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revivingpeeta: tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow
partybarackisinthehousetonight: be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool
a-bowl-of-ramen-and-a-good-anime: gloomyteens: gloomyteens: when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
tupacabra: i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….
flyawaymax: doritoed: if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it? ”i chlorofeel you man”
gayerthanthefourthofjuly: deckthehallswithkomahina: when you wait for something to happen and it never does OH MY GOD I HATE YOU
joshifereverlark: ayaisamazing: It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty or plain, tall or short, or have things all over your face, because what truly matters is what’s inside you. this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post
circumcisions: loudmouthed: i wanna hav s*x sax? ha ha right on hit it bill
I shake it like jello
scottsprite: reblog in fvie secnods or els u die do it fkuckser
cryingbloodviolently: tescosfinest: i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011 its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get
hip-hop-gods: talk-that-shit: prettynaturally: I miss the old you It’s Ralph tho I miss this old ye
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk: gokuma: squigglydigg: I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ACTUAL OWL SITING INSIDE A DRAGON FRUIT SKIN UNTIL I READ THE THING AT THE TOP what the hell what the hell
thegirldetective: beyonceforbreakfast: mallomallo: gloomyteens: gloomyteens: when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS
candlelion: in short, fuck tumblr’s attitudes about “grades don’t matter” and “i’m offended because someone is breathing” and “it’s cool to be apathetic and hate everything” because the world doesn’t fucking cater to you guys, you
mitunathehelicaptor: “you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
h0ckeymom: i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
k-elizabeth-t: This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in
mukeulele: highlights of 2013: it ended
best-text-posts: niick4: how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got Everyone would be really hot
sexhaver: i just wanna see what mackleman drew in 3rd grade that was so good it made him question his sexuality
marielikestodraw: seasonalweasel: crownedcorvid: xxxritsuxxx: suicideslurpee: tibets: i just fucking spat all over my computer laughing OMFG. guys click it sometimes I go through my liked posts, and I’m like “the f uck, why did I save this?”
schoolboy-ra: yea your ass looks good i should give it a high five
pizzaforpresident: someone called my haircut gay i don’t see it
beinggigantic: beinggigantic: beinggigantic: did u guys see the deer with the ribbon this one did u see it did u see this
sealcat: no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it
gelatins: by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
larvifart: holy fuck it’s colder than my soul out here
kawaiiasspizza: christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously and what the fuck do you mean by that
demonsunderneath: kingshire: do you ever wonder if someone’s like secretly in love with you sometimes, but then im like “doubt it” and go back to the fridge for comfort
pizzaforpresident: it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
somesickhumor: Jesus, put it away Scooby.
illkim: Entire Class: *forgets to do homework* Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it
sethualtension: angryblackchickk: this is fucking terrifying this is awful what the actual I don’t think you get it Buzz. I’m Andy’s favorite toy. I will always be his favorite toy. How many more people must I kill until you come to realize this?
onlylolgifs: The kid in the back feelin it
upgraders: it’s kinda f**cked up that 4 of the most famous artists in the world were named after the ninja turtles
drunkdilf: Next year’s vma opening act is gonna be Rihanna in the middle of the stage smoking a big ass blunt, that’s it, no music no singing no nothing
barebackinq: when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it in
