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jaclcfrost: [casually puts earlier date on assignment before turning it in to make it look like i’m not a procrastinating piece of shit]
nevvzealand: one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
injuries: One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.
wizardgrum: it’s weird how everyone’s house has a special house smell and the family living there doesn’t notice at all but when you first walk in it’s like getting slapped in the nose with some weird brand of laundry detergent what’s up with
tupacabra: “hanging out with friends” means sitting in my living room and asking each other “so what do you want to do” for a few hours and then it’s 11pm and it’s too late to do anything
piranhabat: jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
nakedexocakeparty: you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring I TRIE TO EXPLAIN THIS THING TO MY FRIENDS AND THEY DIDN’T UNDERSTAND IT. FUCK.
tiesaretedious: hoLY SHIT SO TODAY IN CLASS THE WEIRDEST FUCKING SHIT HAPPENED a bee got into my class and everyone was freaking out, so all of a sudden, this kid goes “I GOT IT” and he fucking pulls out a RUBBER FUCKING BAND AND SHOOTS IT THE FUCK
ghostsfacer: Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to.
josiephin: k-kipper: btw-idk: This is what terrifies me about the ocean. the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and
gookgod: fancy0ctopus: I found this house randomly on Google earth and none of us knew how the hell it got there you didn’t find this house on google earth and people got on a ship to an island to build it
ohlode: yoko-littners-boobs: that’s a nice coat made of bathroom rugs It looks like it’s made out of that little shit that live in the garbage can
cametogivelove: Aaliyah’s “crying scene” from Romeo Must Die - in order to do it Aaliyah thought of her grandmother’s death a year before. It’s funny, when you want to cry you kind of want to cover yourself but I was told you have to be open
elmakias: Banksy piece in London, they covered it up with glass to preserve it , so sick.
bellecosby: You see her right there? Her name is Kimberly. She heard weird noises coming from her bathroom one night, but just assumed it was all her head. The next night she heard the same noise, but assumed once again it was nothing. On the third night
iamweiner: yolokony666x420x1017sodmg: insaneclownpapi: ramielfucker: “capitalism is the best system because it benefits me, and communism is the worst because it would no longer allow me to be better than you” i like PS4 Pizza tastes
get-nerdy: mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way It’s not?… no it means that someone sells drugs nearby my life is a lie
pemsylvania: pemsylvania: who here knows how to dismantle a security camera everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it
hitrecordjose: What do you mean “servings per container”? If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving. That I will eat. Right now. By myself.
gaymommy: dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
collegehumor: Ruler Definitely Not Made to Measure Your Junk (Yes It Is) It measures on a curve.
fandomstuck: the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
dickmark: OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT
embarassment: insanity-and-vanity: You literally have to reblog this when it’s Christmastime. it’s that time of year again!
kittymudface: uh-knee-ka: conflictingheart: THE CAT ASKS FOR FOOD It politely taps him on the arm and then uses its little kitty paws to show that it would like some food These adorable little creatues are just so intelligent and so utterly cute <3
this is how youre supposed to make koolaid white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in shit taste like water with batteries in it if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right
cheatcommandos: intosnarkness: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat and it got upgraded to first class without me i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad
neurochemical: neurochemical: im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made
splders: keepcalmandcarrieunderwood: How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically: A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that
alecwiens: I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
tupacabra: cerealmonster15: tupacabra: i’ve had it up to here with everyone’s shit. you can’t see where i’m holding my hand to indicate where “here” is, but let me tell you it is waaay above my head but the real question is how tall
premiium: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: walkingmyhellhound: If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction. that’s really inspiring holy fucking shit
bagmilk: jollyqrandpa: Do churches have wifi? mine does and they locked it but i guessed the password it was “jesus12345”
djkaeru: coelacanthteeth: never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
17yr: i have absolutely no concept of time over break like is it 1 am or 2 pm? i dont know. is it sunday or wednesday? i just dont know
-sharkbites: jonnovstheinternet: In Romania they have box Vodka. It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw. perfect for school lunches
flying-blades: when it rains it pours
rodneykong: the guys who wrote this show were literally on so many drugs it’s unbelievable it ever aired on Cartoon Network
cieply: i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
devilbatghost: If you take 1337 and multiply it by 8008 (it looks like the word boob on a calculator) you get 10,706,696 which is the number of times I’ve fucked your Mom
friendlytree: wrywlf: it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen eternal classic
rneerkat: “you think youre pretty hot stuff dont you?” i sneer at the forest fire. it gets self conscious and starts crying and its own tears put it out. one more forest saved
gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn
o-dawgtheinvincible: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in it for me?”
vagisodium: when you have a fond memory with someone but when you bring it up with them they dont remember it
slothforce: The more you look at it, the less sense it makes
machines-of-radiant-design: bootyaficionado: snapchatting: this is very important RIGHT WHEN I SAW IT WAS FOSTERS I WAS FUCKING HOPING IT WOULD BE THIS HAHAHAHA YES The best scene in cinematic history right here and forever quote worthy.
lokiator: goregeousity: what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn’t have to use a flashlight so it wouldn’t be so obvious the future is now
tardis-mind-palace: clockwork-superwholockian: ask-omnipony: luckydreaming: Are fedoras really that bad? YES YES THEY ARE I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo I mean it’s a goddamn hat. Right..? The white rose, it symbolizes the unique
bewbin: foodnun: hobgoblinhero: I have never said this before, nor will I ever likely say it again. I want to rub my dick on that velvety vehicle what happens when it rains then its velwet
lipbhalm: aizea: where does it loop tho idk i have been looking at this for fifteen minutes and still can’t fin it
stuntqueening: manif3stlove: whiteboyfunksucks: What inspired you to make Brenda’s Got A Baby? “I was reading the New York Post when I was doing the movie Juice and it was this story - it started out to be this big story about this family who
fitnerd1: gabrielleisgolden: why are guys afraid to do this like just fucking grab it damn I was about to type okay we will then I saw that it’s animated and now I’m like 0_0 someone needs to teach me how to make gifs.
fleurilia: classyndbeautiful: keden: This is how I just woke up, 5.30am and I don’t even mind its really beautiful Remember when I first reblogged this post and it had literally 9 notes and now it has 34k. Wow.
portraitsofboston: “Hey man, take my picture!” “I can’t do it. It’s too dark.” “Yeah, we need some light. Let’s go over there.” “Are you homeless?” “Yes, I am.” “How long have you been homeless?” “15 years. I’ve been
vnloved: I know smoking isn’t very healthy or whatever and people get so mad when you say it’s attractive but there’s just something about the connotation behind smoking that makes it nice, the way a person seems so at ease when they smoke makes
thirstlou: remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
goesinmybutt: it dont even feel like february it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time
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