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It’s taken a long time to persuade my Dad I really mean I like it rough but he’s getting the hang of it.
It was my friend’s birthday and she was having a pool party. Most of the other fathers there that day were perving on us girls, but of course it was my Dad who came over and started touched me in front of everybody. I was totally embarrassed, but also
Is it just my dad or does every brown dad do this?
my dad decided that he is going to put this at the bottom of every serious letter wonder how long it will take his work to notice
as an exercise and as a gift for my dad, I drew an updated version of this old artwork of some old OC story I don’t remember (there was this guy in his shop and a blond guy with an old car and…???) back then I also had a really bad skinny
teamsoundhouse: lokisadvocate: i want everyone to know that every time i see this on my dash i send it to my dad and he’s asked me to stop so i want you guys to reblog this every time you see it so i can keep emailing it to my dad Terrific
lokisadvocate: i want everyone to know that every time i see this on my dash i send it to my dad and he’s asked me to stop so i want you guys to reblog this every time you see it so i can keep emailing it to my dad
My mommy. I’d gladly damn her to hell if it meant she’d be Satan’s bride for all eternity. Taking that Prince of Darkness cock in the pussy, mouth, and ass while i watch, forever and ever. My dad sits in heaven waiting in vain for the
My dad was talking about politics with my aunt, and I heard one of them say the words “diametrically opposed”, and it took all of my willpower not to yell “FOES”.
My dad just threw away my room key because it had a skull on it T_T
My dad literally just got really angry at me because I was laughing to myself while I was making myself dinner. Like seriously. He kinda hurt my feelings by the disgusted way he looked at me..
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
On our spare time my Dad and I spend it watching shows like 20/20 and making fun of white people.
chonce: does anyone else’s mom or dad just watch murder/crime shows all the time or is it just mine
My dad really wants to see the spongebob movie with me
I haven’t been able to do some lineless art in a while so its good to know that i still have a lot of fun with it!Also this is my Chirstmas present for my dad and I wanted to post it here because I’m pretty happy with it
Aw, almost forgot to wish you a happy birthday! It’s my dad’s birthday too. no worries! Thank you very much!
IT’S TIME!
th-orns: perrynoplatypus: central-wasp-monolith: I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america. my dad is still a superhero to me my dad’s
daintylolihime: don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person
carpebutts: empress-homogay: “oh i love your name” “thanks i picked it out myself” is an A+ trans joke me, making fun of cis people: “nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?”
smdxn: I lost my dad to Fox News: How a generation was captured by thrashing hysteria I don’t recall my father being so hostile when I was growing up. He was conservative, to be sure, but conventionally and thoughtfully so. He is a kind and generous
My dads childless girlfriend has this photo in her bathroom of these stock image babies. And every time I go to the bathroom or take a shower I feel like that middle one is just eyeing me with these weird eyes like “weird seeing you here in this
eoile: residenthottie: Oh my god how controlling do u have to be this is disgusting im so fucking uncomfortable
My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska
shmemilyemily: dlie: dlie: maribopuppy: killthewhispernotthedream: ryouseiteki: I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed. IT HAS RETURNED Well I spent way too much time
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
Trying to get my dad to watch venture bros…. i feel like it’d be right up his alley but I don’t want to sit through S1 brock sex scenes with him 😞
y'all….my dad texted me and my sister informing us that he got us into ALL the parties going on in vegas next week. it. about. to. go. down. MAGIC is gonna be the shit.
Pooping at my dad’s apt is the worst bc the toilet is too high. It’s so uncomfortable
My birthday, spring break, my dads birthday, spring break, shamrock shakes, AND spring break
My dad just let me play with his phone cause there was an android update he was telling me about and he had the tumblr app so I of course was like “you have tumblr???” and he goes “don’t open it” so my dad has a porn blog :-)))))) fucking joy
it costs nothing to press the follow button
My mama furious as fuck and I love it.
ps if you’re friends with fucked up people delete them out cha life because anything anybody else has to say about it is irrelevant as fuckkkkkkkk
My dad is baking peanuts in the oven and I swear it smells like cake.
one thing that sucks though since i’m not in the hospital for my Sickle Cell, which is something that I can’t help (like when I get pain), and it’s for something new my dad hasn’t been very kind or supportive of me, every time
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions on it range from hated it before to love it now and hate it and still hate it, im sorry friends //pet pet
my dad loves lions so i showed him that article about the lionesses with the gene mutations that made them grow manes and he called them freaksWELP :’)
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
I was taking the requested selfie when my Dad started to attempt to sing some R&B song and I just about lost it
it should be illegal for parents to walk into your room without knocking
dikeid: cj-swings: DON’T PLAY THIS VIDEO IT’S A VIRUS. It just killed my computer… I had to give it to my dad to fix. BE CAREFUL, GUYS. APRIL FOOL’S DAY IS COMING UP… PEOPLE SEND VIRUSES AROUND THIS TIME OF YEAR. JUST BE CAUTIOUS OF WHAT
xactoe: i was trying to send a picture to my friends but i accidentally sent it to my family group message instead and it was the worst possible one…
