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ruski75: fairchastity: She’s a techie, no doubt. And she knows that hardware is important, too. Slave: If you’d asked me years ago I would swear blind that I would not physically be able to go more than a few days without cumming. It’s been
polochka: IT’S JUST A STUPID JOKE I swear I’m not a communist don’t kill me plz
Here’s a couple of pictures from a new webcam my friend bought me! Thanks Tibbs! <3 Also, yes, the sheet is new, and yes, it looks filthy already. Not my fault, I swear.
theycallhimcake: candyincubus: Quick doodle :v Somebody might maybe like pizza kind of a little. @theycallhimcake I swear to god I dunno what it is but Cassie gives me the hardest time :’v Cassie’ll straight up WRECK a pizza, lipstick or not >
tekkysfurries: drake-the-lion: alfa995: raging-hedgehogs: alfa995: alornornola: alfa995: Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact. i have had enough of you furries Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna. I swear
londonandrews: The thing that I HATE about this video? How it smushes me into a munchkin …. I am not three feet tall in this video. I swear.
idbones: londonandrews: The thing that I HATE about this video? How it smushes me into a munchkin …. I am not three feet tall in this video. I swear. My favorite nude model
futarika: Heeey cutíes!!!…OK..so..just to be clear..No this is not my usual..Request..and..I don´t play the game..and I don´t know anything about it..I swear..but..I did get paid to do this Request and My Son Daniel also really wanted to see me
Don’t look at me, ok, I’m not horny I just thought it was funny, I swear pl-
shiritrap: I swear, I’m not really that big it’s just the angle q.q wishlist | donate | friends Please contact me if you want to see more pictures Yahoo Messenger: yooyoo6300@yahoo.com
impregnationfreak: “Mmmm….baby that felt soooo good…I was afraid you’d chicken out when I told you I’m not on birth control, but I swear it made you spurt even harder inside me…” I certainly hope that’s black seed inside
londonandrews: londonandrews: Love World Star Hip Hop - The only thing that I HATE about this video? It smushes me into a munchkin …. I swear, I am not three feet tall in real life… You cannot escape cellulite on video….! This is how my body
meladoodle: i swear i hear skype bloops when im not even online on skype and it stresses me out
sourintori: HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING TO DENY IT ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS BOY IS BY FAR THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED CHARACTER IN THE SHOW I SWEAR TO GOD HE JUST MADE A COMPLETE FOOL OF HIMSELF IN FRONT OF HIS BIGGEST OPPONENT YET INSTEAD OF LYING TO TRY TO
Please do this super quick survey and help me not fail college (I swear it's fast)
exp3ctopatr0num: officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this God damn it :’(
thecompanionsdoctor: tardis-mind-palace: l-laymitch: DONT EVEN TOUCH ME LOOK AT THAT WHEELCHAIR IN THE BACKGROUND LOOK AT IT LOOK LOOK I CANT DO THIS HE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE HIS LEG ON I SWEAR IF THEY DON’T SHOW THE PROSTHETIC LEG I WILL GET
soupery: thesylverlining: haughtyxhottie: MY PARENTS GOT ME THIS BEAUTIFUL FUCKING CAT PIANO BUT I ONLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY ONE SONG i swear to god I thought it would be welcome to the black parade i’m still not disappointed @toasterization
do-not-open-til-christmas: Truly, fuckwit, I would love for you to do all those things you swear you’re going to do to me, but it’s still October, so you’ll just have to wait until the 1st to carry out your threats. Till then, I’m running things.
cuminimstoned: Hands off ☝🏽️👐🏽 I swear snapchat gets crazy. It’s a one time fee of ฮ And you get to see stuff from my day to day life to my masturbation time, tons of public nudity, and even me painting myself lol •DO NOT REMOVE
babycakesbriauna: fleurdilys: whats-good-young-hoe: Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk i swear i tried not to reblog this. It’s back!
londonandrews: Love World Star Hip Hop - The only thing that I HATE about this video? It smushes me into a munchkin …. I swear, I am not three feet tall in real life…
amyleemcg:I’ve got the sex appeal of a soggy paper towel like I swear to god no one has looked at me irl and thought I’m sexy it’s just not realistic
bespeckledbauble: holmesiswheretheheartis: Call Me Maybe came out a year ago a year ago I swear to God it only came out a month ago do not even.
elliotaldersons: New Girl | one gifset per episode ➝ “Dance”
liammartin101: Hi liam, what do you think about my dick? is not bigger like you but… you know. I really love your blog and your pictures, you are so cute and adorable, i swear. I love you♥.it looks awesome!!! Your porbly bigger than me :P Thanks
1000punks: wayward-assbutts: wifimakesmehappy: babyimnotfoolin: I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom. and the staircase fandom Haven’t we declared it the Home Decor fandom? i am so intrigued
Also this weekend i found that it is really hard for me not to swear
equestriaafterdarkblog said:Donation drive to get Kari a new tablet pen? i swear to god do not give me any more of your moneyIT WOULDN’T EVEN BE WORTH IT I CAN’T DRAW ANYMORE REALLY
chattelprod: “If you don’t like the big mean gag then why are you so wet baby girl? You make it so hard for daddy to punish you. I swear every time we have to put you in time out you just slime up your panties and give me that face. You’re not
grimeclown: ginger-ale-official: grimeclown: ginger-ale-official: grimeclown: hey give me the remote. i wont put on karkalicious this time. dude i promise i wont. i swear on my fucking life man i wont put on karkalicious im not gonna put it on
