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sidnugget: I’m angry because it gets dark at 4pm
I shake it like jello
fuckyeahtxtposts: i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off
bitchytbh: My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”
cute-sexual: if I start a sentence with “dude” you better listen up because it’s gonna be important
howidiotic: ISN’T IT AWFUL WHEN YOU’RE READING A POST AND YOU ACCIDENTLY REFRESH THE DASHBOARD AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THE POST AGAIN
weavemunchers: my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
spankmehardbarry: conkersradfurday: spankmehardbarry: i keep getting random erections today and idk why I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep
tolstory: is it possible to get this picture printed on my stomach
ammarmali: The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
lokean-nomad: nothingbecomingsomething: weightlesslives: Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps. This might be the most accurate
trapgodess: too-jaded-to-fuck: trapgodess: sisqofanclub: frankoceanfanclub: Good TURN UP FOR WHITE MEN NOT GETTING AWAY WITH BEIN STUPID I told you it’s illegal to eat and drive in California fuckin idiot So what law did he break? Eating and driving
randomlyawake: shez-a-bitch: oolongearlgrey: maxacola: inkaholicshane: Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks like a boss this is that shit you reblog every single time you see it on your dash. this man is a beast. holy fuck my jaw actually
merchandice: i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most
hunkules: I HATE WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR BLANKET ON BUT YOU TURN IT THE WRONG WAY SO THEN THE SHORT WIDTH IS ON YOU LONG WAYS AND YOUR FEET ARE COLD AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE THE ENTIRE BLANKET ALL OVER AGAIN
chaotic-awesome: I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
thefaggots0far: It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
kookie667: Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
work-it-out: i hate the ‘i need to listen to new songs but i don’t have the patience to get into new songs’ feeling
adultnapped: isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
kimberlehh: De La Soul Vinyl Giveaway. Just like I promised you guys, I decided to give away one of my vinyls, “De La Soul Is Dead.“ I’ll be giving it away to one of my followers that will be chosen completely at random. As long as I see your
oreoofficial: quacklem0re: oreoofficial: wow i havent showered since last year! haha! It’s not 2014 yet what does that have to do with anything
alchemist-rising: itssexualhour: one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to
m-etallic-mess: terra-butt: bvids: The steaks have never been higher. I’m deleting my blog 4:20 graze it
basilhallwards: “i wish i was born in the 90s” says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.
yutoube: laurenrosedecker: yutoube: my hands are really weighing me down maybe you should hold them for a while I’m so using this i have it copyrighted
*picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired
merbearedie: whether you listen to the dialogue without video or watch the video without sound it’s all the same
wanderinginthetardis: burqalicious: THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE
shadowsouji: holy hard nipples it’s cold
turn-their-guns-to-a-fist: pisssmoker: i wanna vomit It’s like a swaggy mermaid
kindraaelizabeth: sadnradx: afrogrrrlxvx: magnacarterholygrail: tha5thfloor: DMX Sings Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING CHRISTMAS SONG ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE You know how you don’t have any Xmas spirit? This is it. This was
quagmath: Damn. dammit. God fucking D amn it
petewanks: if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
kittykatiswhereitsat: digbicks: The Arrow of Time, Diego Goldberg Every year on June 17 — that’s his anniversary with his wife — Goldberg takes a portrait of everyone in his family, and adds it to this project. There are no formal preparations,
kanyewesticle: Knew it
pinneddownbythedark: and the lord said ‘take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you” and gordon ramsay replied “bland, dry, and tasteless”
goodknightdeer: my mom put my brother’s real birthday present inside this box and he thought this was it for a good two minutes
vio-and-his-tupla: karetahana: thisdefineswhoiam: this just happened on my dash… it happend again How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!! don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either
sircuddlebuns: sereneflaws: WHAT IS THIS IT LOOKS LIKE PORTAL TO ANOTHER WORLD its a fucking puddle please go outside
ninihoho: ninihoho: why did the blond fail her calculus test she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an
