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“When Men Bake Cookies” I’m not a big fan of those cheesy e-mails that make the rounds being forwarded for years on end. Still, I received this image recently and found myself smiling a little so I figured I’d pass it along. Enjoy.
bigcuties: BigCutie Echo in Baking & Bulges! Video Update! Echo is mixing up some tasty cookies to snack on!! Watch this fat babe mix up the dough, try really hard not to eat it all, then bake the cookies! She sits down with a big glass of milk,
I am so fucking obsessed with these molasses cookies. Like fuck, I’ve had a lot of molasses cookies in my day and this shit is just ridiculous. No other molasses cookie can even try to compare. It’s probably not healthy that I eat at least
This is Dagny not giving a fuck that there’s a cookie right in front of her that I said she could eat. She doesn’t want it.
Making peanut butter cookies with a mini chocolate bar center for my camp’s potluck dinner. It’s hot out there so the chocolate should melt perfectly while the cookie keeps it contained and not messy. Hopefully.
baby-make-it-hurt: do-not-touch-my-food: Brookies aka Brownies/Cookies Need oh my dear lord!!!
jessieandrews: Last but not least I dedicate this to the @cookiemonster cause it’s my “cookie” :)
I did it again… RECIPE chocolate chip cookie dough truffles sorry not sorry. *yums*
It’s not yet noon and I got a site update done and caught up on all shipping orders… I deserve a cookie and a “good boy!”
xoxo-beth: YS gave me a spanking for being a sassy pants. Despite what it says on my panties, I was NOT a tough cookie and cried. (Please don’t remove the caption or a unicorn will die.)
Finally,I came back here. For several months, I could not login to Tumblr.The cookie broke, the password did not work, the mail server was bad…I thought that was it. I’m glad I could login now.There’s something wrong with my mail.Well really.
jakeenglish:eytancragg: jakeenglish: the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part deal with it darkness without light is an abyss light without darkness is blinding you cannot have a coin with one side. yo socrates it’s
kpop-cookie: Is it you that is too beautiful or is it me that’s too obsessed with you? WAIT!!!!!! IT’S BOTH!!! gif is not mine!
jakeenglish: eytancragg: jakeenglish: the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part deal with it darkness without light is an abyss light without darkness is blinding you cannot have a coin with one side. yo socrates
plumfsh: Comic N-020! “Self Care(?)” My little sister made egg-less cookie dough just to eat casually and I’mma admit it kinda blew my mind I did not know that was an option. EDIT: I was informed general mills flour is currently on recall so please
alphabitches: My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what
g1138:Literally the exact same character.Not complaining,though. If this is the new cookie cutter video game template for “MUCHO CALIENTE latina slut” i humbly accept it.
sweet-vanilla-cookies: FANART FRIDAY - Pokemans San and Man Something a bit different, since I don’t do much fanart anymore. I’m not entirely happy with this, but it’s my first attempt at drawing the character. If I were to draw her again, there’s
i-am-superjohnlocked: mrsmarymorstan: pudus: was it really necessary for me to be born Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them! that is the most uplifting thing
spoopy-story: dilfweed: somelesbiansarewerewolves: madonnaofthewasps: readysetgaikokujin: official-ajani: aaaaa42: nyehs: w-for-wumbo: it’s time ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS it’s time It’s time It creppy cookie
churchfarlan: Sorry I didn’t make a tutorial sooner but many people have been asking me how I made these cookies. It’s pretty simple, but time consuming, here I go! **I used Alton Brown’s recipe for the cookie mix, it’s great~ Materials not
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:Cayenne: And here I thought you were a science cookie~Cobalt: It’s j-just not mah a-area of expertise!Cayenne: Will you install this device on your armor, then?~Cobalt: S-shut up… You two are not helping
amydentata: sirs-littleone: Oral sex and THEN cookies? That would make me feel better too! I love Questionable Content SO MUCH. I bought Sir the first book for Christmas, and even got it signed/personalized :D Not a bad deal. She gets to eat cookies,
problackgirl: possumposse: u know which posts are the absolute fucking worst op: *says something feminist* other blogger, probably mra: goddamn all these feminist girls!!! stop whining!!! op: actually i am a man *50000 notes* why oh why would being
sir-hermes-the-samurai:unusually-tall-dwarf: tumb1r-core: takanuvaofficial: purpleweeble: mushroom-cookie-bear: aaaaa42:nyehs: w-for-wumbo: it’s time ITS NOT TIME ITS MAY I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS it’s time it’s time it’s time it’s
luckywhispersjellyfish: This was a request for running-cookie. Sorry about not having a Twily-POV shot. I tried, but it just didn’t look good at all. I hope you like it.
darkness1356: One time I had one of my mom’s weed cookies and took my dog out for a walk not knowing what was in said cookies, this is what it felt like
darkness1356:One time I had one of my mom’s weed cookies and took my dog out for a walk not knowing what was in said cookies, this is what it felt like
fishingboatproceeds: someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts #NOT ONLY ARE WE MORALLY RIGHT BUT ALSO WE HAVE DELICIOUS COOKIES SUCK IT ASSHOLES God I hope this is all true because
an-inadequate-tumble: I used this design by SayurixSama as the template for these sugar cookies. So yeah, blah blah blah, I do not own this and that and pretty much went the route of tracing the cookie’s shape from this design because, well, it was
bluethongdotcom: Step your cookies up 🍪🍪👆 It means keeping it exclusive.. If every man can say they’ve been with you .. You did NOT step your cookies up ☝️
So the box of Pilsbury ready to bake Christmas tree sugar cookies says “PLEASE DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH” I ate it.. I’m so bad ass.
themansionwitch: Dorian, do we get more thin mint cookies now that we have a less terrifying doorbell? Or is that whole ‘it’s a haunted house’ thing not helping our case with girl scout cookies.
rush-it: This is my favorite so far *^*…I guess the rogue/thief factor has a lot to do with it but whatever 8DNext one will be samus or rosalina…im not sure…Feel free to take a look at me Patreon. We got cookies :3
russiawave:hi, buddy! wanna cookie? huh? here’s two. do you want another one? do you think it’ll fit? hehe so greedy. i’ll give him this little one. oh, it fits! lets add another. listen, friend, you sure you’re not gonna drop them? a mouth full
gay-couples-and-cookies: your-warm-embrace: mo-is-not-amused: thejamesboyle: queerlux: blueklectic: nintendocanada: i’m not sure what’s going on but i’m into it i’m with it I always wait for this to happen. please happen in russia What
alphabitches:My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what
iamemmao: I made a N64 controller cookie cutter! The boyfriend wants to put it up on thingiverse but I’m not so sure, I need to make it absolutely perfect first!Vegan gingerbread was the biscuit of choice for the first test and they’re delicious.
octoberreads:manikinfear:tilly-and-her-books: romanticreader:haveabookmydear: paper-bouquet:books-and-cookies: Bookworms always find a way around their self-imposed book buying ban. “If I buy it on my Nook, I’m not “really” buying it.“
cthulhuthecorgi: I made a Tardis cookie today (earl grey cookie decorated with royal icing and filled with M&M’s) and Cthulhu was eager to eat it. Not this time, Corg, not this time… (Step by Step of this Tardis Cookie Here)
So here’s a thing I’ve been wanting for a very long time (that’s not made anymore) and I finally got my hands on it a little while ago ! It’s a stackable cookie tin featuring the Eeveelus and a few other Pokemon. Each section can
< pag 7 -hey it’s still monday!aaand this is the last page!!!I’m probably gonna upload in a whole buch the illustrations that came togheter with the pages but I’m not sure yet.Hope you guys enjoyed those little short comic and Angie’s weird
komaedawhat: komaedawhat: komaedawhat: im gonna dip cookies in pepsi just fucking watch me i told you id do it still not the worst thing ive ever tasted
jennymillss: “It was very important to me that [Cookie Lyon] not be sassy and neck-rollin’ and eye-bulgin’ and attitude all the time. Everything she does is coming from a place of fighting for her family. That’s why she’s not a caricature.”
catnip-and-cookies: i’m kinda late (i think—-) but i still wanted to make a little thing for you ??? it’s not really good but i hope one day I’ll be able to draw like you ! because you’re really perfect and your art is goals so here is a present