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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION ON TUMBLR POP UP ON MY SCREEN WHEN askbreejetpaw I LITERALLY FELT MY HEART SKIP A BEAT, NO JOKE, IT HURT OWO BUT WHO CARES SENPAI IF FOLLOWING MEEE! /)w(\
you take it quite literally, that next step
enzoxyz15: I’m a thirsty bitch and a child of sin :DSweet baby Jesus °^°If for some reason you decide to reblog..pls don’t tag Mark…I don’t want him to notice me by THIS I SEE YOUR SINSHAMESHAAAAAAAAAAAME
circumcisions: circumcisions: sluttyoliveoil: hey someone told me you remind them of an owl who FUCK
carchacroq: kcuts-emoh: baku: baku: baku: mediocre, lukewarm at best, unfunny text post (a reply that is trying so hard to be edgy and lol so random xD) this is the most terrifying thing anyone has ever said to me. i am literally shaking right
It is literally impossible to save money when you are poor.
snapchatting: drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u
freefitty: if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure like literally you could kiss me and I still wouldn’t fucking know
I’m writing an essay on why abortion should be legal and literally all I can think while going through the pro-life sites is “are these real reasons?” One literally just says that the woman can’t make the choice to kill the fetus.
tinyrats: sadtitty: how about you’re not asian don’t make asian parent jokes honestly ths applies to so many child abuse jokes relating 2 specific races n cultures lik i see so many damn white ppl making la chancla jokes or goin ‘absurdly strict
it is literally the best manga you’re not reading
#sean literally got hard looking at a picture of a cute tree from golden sun i guarantee it hey basedthursday wanna see my sol blade
wasthatnotsideblog: just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that
suppdel: do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.
officialputin: putins-boyfriend: putins-girlfriend: yourtubes: reblog if your url represents who you really are I am really Putin’s girlfriend then we have a problem I can explain
waltdisnerd: shipping an unpopular ship shipping an unknown ship otping something you’re pretty sure you’re the only one who ship it
apolloette: Do you ever think about the height difference between yourself and a fictional character and what it would look like if you stood next to them
themochagoddess: jamesyouth: toinfinityandbeyonce: when you havin pho for christmas dinner Fuck this is so positive and I love it THIS IS SO CUTE
you are the music in me
cassandrapentayaaaaas: Fic tag: slow burn Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough
wanderlustdiiary:one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright
oportunitas:It’s like i want to know, but i don’t want to ask you
It's nice to have sex with someone who enjoys looking through tumblr with you and go "oh let's do that!"
sarasotaa: “Fake it till you make it” is literally the best thing you can do when you are trying to learn body/self positivity. Once you start calling yourself beautiful enough you start to believe it and then you eventually see that you
heartheirwhispers: ultraviol-et: Isn’t it relaxing?Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm. This is so perfect I want to cry This is so relaxing to watch
spenceromg: do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
krakensdottir:eggastential-biscuits:soclonely:digital-medic:AHHHH LOVE THAT THEY HAVE BPDI have three of theseI thinkMaybe I have BPD but I can’t be sure rnOh thank fuck, this is literally the first non-horrible BPD representation I’ve ever seen
lavendroused:lavendroused:because I remembered another weird thing I do and also that someone once described it as “the most transmasc thing ever” so let’s get to the bottom of if that statement is true or notdo you shampoo your armpit
amaninprogress: i will literally reblog this every time i see it
Anyone having this weird thing with Tumblr mobile where if you search something nsfw, literally nothing will show up? But when you search outside of the app, stuff shows up again?
noangelsinthegarrison: My mum: Oh well done girls you finished the Christmas tree! My mum: It’s great! Let me just take a pi - wait. Is that … My mum: Oh for heaven’s sake. My mum: *sigh* I should have seen this coming.
cithana: Imagine your OTP #4Person A: is it hot in here or is it just m-Person B: it’s you. It’s fucking you. You’re literally laying on top of me. It’s a fucking oven down here. GET OFF ME.Person A: *smirks and slowly rolls off B*
vinceveretts: I’ve lived a life that’s full I’ve traveled each and every highway And more, much more than this I did it my way.
satansbitontheside: The worst thing is literally finding out that you didn’t mean as much as you thought you did to someone. It’s heart breaking because it just makes you look daft and clingy because you never realised it. It just hurts.
this person on my facebook is a total moron and made a status ‘why is it that the people who claim to know about psychology are the ones with mental illnesses they cant control’ WHAT THE FUCK yes they know about psychology because they have
meadowkitten: hello would u mind holding this it’s my hand but don’t worry I’ll hold yours too and maybe even give you some small potted plants
Literally every time I watch Whip It, I cry. It’s just so on point and I can relate so well I guess :(
caribbeanheaux:sunzolo: I try really hard to not be pressed about celebrities, but I want all of them to get snatched. Their legacy revolves around being professional gold diggers (I fuck with that, believe me) so how the fuck you gonna shame Amber???
weltenwellen:Making the people you adore laugh is literally everything
badjewess: johnniewaswolf: baby talk is such a no-go with me. i don’t even do it with literal babies. You’re not supposed to do it with literal babies it’s stunts development of verbal skills yep, which only further solidified my reasons for
When I tell a fandom joke and no one gets it...
goodgirlsgettocum:hell-is-a-teenage-girll:It literally disgusts me to see posts about people wanting to fuck others who are in little space.. Age regression is not a kink. These person’s are literally having the brain and capacity of a CHILD at
You guuuyyyssss I literally got over 30 messages in my inbox all saying various forms of ‘JENNNN’ plz give my inbox a break D8
roceemo: beetleboo: dimedog: “So this is Jack and he has some sort of type of laryngeal paralysis? At least thats what the vet told me.” @ literally all of my followers *deepest voice imaginable* wrow.
You guys ever notice how fucking dark the lyrics to “Boys of Summer” are? It’s literally about a man stalking his ex after other guys railed her.
it’s extremely disappointing that I see porn blogs post hardcore pornographic videos here with literally tens of thousands of notes yet y'all delete my nude yoga videos or videos of me naked petting my dog. where is the logic.
