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krijstman: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
titan-huntress: attackongaychou: general-stinkyballs: psyducked: ARE YOU LOVIN’ IT I would definitely shit my pants. that day, mcdonalds recieved a grim reminder SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UN WIE SIND DA BIG MAC
kjeirstan: Photo taken during a lightning storm at 2am (It was pitch-black outside and lightning flashed, right as the picture was taken.)
sp3ranza: praise the lord it’s back
foxnewsofficial: there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
officialpigeon: “Money can’t make you happy” WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
outvisible: we did it
vangoghismyboyfriend: remember when ‘i kissed a girl’ came out and it was like the most scandalous song ever and now we’re all like haha yeah im gay
shuckl: eenchilada: eenchilada: lms if Kim Possible’s top lip frightens you once you start viewing it as a moustache there’s no going back
bigeisamazing: IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!
joshpeckofficial: literallyrad: IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN take this picture down immediately
ifollowbadblogs: imheretowye: At least he still has Jackson. it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap
fedswatching: gaypee: shinjigraham: kaldriss: macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs but shit it was 99 cents naw this creepy as fuck
napoleonbonerhard: d0t0ri: shadowkixx: Oh god I saw this a long time ago and just now got it. oh my god
do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it
threepac: i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
raychielsgifs: kushandbeatz: Tyson X Tupac That fateful night in Vegas…. this gif is too much greatness. hate it had to be him.
spiritguide: WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
dandilionstarcat: wolffieworldorder: *british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road” really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree finally america didnt fuck something up and call it good.
unfollowryanross: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
suntbone: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with Guys I got it Society is
tardis-impala: do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you
tuupacshakuur: tuupacshakuur: Snoop Dogg: What people don’t know is that Tupac really kept me and my wife together. There came a point in time where I just felt like I didn’t need to be in a relationship. It was becoming a headache to me, and all
sillycarlos: sillycarlos: my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT
necrophilofthefuture: okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
outvisible: we did it This is what MLK dreamed about
myvaginaisamango: thinkblack: I think it’s time to kill for our women Time to heal our women, be real to our womenAnd if we don’t we’ll have a race of babiesThat will hate the ladies, that make the babiesAnd since a man can’t make oneHe has
mushroomsmcgee: mechcanuck: IT. IS. ON. REAL MATCH REAL MATCH
soujizz: omg i just realized theyre called pancakes because theyre like cakes but you cook them wait for it in a pAN
ronaldkn0x: its not easy being a complete fuck up but someones gotta do it
timelordangel: we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find
dirty-mef: worldsbaddest: timothydelaghetto: ibadbitch: thebootyhaven: booty-boobs-booches: HEY KHLOE Damn That muhfucka is feelin’ up on it too lol DAMN KHLOE! Kim who? forever reblog, fucking hell…
darkesthorizons: neptuneisforlovers: ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES! My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for seeing supplies?
playinggameseveryday: gloriouscheckeredbastard: I found a pic of Apollo’s dick I SCROLLED PAST THIS BY LIKE 5 POSTS THEN GOT IT YOU CLEVER LITTLE SHIT
monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep
porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
akkeyspet: someone is prolly lickin a butthole rn and you cant do anything about it
lovelunalovegood: gigglingbean: Do you ever want to grab someone in your class and pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes then whisper shut the fuck up i thought this was going to be about kissing but then it was so much better
pajamaben: Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
One time my brother gave me my wallet for Christmas. Not a wallet, my wallet. As in the wallet I already owned and it was missing ฤ. My brother stole ฤ from me for Christmas.
karlfranks: fullcabs: fuck I like it when posts like this are actually true Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”
incredibley: ethurnal: calif-ornia: this is the most beautiful photo of paris ive ever seen, it really does the amazing city justice wow i wanna live exactly there *:・ﾟ✧
homosassy: the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
