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Upgrading phones today. And creating a new snap chat. I swear people suck. I only have a private snap and it’s not free so hit me up for details or wait till I link up my new snap.
itsflyinglikeadragon: Ever since I bought that hat, something strange has been going on. I swear it makes me sound crazy, but I’ve started… missing days. Missing days as in I just seem to never wake up on the day. My memory is not there, it just
impregnationfreak: “Mmmm….baby that felt soooo good…I was afraid you’d chicken out when I told you I’m not on birth control, but I swear it made you spurt even harder inside me…”
Owww I swear it’s not me even if those look like my shoes! Hihihi anyway looks super hot!!!
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alfa995: 6qubed: alfa995: raging-hedgehogs: alfa995: alornornola: alfa995: Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact. i have had enough of you furries Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna. I swear if it becomes
Can you tell now? Don’t my boobs look so much bigger?And my abs! I’ve never had anything close to an hourglass figure before! I swear it’s different!Yea, I guess you never really seen me naked before… Why not? We should definitely fix that!
wayward-assbutts: wifimakesmehappy: babyimnotfoolin: I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom. and the staircase fandom Haven’t we declared it the Home Decor fandom?
plumper: londonandrews: Love World Star Hip Hop - The only thing that I HATE about this video? It smushes me into a munchkin …. I swear, I am not three feet tall in real life… Omg… So beautiful.. Gorgeous.. Sexyyy!!! Perfection exists!! It’s
redgart: A pretty hot commission for beel001Hope you like it guys , and sorry for not posting more hotties of the week, right know I’m dying (college and work are killing me) but I’ll be back soon…I swear. :BArt by me :RED
aviholic: lanaatdelrey: uncensoredhijabii: the-real-t-nasty: -teesa-: 3.24.14 omfg fucking idiots i swear Jon’s expression is dry af. His patience been expired. AMERICAN MEDIA MAKES ME PROJECTILE VOMIT. It’s not just American media.
>>ADDED WINGS. I swear It did not save correctly.PAID NSFW Commission for: etherspear @ Deviant ArtNSFW COMMISSIONS ARE ALWAYS OPENED!MESSAGE ME IF INTERESTED!>>Commission prices (LINK)~S-EQD
My hatred, anger, ego, arrogance, narcissism and offensive nature is THIS big. I swear. Can’t help it and I’m not willing to change.
I’m so tired of people thinking they’re more open-minded than they actually are. This happens a lot at the school I’m working at. Teachers swear up and down that they are pro-choice or marriage equality, or other social issues, but
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
tehriz: awkwardsituationist: thespian bear hams it up for the camera. photos by olav thokle in alaska’s lake clark national park. (more bears being bears) shakesbear
hellablogger: diancie: beyonseh: she’s so well mosturized i love it This makes me want to wash my face. Actually I’m gonna go do that, brb I swear she does not have a single pore
blockoframen:Naruto: So… You sure are spending a lot of time with Sakura latelySasuke: Naruto, it’s not what you think, I swear!Naruto: Oh, really? So no reason for me to get jealous?Sasuke: No, you’re the only one for me!Naruto: Is
stonekidman: “Fine, you little perv, go ahead and jack off to your big sister. I can’t believe you’d blackmail me just so you could whack it my body. I swear you’re so gross; you better not try to make me suck that big dick…fine I will but
addicted-to-darkness: I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE LOST IT COMPLETELY They are hitting on me I swear
sweetkimmyopenwomb4use: I swear I never really thought he would do it. I just lay there stunned… he promised not to cum inside of me. he got so carried away that he just kept squirting and cumming inside of me. Over and over…I told him I wasn’t
ileftmyheartinwesteros: My mother mailed me my seashells:) All of these were found on the beach or in the ocean at Virginia Beach, VAPlease do not repost the-wandering-kind said:Giraffe? Yup! It was a toy I found on the beach lol. I was 9 or 10 and
3 bands that you don’t have to like because you’re allowed to have your own opinion -Dance Gavin Dance -Pierce The Veil -A Day To Remember 3 bands that you have to at least pretend to like for me to talk to you -Dance Gavin Dance -Pierce
alfa995: raging-hedgehogs: alfa995: alornornola: alfa995: Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact. i have had enough of you furries Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna. I swear if it becomes porn If you
wackd: captainsblogsupplemental: Computer, if you replicate me a cactus, I swear I will lose my mind “is that ensign shellstrop’s file?”“yep” “and it’s not a cactus?”
whitegirlsaintshit: I swear to god if u eat chicken like this not only will I break up with u on site but I will square up and uppercut ya ass
clarasday: stoneotis: seriously if u wanna be friends just send me hi LITERALLY DO NOT SEND ME HI I WONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HI ILL FUCK IT UP I SWEAR IF U WANNA BE FRIENDS YOURE GONNA NEED TO SEND ME SOMETHING LIKE “so i hear u like potato”
whyamistillalivetoday: I know you think that i am just posting this for attention but i swear i’m not! A lot of people have told me not to keep my blades and not to kill myself. I posted a picture similar to this one and it didn’t get to the number
batcii:psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
ohwsup: pussymusicweed: b0nitaapplebum: I swear I dont think Iv ever heard a crowd sing so loud! it made me so happy, there was not one person that didnt sing, it was just so fucking beautiful :’) <33333 Seriously the LOUDEST I’ve heard people
Is it weird that whenever I type out "Andrew McMahon" I always think
Hours pass, and she still counts the minutes that I am not there, I swear I didn't mean for it to feel like this- like every inch of me is bruised, bruised
greelin:going to be honest with you. Fuck is not even a swear word. it’s just. a word. he’s like a brother to me
nerdykhaleesi: ~♫And I know you’ll try to deny it♫~ I do deny it because we’re not! ~♫Chase me around the Galaxy and try to hide it~♫ I swear if you say buddies one more time… ~♫We’re buddies♫~
@lapamedotweek day 1, first kiss(es)!! I had a hectic freaking day but not even that can stop me from throwing my half-baked ideas for scenes i haven’t written yet at your faceschedule
oh lawd what am I drawing shfhsfh someone stOP ME
This woman at work is so bloody territorialI swear she would piss on the surrounds just so everyone knows it’s her territory
