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bigcopedipper: bigcopedipper: #Me Man I love my bed, but it looks so SMALL with me in it. It’s a queen-sized… You are a man of many hats. And of much sexiness…
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literally me when my boss was ranting during rally abt all the stuff i bitched about in the VoA survey last week like the day after i submitted it n why it’s unacceptable LOLi opened my pepsi, took a sip and threw that fuckin pinky up i was thoroughly
me-and-my-beard: weloveshortvideos: literally me i missed it
xekstrin: shipperwrit342: xekstrin: is no one going to say it educate me xekstrin
the-gold-finch: Me: *finishes drawing* Me: THIS IS INCREDIBLE I AM INCREDIBLE WHERE IS MY MILLION DOLLAR one day later Me: it’s shit
my 2 goals for my senior year:-jerk the girl i like off (bc shes never done it before)-survive--thats literally it
literally ALLL I WANT
yeah-thats-not-it:flustered and embarrassed girls are literally my favorite
Step (and I can’t stress this enough) on me. With @adult–goth
*Playing 3ds at 2am with a full bladder that I was just about to go to the bathroom and empty when my neighbor car, that’s right next to my window, alarm goes off scaring me to death making me jump and scream* … *after realizing what it was calms
Me: I’m gonna make a small cute omo scenario text post. Just a little cute paragraph, straight to the point 😊💛Me: 1 hour later with a 500 page book that’s a trilogy plus long ass bonus special*-.. fUCK!
thexfiles: “holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are
rainaramsay: crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill
captainemmarica: nothing compares to that feeling when you discover a new book and it just consumes your life and you literally want to eat and breathe this book and when it’s over you think about it for days and days and the idea of reading a new
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
thequeenvevo: marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
*heavy sigh for the girl trying to convince me feminism is evil and that I’m a bad person for thinking it’s a good thing*
It really irritates me that people eat my groceries before I even get to them. I literally just bought some things and they’re already halfway gone. -__- are you fucking kidding me? I need to move out.
It’s really great when you realize that you’re literal fucking garbage and nobody actually likes you.
crewnex: snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it
celestialcow: It’s June. I can look at this two ways. Either I’ve wasted 6 months doing absolutely nothing with my life. or It’s only 6 months until Christmas.
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mmcrunchie: okmdq: *wears an oversized leather jacket and messy hair* *leans up against some walls*
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do
simonbitdiddle: fabtrek: arandomshotinthedark: memewhore: zofrph: ellirph: gendersurrender: gendersurrender: “You don’t have to say thank you, it’s their job.” YOU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST PERSON Why would you teach your child to be rude
aobabe: imagine noiz trying to hit on koujaku in german. “wie gehts, baby." "the fuck you just say to me." this is my most popular kounoi headcanon and i’m really happy about that.
jncos: *snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me.
Anyone want to come punch my uterus? It’s literally trying to kill me. Also back rubs? And belly rubs. I’ll curl up and make cute little puppy noises and rub my nose on you.
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
stability:my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them
i posted nudes cuz i didn’t feel that good about myself… but my body was incredible. it was the only thing i had going for me, i thought. so i figured “shit, i ain’t cute, but my body is… and that’s desirable.”
gayscifiguy: superdictionary: Queer Hawkgirl: That’s a queer animal. That’s a strange animal. It must come from another planet. (h/t http://dropkickbatarang.tumblr.com/) me
Seriously? How hard is it to find a willing cock to suck? I'm about to fucking lose it, I'm literally desperate for it.
thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and
Me spending literally 80% of my time in the fetal position sitting or sleeping: this is what it means to suffer™
thexfiles: i literally will not tell people who are hurting me that they’re hurting me because i’m afraid of hurting them by telling them they’re hurting me it’s such a mess
Literally too depressed to care about anything, like I’m fine and it’s the usual things in life that’s shitting on me. But before it would really bother m. Now I’m just numb and it’s like wow that is typical when it comes
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Literally everyone tells me they like my hair always when it’s been any bright color (red, orange, split red + black, or yellow now) anywhere I go that’s a public place, yet my mom still insists on calling it ugly and me ugly. I don’t
magikofficial: one last thing before I go that I just need to inform you all of, yet again: seasons 1-3 of Spongebob are literally, and I’m not exaggerating, the funniest television comedy ever
It’s so so nice being with Tom, even if he is fast asleep at the side of me right now, tbh not surprised it is 3:30. It’s something so simple but I’ve missed this, just being at the side of him awake or asleep…literally the smallest things short
not-a-space-alien: proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy
12ozmouse: yucky-icky: districtsugar: kittykat-sugar: heidiblairmontag: A short segment I created to illustrate Heidi Montag’s abusive relationship and how it can literally ruin someone’s life. Poor poor thing. Look at what he did to her 😢
kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say
When I was a mohawked, 17 year old Boi I would go 9 days without showering and want to go longer. Now I’m a fauxhawked, 21 year old Mother and having just taken my first shower in 9 days and I could cry over how wonderful it felt. Literally never
pinnetree: me: god my entire life is a disaster im such a mess holy shit im gonan fuckign lose it me, literally 3 minutes afterwards: I feel so good today!! I’m just so happy that things are going well in my life and that I’m not stressed out or
collegegentleman: tankmoneygainee: WRAP IT UP Literally me
Change my icon again because is this not perfect
writing-prompt-s: Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
zoetropez: zoetropez: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT SAPPHIRE CAN’T WINK SO SHE JUST HAS TO BLINK May I remind you all, this is my post with the most notes I’ve ever gotten and it is literally me just screaming about how much I love Sapphire
beetledrink:i don’t play OW much anymore but when i did it was funny as hell that people would angrily tell you to diversify your mains… nah i paid money for this game i’m gonna play who the hell i want. i’m not a team player i’m a junkrat
watched a LOT of the old avatar series today! I really like it a lot ;u; and I heard jen hale’s voice TWICE TWICE it was great
It’s crazy to me how people casually talk about being engaged multiple time & I’m over here like, I’ve never been proposed to. Plus every time I brought it up in my relationship they’d meet their utter doom lol My ex literally texted me about
It really irks me when people here tell me to not let the negativity bother me. You’re trying to help but it’s not your place to. The negativity I encounter here literally only affects me while I am responding to it. Then it’s gone.
it’s extremely disappointing that I see porn blogs post hardcore pornographic videos here with literally tens of thousands of notes yet y'all delete my nude yoga videos or videos of me naked petting my dog. where is the logic.
