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Me: (as I’m looking at a man with long hair, a beard and an Overkill t-shirt) “is it Fathers day? Because he can be myyyy daddy”
circumcisions: circumcisions: sluttyoliveoil: hey someone told me you remind them of an owl who FUCK
janes-ives: janes-ives: janes-ives: literally unfollow me if u like/support cmby/n ive already lost 4 followers I lost like 20 followers after posting this Yeah same, fuck that movie.
princesshaywoodwrites: literally nothing is more annoying and obnoxious than someone demanding you do something that you were already planning on doing. Do you know how likely it is that I do the thing now? Zero. Zero likely.
kingmunsterxvii: Games like Animal Crossing that give you a reason to play every day are great for coping with anxiety/depression because yeah life is terrifying but that bush you planted today? It’s gonna be slightly bigger tomorrow and that at least
I’ve just spent the past two hours edging over and over again, to the point where I’m literally in tears from desperation.. I’m finding it harder and harder to cope with my sexual desires as the days go by and sometimes I just get
literal-ghost said: Is there a hardware manager or something you can check? Usually you can check the brand/model number of all of the hardware hooked up to your computer through that. do you mean device manager because it didnt give me specific
ceesenpai: Yes to all of the above
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: #i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me
lalastarlight: mintybabybutts: this is literally literally literally me gpoy to end all gpoys nggggggg This is amazing. Seriously. Beat me to it ;_;
gregorypecks: i hate it when someone comes over unexpectedly and i literally look like this
oreofic: i like it when characters are so shy that they literally don’t say anything when they have to go so when the person they’re with goes to talk to them, they get two words out before they see the tears filling the other person’s eyes and
thealphapigeon:Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something
apolloette: Do you ever think about the height difference between yourself and a fictional character and what it would look like if you stood next to them
baestheticsss: strivingking: I literally love a woman that talks alot and you know why? because it 100 times better than trying to pull conversation out of a woman I’m a good listener and I’m inquisitive, so sometimes when I’m just getting to
alltheseratchedhoes: atypicalcherry: Wait for the beat drop. Its lit 😂 Follow me for more 2nd Line videos. I literally love second line Sunday’s like fr
shslequius: “Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning” is literally just the human version of “Have you tried turning it off and back on again?”
So there’s this ad where John Cena is buying garbage bags and his Pecs bounce when he buys them and literally I get Wet Everytime.
Those three asks we’re so thrilling. I’m literally checking my pulse…it’s still racing.
This is clearly the plan of an idiot
darling
Elise Ols
oikabwah: if-u-had-a-sex-life: oikabwah: oikabwah: *me doing crunches*: …do it for mikasa *me lifting*: …do it for iwa-chan *me doing squats*: …do it for suga *me doing lunges*: …do it for kuroo *me doing backstroke for literal days*: …do
I’m literally hiding from my responsibilities. Under the stairs. … It’s cold in here.
alluringhowell: I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY
tallulahblues: I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I
yeah-ditto-obvs: literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone that’s it that’s all i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep
cutegirlonline: when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there Originally posted by spongebrah
look it's another fucking mess of a blog
bovidae:not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition
Oh don’t worry I hate the venture bros but I literally cannot stop watching it
idolomantises:idolomantises:I was watching Komi San with my sibling a few months ago and I’m surprised nobody ever talks about a character who’s running gag is that she’s chubby and everyone calls her fat but she looks like this:It reminds me of
the-mad-professor: morning-nightmares: the-mad-professor: dunrath: Bring Me The Horizon (Vans Warped Tour 2013: Pomona Day 2) [x] the guy doing cartwheels is literally me Was it literally actually you Eli it was i was there cartwheeling into the
#Literally me when it comes to Julie Andrews
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vinceveretts: I’ve lived a life that’s full I’ve traveled each and every highway And more, much more than this I did it my way.
It seems to me that in literally every movie Norman Reedus is in, he has a long-standing vendetta against shirts [or sleeves] and smokes like a chimney.
idioticteen: i really wish i could date a famous person cause i would literally live for all the hate i would get, i would go on twitter just to read the hate while holding a glass of red wine in my other hand laughing
internetcultleader:i literally constantly have fear that im playing my music too loud in headphones and everyone can hear it and theyre all secretly judging my music taste
me-and-my-beard: weloveshortvideos: literally me i missed it
I talk shit hoping it leads to a play fight that turns into rough sex
accendas: i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
fun game: reblog your fav picture of me
Zodiac: Tag Yourself (Edition)
caribbeanheaux:sunzolo: I try really hard to not be pressed about celebrities, but I want all of them to get snatched. Their legacy revolves around being professional gold diggers (I fuck with that, believe me) so how the fuck you gonna shame Amber???
lol senioritis even though ive been into college for literally 5 days and it’s barely 2 weeks into second term ok bi
one day i’m going to be brave (and inspired) enough to draw out my OCs and post/talk about them
weltenwellen:Making the people you adore laugh is literally everything
Prissy Bitch
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
When I tell a fandom joke and no one gets it...
If you do not live with your child, see them everyday, or honestly even spend the entire day with them— Keep your mouth shut about being tired or how YOU would run YOUR house in my position and how “easy” it’d be or so help me god I will remove
wrenhavenriver: i’d rather lose with a team that says hello back than win with one that doesn’t
weirdlyprecious: Hit the DiamondGIVE ME ALL THE RUBIEEEES!!! The way that this episode had not only things I wished, but things I thought that would be pretty unlikely to happen makes it hard to believe that I’m not dreaming, somehow. At the beginning
Me, after seeing Cammie for 0.2 seconds: My child now.Literally the rest of the Gen:LOCK team: Oh worm?
feistylittlething: Literally all the time
totalariana: I honestly can’t deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well I’ll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years
CBD is a schedule 1 “drug” now lol way to fucking go America
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