the options are something you want to say. like i know it’s not me, it’s the character i’m playing, but
frickmanda: “you should just get your license!” “driving is fun!” “It’s not that hard!” leave me the fucK ALONE
plastikitty: Max Factory Announces figma Armin Arlet From Attack On Titan However, Armin comes with a twist! Rumor has it that he will be a Winter Wonder Festival exclusive. But, you know, you can buy them for retail from overseas so it’s not really
dakotaaaa: dakotaaaa: Man, I feel so deceptive in job interviews. I never lie, but I do show up in a dress and cute shoes and makeup. And it’s not until the first day of work they realize they’ve hired a big homo. Basically, reverse this makeover
vertigoats replied to your post “vertigoats replied to your post: anyone who’s going to katsu is in for…” i was thinking about it since it would cost me nothing as i have all the stuff for it (i just need to trim the wig which…i’ll
smnius: “My Dad’s had a rough couple years, and… I know that it must not have been easy to raise me alone. He’s kind of a weird guy, but I love him a lot.” Thank you @dreamdaddygame for blessing us w/ trans dad representation!!
mikai-art:OK so I’m 99.9% certain that Aoba plucks his eyebrows.BONUSAnd this is how Noiz would find out about it
attackonstudying: This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy. omfg So beAutiful Wait Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels,
uhh-im-not-me: incorrectgreekquotes: Hades *nudges Persephone awake at 4am* : Do you like me? Persephone : I married you. Hades : Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? Unclear. @leave-me-colourless
julianunes: I know it looks like i’m in this video but it’s not me. it’s epic beard guy wearing a blond wig and drinking a cup of tea
crewnex: snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it
I can’t be too sure but judging from that short promo it looks like “Watermelon Steven” is indeed boarded by Hillary Florido & Katie Mitroff as I thought since Steven looks quite a bit like he did in “Secret Team”. But
artemispanthar: Hot Topic has this banner on their site but, like, what is this is it like a wallet? Or a magnet? It’s not on the website (yet). Don’t show me things I can’t buy, man, that ain’t cool Its a walletthere’s some for sale on ebay
auuugh, I accidentally bit into a tomato, it was so gross and has ruined my night
passionpeachy: Watching Ruby and Sapphire kiss on the lips is so satisfying, nevermind that they’re literally two lesbians proposing and getting married on children’s programing, imo that kiss would’ve made cartoon history on its own. It’s not
No, it was probably the right call to not name it that…
stick-em-with-the-pointy-end:quatral:askahomestuckfanatic:I FOUND IT AGAIN YESi was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.It’s not spring. That doesn’t mean this isn’t still one of my favorite cartoons of ever.
jordan-reet: It’s not about needing anything, It’s about Me wanting to get something for you. I’m good with just a hug and a kiss from you Jordan.
sassking-trevor: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. #i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and
lyssamaxiscute: gryffinewt: wastedawayagaininmargaritaville: Honestly I buy it don’t fucking talk to me unless you believe every word of this It’s not impossible
cameoamalthea: xstraykitten: “When I talk to the camera, mate, it`s not like I`m talking to the camera, I`m talking to you because I want to whip you around and plunk you right there with me.”“I believe that education is all about
louisville-redcoat: catbountry: chupicronian: lamaenthel: shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu Actually that’s pretty standard size
stick-em-with-the-pointy-end:quatral:askahomestuckfanatic: I FOUND IT AGAIN YES i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it. It’s not spring. That doesn’t mean this isn’t still one of my favorite cartoons of ever.
take your body, haunt it
fayedaniels: cutiepiepoems: “I had to explain to the cameraman that ‘you’ve done it from a man’s eye view. You’re shooting and you’re going from my face down to my chest and it’s great but it’s not me. I was like ‘let’s look at my
racydoctorsteel: notsoinnocentalchemist: trytoswimtostayfloat: stay-ocean-minded: honorized: dreamsof-paradise: Every single person needs to reblog this. No, it will not ruin your blog, it will make it a million times better. So much respect.
whileautumnfalls: stop-hodoring: masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t click my reblog button hard enough It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo. Fricken’ beautiful. Everything that I want
callmeisabel: stop-hodoring: masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t click my reblog button hard enough It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo. Fricken’ beautiful. Everything that I want to
elizastar98: leppu: gale4z: lemonyfreshvictory: I want to know who animated Ling because THE BOOB IT IS IN HIS ARMPIT i know it’s not supposed to be accurate because it’s just an apple shoved down his shirt but I want to know what mad genius
not-a-space-alien: proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
I was all OH NO MY NAKED SELF IS ON MY ME PAGE HE CAN SEE IT but it’s not so that’s good yay but still bad pictures dere
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
I wonder what it says about me and my relationship that when he was about to cum on my face I said ‘dont get it on my blanket’ and he said ‘I already made sure not to’. I am more concerned about my faux fur blanket than my eyeballs.
me randomly laughing irl over funny katnep headcanons i keep getting and my mom is looking at me with a face and i just laugh harder im such a nerd dsghgff
livesexting: My old post. It’s not me, it’s Misha Barton from this video Follow me!
natnovna: fxckaurl:correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t the term “spirit animal” teetering on appropriating Native American culture? It’s not teetering on appropriation. It is appropriation and appropriation is apart of native oppression. Our
it’s always a challenge to not have sex when i go on a date…i mean i know i have impulse control issues as a result of my mental health problems, so it’s fine, it’s just a challenge i usually fail though lmao
archimediocre: nicejewishguy: There’s just an old guy pacing back and forth in this goodwill farting and it scares me because it’s like seeing myself in 60 years Good Will Farting (1997)
dragonflysparkles: It’s not Georgie, It’s me… Claire.
highassi:by the time I remember to text back it’s too disrespectful to even do it
bibeebo: me, a gay: this song is gay a hetero: no it’s not me: now it’s extra gay
Jeff: Rocket punch will go through shields. So it doenst matter if your Reinhardt, it'll hit you"
officialmattimo: I can’t scan it right now but i thought i might submit it. It’s not good but…still ^^ aw eheh thank you! 8’)
lescarnetsdehaku: A little thing I made, I hope you’ll like it °u° In every ways, good continuation, i love your art ! (I drew you of memory, sorry if it’s not same as the reality ;u;) hhh thank you very much!! <3 it’s so cute!
Hello, I hope it’s not obnoxious of me to submit this when I’ve already posted it on my own blog, but I can’t @ you for some reason (I am very tumblr dumb and it’s rare that I ever update, so maybe I’m missing something). But your mom zircon
acteon-carolsfeld: snorlaxatives: look at this button!!!! use it to not publicly humiliate people Speaking of, please let me know if you don’t want your ask to be published. I can’t read minds and know when to answer privately, unless it’s
also guess who accidentally deleted the tumblr app off of her ipod and now cant download it again because i cant update to ios7me :)
thoughtkick: “When I say, I love you, it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the
usually I would just show up at his house or be the first to text. It in trying this new thing where if he wants me he’ll reach out for me
Yooooooo if you’re a girl who supports @thepureskin and believes (one man) over the (countless women) who have came out about him, unfollow me right the fuck now. I have no desire to interact with women who don’t support other women/believe
I dunno how long it will take me to fully trust again and it’s a constant struggle
