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theyellowbrickroad: i love gaining the approval of cats it makes me feel validated
I shake it like jello
com-pulsion: I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
poryqon: sextronautt: yes yes yea yes yup okay mom bye bye bye bye bye It’s amazing how everyone knows what this is
mypatientvessel: Dude. My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn
kendall-kyliee: anarchisthousewife: lokis-army-first-lieutenant: I don’t even know who this man is, but his tweet spoke to me; so I’m posting it here. seriously fuck everyone who drives drunk This is the best post yet. These are to all you Beliebers
sapphirebones: jaacknasty: Probably the best 6 seconds ever. i fucking lost it
ihavewaytoomanyfeels: I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
thevirginqueenbaby: someone do hella coke with me . i wanna try it .
nikolawashere: NY under water. The eye-catching swimming pool in Mumbai, India, has been built to raise awareness about the threat of sea level rises as a result of global warming. It was constructed by attaching a giant aerial photograph of the New
hamishwatson: yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
youngblackandvegan: asunkee: suprchnk: kimkanyekimye: Kanye gave away his award cause he felt he did not deserve it ! this is exactly what i was talking about the other day Macklemore can keep his damn apology text messages. real recognize real