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If I wasn’t already drunk on Thursday night, LOL, I would not be doing this butt… this is me in the shower, like it or not. And no, that’s not a guy’s cum on my bum bum - it’s soap. or is out? Lol thanks everyone for all
Someone just sent this to me asking if it was me… wtf, I don’t remember ever taking a photo like this, but damn sure does look like an old photo of me haha!
♥ Happy (almost) Birthday! ♥I wanted to save this for tomorrow, but its to adorable to not post right now! OH MY GOD GAUGHGHG I LOVE YOU INKIE!! <3333 BEST FRIEND EVEA! THIS IS SO CUTE IT ALMOST KILLED ME! Thank you so much Inkie <33 This already
This is not PP (or you) & I, but it could & should be.
callmeisabel: stop-hodoring: masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t click my reblog button hard enough It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo. Fricken’ beautiful. Everything that I want to
nyaparts: Click me for the brushes used in the tutorial A few peeps were wondering how I drew attacks in my nuzlocke comic, so I made a quick/kinda sloppy tutorial about it! Tbh it’s just me spamming luminosity and overlay layers haha ;yyy Hope this
It really bothers me when people call Claudette a Bee. I try really hard to get my point across that she’s a grotesque jerk as opposed to a cute bumble bee, so here’s a little bit of nature to give you an idea lol
It shouldn't bother me now but the thought of her all over you sickens me
To anyone trying to send me a message through tumblr.s chat, it’s not working for me. My numbers keep going up, but tumblr messaging doesn’t work. Send it in an ask if you want to talk. :)~sandi
submit-yield-obey: To anyone trying to send me a message through tumblr.s chat, it’s not working for me. My numbers keep going up, but tumblr messaging doesn’t work. Send it in an ask if you want to talk. :) ~sandi Messages still isn’t working.
Clicky hereI plan on opening up commissions sometime in the future. But I don’t know what to do for the first ever commish, help me figure it out? c:See the results here!
I was asked earlier if it was okay to draw Sile… it never occurred to me that someone might consider that they can’t! If you ever feel like drawing orange horse feel free to. ^-^
bogglesthemindhuh: Me and life, honestly lol But yeah sharing this because I saw some people talking about it! Sorry it’s not the greatest, I’m new to photoshop gif-making.
I’ll be honest. For a really long time, I got really annoyed whenever someone said they wanted more LGBT representation in films. It’s not that I didn’t understand the need for representation, because I totally did. What annoyed me was the constant
youcanholditsweetie: I think one of my favorite things about omo is comforting the person afterwards. I don’t know why, but I just really like the idea of comforting someone, whether it’s omo related or not. It’s not really a kink thing, because
Side by side After vs Before… yeah, I know it’s backwards, but I’m backwards. Get used to it or over it. Lol
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
Me: Ok here is my opinion on this and my reasoning Them: Uhm ok but on paragraph 3 line 6 you said something that slightly contradicts your point which means you’re wrong 👀 👀 👀
warm-suggestions:it’s not always about being extremely good at something. sometimes it’s about being able to bring your own style to the table and just having fun with it. you don’t always have to be the best, you can just be you.
mitochondiva: stuckykittyspidey: thebeverlymarsh: it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS NoT iF TheYRe KiDs YoU FuCKinG CrEEpS
lushsensei: barnowlkitten: Never been spanked with a paddle. I wanna know how it feels It hurts. Bad. To be more specific, however, there are two kinds of pain in impact play generally: sting and thud. At the risk of oversimplification, sting leads
thehouseofillrepute: alexinspankingland: lushsensei: barnowlkitten: Never been spanked with a paddle. I wanna know how it feels It hurts. Bad. To be more specific, however, there are two kinds of pain in impact play generally: sting and thud. At
Hand tawsing is extremely intense, but it ticks off a lot of boxes for me. You have to be an active participant in your punishment as you keep your hands up. There’s eye contact. It’s very formal and traditionally academic. Also, it hurts a lot.@linnylace
Hannibal goes to McDonalds in this fic and no one can stop me.
sleep-therapyxxx: I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need
Definitely so much progress has been made since the beginning of this year! It’s June, we’re six months in, I’m stronger, faster, and can endure a bit more. It’s a long process with bumps and it may not look like much to you, but
NOT ONLY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO WRITE KILI AS A CIS DUDE. It’s getting impossible for me to read him as one, too. I just kind of scrunch up my nose and go “But… why?”
natural–blues: tchaitea-hermione: thylovelylionheart: I absolutely hate it when people call sex a need. “I have needs” or “he has specific needs”—no, you have wants. Sex is a desire, not a need; otherwise nuns and monks would’ve died
nerdqueenofthepumpkins: paramourencore: me And it’s not amazing when you feel it.
It occurs to me that since my computer is close to the window and I’ve been keeping it open since its hot and I can hear my neighbors pretty easily from here so it follows that they could hear at least some of what I listen to on my computerSo I
IT BOTHERS ME THAT CLEAR HAS TWO BEAUTY MARKS UNDER HIS CHIN ‘CAUSE I HAVE THE SAME EXACT THING BUT IT’S ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE.
thoughtfultea: People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened
dickprintbandit: it’s always terrifying when ppl say they want 4+ more kids. i just can’t help but to think abt all the $ you gotta invest in these lil things. Childcare for three kids is killing me. I could afford a whole other house if I wasn’t
It really hurts that Tumblr don’t have a timestamp on messages seem like I missed a message from somebody who I was talking to and helping and I don’t remember seeing her message but it really hurts because I felt like I’ll let that
destinationtokyo3: Earlier today at Japan Anima(tor) Expo Hideaki Anno’s Studio Khara released a music video for a song called ME!ME!ME! featuring TeddyLoid and rapper Daoko. It’s got some really intense visuals and it’s not exactly work
erotic-nation:No matter what manner of clothes if they are see through, its a 100% turn on for me. Cant get enough of it!
olindacastielle: The fabric feels like it is floating and fucking me at the same time #sexbodysuit @maison_de_castielle_
xoxotinamari: The newest set, “Don’t Mesh with Me” has just been released on www.xoxotinamari.com and I am REALLY excited about this set!! Go check it out!!! Photo Credit: @hmphotography69
liara-roux: Thank you A for the gorgeous lingerie! It fits me like a dream… Instagram | Twitter | liararoux.com | DeliveryCode
jenniferlawurence:It’s scary when you feel the whole world judges you. I think people saw [the hacking] for what it was, which was a sex crime, but that feeling, I haven’t been able to get rid of it. When my publicist calls me, I’m like, ‘Oh,
silenekitty:lesbianshepard: someone: hey are you going to play overwatch? me: someone: but it’s not ์! it’s only ุ! me: me: you wanna buy it for me?
not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least
Me joking or being sassy is not my “attitude coming out to play”. It’s me making a joke and you calming the fuck down and dealing with it.(Now THAT’S my attitude coming out to play)
nerdymelly: People need to realize that when I push them away, it is not because I do not want them in my life; it is because I want them to push back and to show me that what we have is worth fighting for and they aren’t going to give up that easily.
khansfringe: ce-les-ti-al: camiekahle: I’ve never related to anything more college in a 17 second montage this always appears when it is most relevant to my life at the current time. Nice to know it’s not just me
prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing
Yo Tumblr can you stop making me unfollow people when I don’t mean to. Thankssomuch
hijabster: Not all Jews are zionists. Love this! @ISNA 2012 in DC
it also hurts me when really popular artists in the fandom still draw and make comics about Nepeta like a weak little girl, not being taken seriously and needing Equius to back her up with every little issue she has or needing Equius to shoo away people
hopefulnerd24:shh baby don’t move it’s okay, my morning wood is just a little uncomfortable and it’ll feel much better after i slip it inside you. I’m not ready to get up yet this morning so just lie still and warm me while i go back to sleep
It’s cool to feel like you’re not worth 踰 dollars to someone who is worth absolutely everything to you
I cannot convey the frustration with serial liking enough. It’s not that I want you to reblog because I want more attention. It’s that you are going through my me tag specifically and yet you actively choose not to reblog. It’s like you’re hiding
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go “but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks
AbsenceI hate being trans. I hate everything that i makes me. A monster. A failure. I hate the suffocating knowledge that I’m not cis. Hate. I just want to be able to see myself. Feel my own body under my fingertips. It’s not about accepting myself..
amaranthdesires: Absence I hate being trans. I hate everything that i makes me. A monster. A failure. I hate the suffocating knowledge that I’m not cis. Hate. I just want to be able to see myself. Feel my own body under my fingertips. It’s not
goddessdick:goddessdick:haha what if a girl made out with me and felt my hard cock against her and she grabbed it and teased me for getting hard so easily 🥺haha what if she called me a good girl then undressed me and told me how cute i looked and how
It’s the kind of day I wish I could call home and have my lover start me a hot bath so we could sit and talk while I got my feet up a little. Just domestic caretaking you know??
wannabebandkid: voovoov: sniikt: tell me it’s not only me and chairs that don’t have them are never comfortable I call it the fidget bar because I always bounce my leg on it
it’s extremely disappointing that I see porn blogs post hardcore pornographic videos here with literally tens of thousands of notes yet y'all delete my nude yoga videos or videos of me naked petting my dog. where is the logic.
![empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b14a8fb1e79ad322172adbd7231b032e/dd207fb43df629d3-56/s512x512u_c1/32060ee150f5efb020b4f23e342f9a0c3a5d3d24.jpg)
![jenniferlawurence:It’s scary when you feel the whole world judges you. I think people saw [the hacking] for what it was, which was a sex crime, but that feeling, I haven’t been able to get rid of it. When my publicist calls me, I’m like, ‘Oh,](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e524c1720a1c187a3f67c07ab739c7d4/tumblr_oujv00c3Sy1sjpbxoo1_250.png)
![empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_8e96ec1bef22_128.png){kind=avatar}
