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amadaun23:You think “I’m brave and I’m crazy and I can drink”. But it’s really like “I can’t socially talk to people without having a stupid fake confidence that’s obnoxious”. You think it’s like truth serum, but it’s more like
This is me every time. Older men are honestly the only males who ever notice me anyways so it’s wonderful.
androdragynous:art tipsdon’t call what you create “content”. regardless of what it is. that’s the devil talking. call it art, call it writing, call it music, call it analysis, call it editing, literally just call it what it is
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSBAND
bladdershycutiepie: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love pee, we know, you love omorashi so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love guys pissing their pants,
Literally what my heart feels like today except it’s still in me and it hurts and I wish someone could take it out of me for a little while.
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It really annoys me how there are so many people who like the new ghostbusters movie, yes its fucking awesome to see a full cast of girls, yes its cool that theres more women in the film industry because of it, but literally all of the characters are
pissbong: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething: hidingoutbackstage: I’m right and I should say it Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? “Hey” “Hey” “greetings, whore” “[fortnite dances]”
idiopathicsmile:the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises
scaryclara: i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences
ravenclawcore: texasben83: deathcult66: sassnsizzle: blingostarr:ehhdee:Anne Hathaway lip syncs wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus These just keep getting better and better Reblogging because I love the gif Amazing!! Literally me the ENTIRE performance
snapchatting: drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u
Trying to drink coffee again (I told the barista to make me something for coffee drinking babies) because I can handle a small amount of coffee. If I bug out don’t feel bad for me. It’s literally me measuring me abilities.
timahina: You ever look at one of your ships that you just fucking love and seriously ask yourself WHY do you actually ship it and literally nothing comes to mind.
magicalgirlmami: why is it that i cant have sex with byakuya togami that was all i ever wanted why
disco-tea:curly-cottage-girl: beggars-opera: New York and Chicago people need to calm down and agree in the solidarity that Rhode Island style pizza is the absolute worst me reading the notes: okay come on guys it can’t be THAT bad…me looking
waltdisnerd: shipping an unpopular ship shipping an unknown ship otping something you’re pretty sure you’re the only one who ship it
it is literally 5:20 rn and i think my mother is awake fuck fuck fuck.
themochagoddess: jamesyouth: toinfinityandbeyonce: when you havin pho for christmas dinner Fuck this is so positive and I love it THIS IS SO CUTE
can someone pls explain to me what’s so great about mizusei. it’s literally the only dmmd ship i can’t get behind and it’s killing my whole ‘i ship all the ships’ vibe ya feel.
wickedangels:hot girl summer but it’s me rewatching my favourite tv shows in my bed all day
altraya: I’M FUCKING CRYING IT’S HERE FULL METAL PANIC YES FINALLY WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER IT’S FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cassandrapentayaaaaas: Fic tag: slow burn Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough
superwholockedginger: snail-monger: I went to public school. i lost it after attempt 510. Literally me whenever I play any game.
23skidood: iamapaperuniverse: Anyone want to come punch my uterus? It’s literally trying to kill me. Also back rubs? And belly rubs. I’ll curl up and make cute little puppy noises and rub my nose on you. Well orgasms and fisting do help with cramps
rumichai: It’s so hard for me to get off unless i’m the one touching myself, it’s annoying cuz ive had partners who tried rly hard to make me cum and i cant, and it’s not them it’s literally me Ugh me too! I’m glad I’m not the
ughtree: de4fening: piratenunteruns: alecstasy: my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful this it’s literally scary how much this post is me this is so perfect wow
bakwaaas:sometimes it takes years before you fully understand the reality of a situation you were in, for you to look back and see it for what it truly was
womaninthewoods: cutie-candy-gory-ghost: Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard. my favorite thing.
foxnewsofficial: i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
oportunitas:It’s like i want to know, but i don’t want to ask you
me: *tries to be flirty* you: “aw, you’re adorable” me: *is outright sexual* you: “woah, calm down” me: *does nothing* you: “you never initiate sex & tbh it’s no fun” me: *never gets laid & dies*
capacity: I got yelled at and it’s literally taken me several days to recover emotionally it really wiped me out
hate: is it bad that i secretly want to be hit by a car all the time
me-and-my-beard: weloveshortvideos: literally me i missed it
pmdeos: nintendo: here’s a new pokemon based on a red panda! it’s pink and black and like 7 feet tall me: i wanna hug it nintendo: you will literally fucking die if you hug it tho lol me: even better
fangirlinginleatherboots: me: this task is really difficult for me because of my disability. even if i did manage to complete it, it would hurt me or leave me unable to do anything else abled/neurotypicals:
justsomeantifas: Don’t feel bad for making donations posts, it is literally exactly how capitalism works, so whenever fuckin pro-capitalists shit on you for “asking for handouts,” you’re literally working a job. heres how: people are deciding
niambi: teamnowalls: localstarboy: Being drunk vs Being high i saw this on twitter and i cant stop thinking about it cuz its literally mania vs depression #it’s funny cuz they are both going through it
noangelsinthegarrison: My mum: Oh well done girls you finished the Christmas tree! My mum: It’s great! Let me just take a pi - wait. Is that … My mum: Oh for heaven’s sake. My mum: *sigh* I should have seen this coming.
raygorartshit: Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography
hyphen-hifin: trustloki: 3000–21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual #you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy #it’s just a phase #you’ll meet
captoring: when you had bad vibes about someone and then it turns out you were right
jackwynand: it’s so weirdly common to be rude to people who need subtitles or want subtitles as if it’s some kind of nuisance to have subtitles, but honestly? normalize having subtitles on everything. overall it can help people with language barriers
johanbutt: I really hate when people are like Hey I just made a five minute sketch and it looks like this and I make a five hour drawing and it looks like this
mulder, it's me
rosison: shenko: garbage-senpai: conallcd117: moredepth: Coexist this what i picture world peace looks like This is where I want to be Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years The old lady bringing it: Aquarius The guy in the golden
lampad1994: i think a big reason why i use tons of emoticons and exclamation points is because i want there to be no doubt that i’m being friendly and not at all terse or uninterested, cause i have the problem where when people reply to me i’m sure
meadowkitten: hello would u mind holding this it’s my hand but don’t worry I’ll hold yours too and maybe even give you some small potted plants
hdandie: Me: *showers* Me: I am literally excelling in life. Mental illness where??
luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner
booksandweapons: someone requested freezerburn where Weiss acts shy ah im sorry if it doesnt look good!
I’m trying to eat before the episode but I’m so excited that I literally can’t
windycarnage: when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing
twerkingforchickenuggets: This is literally me when su comes on tv
Okay but like the music this episode gave me such a fooly Cooly vibe in the sense of its nostalgic and it FITS, it really felt like a chill rebellion but also just so much FUN 10/10 I want the full song omfg
masturbatewithacheesegrater: it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking
padalekki: It’s Avocado Season
kvitrika: Daily thoughts I hate drawing I hate it I hate everything I draw NO I LOVE IT, IT MAKES ME HAPPY DRAWING IS FUN WHOA, LOOK AT HOW I CAN DRAW, INCREDIBLE no, it’s bad yeah, I am bad at it I hate drawing dang, I love drawing
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