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bobchesler: fuglyselfie: bobchesler: fuglyselfie: penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong. I fucking choked on my tea Next you’ll be choking
asap-rock-lee: Call me Daddy in front of your father so i know it’s real.
idunwin: melanoleuca: Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever bring me the booty
ostracizedpoodle: no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick
carpe-hana: #this is it this is american television
The Swing at the End of the World There’s a swing on the edge of a cliff in Ecuador. It has no safety measures and is called the ‘Swing at the End of the World’.
theuppitynegras: sheercalculatedsilliness: what makes it art is all the cops staring like “yeah i’m not helping him up” white people on anon this is what happens in the real world
the-adequate-gatsby: no homo whole homo 2% homo skim homo soy homo almond homo coconut homo rice homo butter homo #I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo
I shake it like jello
princesszeldafitzgerald: OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART MOLLY STEWART AND IF I DO REMEMBER
rainhaxo: heyiwantyoutostay: My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it.. U
nowimthevillain: if this isn’t the next album cover they are doing it wrong
joshmosh415: I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were
sexybritishllama: u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold
vodka-zamolodchikova: You’re a football player. It’s in your blood.
multipack: mom can i borrow 贄,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
zippityboppity: even the girl in the wheelchair made it up buddy
titenoute: moose-on-the-loose: what is this show even about shhh it’s just the best medical show in the world
supamuthafuckinvillain: gotemcoach: PATENTED: Kareem’s Skyhook By far and away, the most lethal move in the history of the NBA. Take it in kids, this is a lost art form.
guncharge: home-of-hip-hop: The reason hip hop is dead, this photo right here. bet they fucked she still dreamin about it to this day
hallowendys: my town’s grocery store was broken into last night and someone stole all the peanut butter except for the crunchy kind the police think it’s the work of a smooth criminal
billionaireboytoy: treat me like a minority? At least he admits it
very-best-text-posts: rzkk: god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal .txt
highmiranda: does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re
best-of-funny: just-laff: never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping X
richwhitelesbian: wizcoylifa: fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people) “ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend
nepeta-lives: I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head
very-best-text-posts: gierlichmypussy: when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved .txt
very-best-text-posts: isn’t it ironichow we killflowersbecause wethink thatthey arebeautiful but wekill ourselvesbecause wethink that weare not .txt
best-of-funny: partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead X
mackenziefrenzie: OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK OR
patrick-arthur-urie: dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me
methlabrador: a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
biteythevillain: biteythevillain: what if ur bellybutton screamed when u covered it w/ a shirt cuz its scared of the dark how fucking high was i last night
thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog: phazon-vuitton: ithinkitschocolate: Rick Ross ft. Meek Mills My nigga lmao I can see it though
jaba-the-slut: -intheround: “Nobody says anything about that” I’ve reblogged this about 40 times. But let me do it again.
hiphopandanime: Did you know that ODB saved the life of a 4 year-old girl from underneath a car and visited her in the hospital under a false name cause he didn’t want to get attention for it. - RZA
hip-hop-lifestyle: foreverinyoeyezz: 30-9-96: lolsofunny: Australian model caught distracted during a photo shoot when the first plane hit tower 1. What an epic photo. It’s so weird to think that normal things were happening on 9/11. People were
home-of-hip-hop: christmas-in-compton: daily-humor: =) HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA I LOVE THIS, he tried his hardest to hold it.
nestorarnel: whiskeybeard: I’d sit on it. I should take a picture like this when I go.
you’re 4 months 20 days old blaze it
tuupacshakuur: tuupacshakuur: Snoop Dogg: What people don’t know is that Tupac really kept me and my wife together. There came a point in time where I just felt like I didn’t need to be in a relationship. It was becoming a headache to me, and all
schoolboy-ra: old-school-shit: Found a tank top and it lead to this… pretty
onlyaaliyah: When asked about her dress on the red carpet Aaliyah said that she purchased it off the rack at the mall. :)
thebaconsandwichofregret: kimbbearly: why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: “there are bees here
bagmilk: when you sing a song in your head and then it plays on the radio
