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tinhrt: I swear the bottom getting fucked a little isn’t me, I swear on my neighbors moms, cross her heart it’s not me.
itmeanslovable: feeling pretty low today.. this kind of inspired me but then i thought to myself.. i have nothing to create.. i need to keep myself busy right now.. ughh :D Sure you do! Remember that Zentangle thing? There’s videos for it on youtu
Someone’s addicted to Attack On Titan.previeewws
(set 2.5 of 3 BONUS ROUND! GIFS!)Please know that I’m not a fan of cock-shots. So my last upload I had to do while my lesbian friend was right besides me, and for some reason I felt that was a bit odd. As a result, I don’t feel I uploaded
robots-and-electric-sheep: whitmerule: xusedtoberussianx: aspecialprovidence: {That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have
KILL THE MESSENGER I SWEAR IT'S NOT ME IT"S JUST THE ONE I USED TO KNOW.
embers-art-and-things: OooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOh SHIT I DUN DID A LEWD, BUT IT’S NOT MY FAULT mcsweezy AND HIS STREAM HELD ME AT GUN POINT, I SWEAR. [click through to see the full image] EMBRACE IT
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
I swear I don’t even like Evangelion that much why does it keep being appropriateAfter dwelling on it a little, I think I’m actually… okay with Root’s death? Appalling, I know, especially since I do still think that the writing for last night’s
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: denselessly: coffeeandchapstick how dare you i just lost my shit omgf I saw it and i couldnt breatheeee lsnslanskzkanakn i miss laughing about stupid shit omg Dude, remember that gif you showed me freshman year and
Just a quick message to anyone who is feeling shit right now, or just needs a lil nice thing to keep them going, 2016 is almost over, this shithole of a year is almost over, you’ve survived all the shit it threw at you and that makes you strong as fuck.
fallohmeintothedark: if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!”Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”Child:
mike-rut: bearlust: Slap his face with your meat slurp, slurp ! That I swear is not me. Fuck it’s as if they cut my face and stuck it on another body.
cake-full: olecambechillinblog: cake-full: Creaming on that dick. Get at me Kik: Cakeful I swear that look like me from the back 😂😂😂😂😂 But it’s not 👍🏽
pinkieinprivate: Now! Your princess needs it continuation on this: http://pinkieinprivate.tumblr.com/post/46631306152/there-is-no-way-my-plan-will-not-succeed I swear Lizombie, until you give me a full backstory my headcanon tells me your house is a
thsmiths: IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
thsmiths: IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “IT’S NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
My mind has been tainted by @envybakemono and his Envy. I don’t even feel bad. I vote for Envy to brand Jean.I was not inspired by a manga. I swear
For the first time since moving back to Orlando my anxiety has reached paralyzing status. The only things I can think of doing will not end well.
People who ridicule you just for not knowing something can seriously go and suck it.
a-tribe-called-tress: thatsyawholethanghuh: a-tribe-called-tress: Depression can literally cause you to not want to do anything. Depression is not your fault. no really this is important. &then its like you get so hype when you have the energy
donttlo0katme: GuysHow y'all feel about peeing sitting down? 🤔 I try to avoid it, not just on no extra masculine shit, but logistically it’s a pain because I have to bend it to pee in the bowl which means when I stand up whatever didn’t
ironpatriotisstupid: thsmiths: IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS my tech ed teacher said that to me and i replied ”
thenaaru: right okay xkit don’t let me edit my tags… It’s because Tumblr chased off the xkit guy … and it sucks …
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”
a-beginnings-end: This stuff has been a life saver since Bryon has been gone. I swear these dogs hate me. If it’s not one shitting on the carpet it’s the other barfing all over at the top of the stairs. What a lovely way to wake up this morning.
xusedtoberussianx: aspecialprovidence: {That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that. I’D
glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me,
glumshoe: strangelybeautifulworld: glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair
catgirlforeskin:I’m literally not even high right now I’m totally normal pleease let me operate your heavy machinery right now I don’t even know how to smoke
tinhrt: I swear the bottom getting fucked a little isn’t me, I swear on my neighbors moms, cross her heart it’s not me. 😜
drexidracon: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear
shellett-is-my-oxygen: I LOVE HOW WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR S3 FOR LIKE, FOREVER AND NOW WE GOT THIS TRAILER AND EVERYONE IS LIKE ‘IT’S TOO SOON I’M NOT READY TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME’ I SWEAR THIS FANDOM
consultingaytective: pick your favourite john yell DAMN MY LEG..!!! (A study in Pink, 2010) THEY’RE GIVING ME AN ASBO (The Blind Banker, 2010) no ITS NOT!!! it’s not okay!!! (The Hounds of Baskerville, 2012) SWEAR TO GOD (The Empty Hearse, 2014)
noahjashinski: “I’m like a broken record, I’ve got a needle scratching me. It injects the poison of alcohol I.V. I don’t blame you for walking away, I’d do the same if I saw me. I swear it’s not contagious…I swear to God it’s not
I’m watching It’s Not Me, I Swear! Check-in to It’s Not Me, I Swear! on GetGlue.com
It’s not what it looks like! Swear! - we were sharing with other people too. #indulge #reward #fit #instaskinny #fitblr #instafood #moochi #churros #yum #derp #herp @cynthiasdfghjkl
thsmiths:IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “IT’S NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
It hits me sometimes that ‘Princess Prom’ was an actual fucking episode in She-ra and not some lesbian fever dream I made up of all things that are absolutely my types converged into one fantastically animated show
theknightingale replied to your post: so forever and his old roommate moved a sofa and a… I swear to god, you and Forever are like, the cutest, most made for each other couple ever. Every time you post about you and him you both sound so perfect
dropalexdead: So I discovered recently that I’m not a fan of wearing a jock around (unless my bf is gonna rip it off of me). I swear, got denim burns on my ass. Haha.
There is a hollow in me now
captioned-vines: benwinstagram: 2 real {I swear it don’t be there when I look for it}Mom: “ If I come up there and find it, you getting an ass-whooping.”Son: “It’s not here!”Mom: “ Let me see.”[Phone appears]Mom: “ Told you.”Son: “
Swear It's Not Me
IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “IT’S NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
ok everyone. I was trying to make a point w/ science vs spirituality, and already people are disputing me saying it’s a balance of 100/100 not 50/50.I swear that every single thing I say here someone has to go against it. somehow.
ohmygod when I make body-posi posts in hopes of uplifting people with larger or longer labia and people respond with “all vaginas are beautiful!” or “all labia are beautiful!” or “personally I believe that ~every vagina is unique and beautiful
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