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home-of-hip-hop: It could only go so far, rip big.
Nas and Jr Gong gonna turn it out
I shake it like jello
stonedfaceman: I kno. It’s a joke, right?lmao
gq: The Best-Dressed Man at Last Night’s Met Gala was Frank Ocean Leave it to Frank to hit the right note on a night when so many guys’ looks fell flat.
the-tardis-gets-wifi: cisbloodscum: it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
vickydruz: gypsyone: POUND IT Pound the alarm!
jaba-the-slut: -intheround: “Nobody says anything about that” I’ve reblogged this about 40 times. But let me do it again.
tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
i-am-it8: breakfast-with-satan: treasure: danielzrotfl: You can change the direction of the train what the fuck Depending on which side of the train you look at, it’s either going away from you or towards you. Sucks for people who’re trying
santanist: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER
mrpoetry910: The picture that started it all
Okay listen up, we take The Big Bang Theory… and replace Sheldon with none other than DMX. *Leonard enters the apartment and DMX is at his computer* Leonard: Hey X, what’s up? DMX: AY DAWG I GOT A NEW RIG WIT WINDOWS 7, IT’S WAY
h0ckeymom: i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
ufocottoncandy: I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord And I’ve been waiting for this moment, for all my life
unfollower: invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you