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dickfaerie: adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic lol. haha. youre so funny. youre so hot. of course i dont hate you.
navy seals war dogs get razor sharp titanium canines that can tear through body armor “it’s like getting stabbed four times all at once by a bone crusher”
fairhy: pacifism: The Rain Room is a 100 square metre field of falling water which visitors are invited to walk into. Sensors detect where visitors are standing, and the rain stops around them, giving them an experience of how it might feel to control
contenderforeverything: ruuyn: So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness
tupawkward: terribleterribleterrible: this is bad i am sorry wow what happens next “I am not a surgeon” that fucking did it for me
buzzfeed: Adventure Time is such an important show and there’s so much to learn from it.
hiphopfightsback: Then: “Born alone, die alone, no crew to keep my crown or throne.” Now: “You ain’t let Nas down, hows that sound, here the crown, pass it to you like nothing nigga.”
sickgirlchronicles: a-thirsty-ass-nigga: maozu: karate-nipples: fromtheinnersoul: haitian-sensation: I’m reblogging this everyday for a long time IF YOU AIN’T TALKING MONEY I DON’T WONNA TALK dope. chris cashin it south dallas swag
soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
makemydemonsrun414: unpopuler: adours: ex-oti-c: hayleysimps0n: the-17th-chamber: Never seen this before… He literally shat a brick holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best
damnnlyssa: everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this
yarrahs-life: oceanaroll: word-is-bond: rockybreaux: profashionall: never forget i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this… “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” ^^^ ^^^ It wasn’t me… Show me the
suspucious: i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling
vipeur: belleandwhistle: breyanarae: elegantlytasteless: Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard. I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me. oh my god. beautiful
megahoppip: matthiscitrus: megahoppip: boycotting pyroar due to nintendo’s gender binary bullshit Are you fucking kidding me? Do you realize that Sexual dimorphism is a real thing Lions are possibly the most commonly cited example of it These pokemon
hektorrodriguez: If I ever start a band, this is what I’m naming it.
deux-zero-deux: stankydro: merakitea: thuglies: ready2flyyy: Snoop Dogg & His First Born 18 Years Ago he has pretty ass hair Shit why doesn’t my hair look like that? ITS CALLED “BRAID UR HAIR AND THEN UNBRAID IT” that’s not the
KEEP IT REAL
collegehumor: lalondes: pajamaben: stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman I’m sold
dumbfricker: i think i’ve done it. i’ve found the best porn comment.
heyfunniest: Parenting, you’re doing it right.
I hate when people tell me not to judge because it’s like hey don’t take my hobby away
colourmewithcrayons: aknifeandmyheart: tarathiel: janesnow14: Sure. I’m game. Why the fuck not? It’s not like anyone’s going to take me up on this anyway. Same. Yet I still reblog in hopes of any takers. always
seejelly: two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out
thesevenhells: You’re not a true stoner until you’ve lit your blunts by rubbing two rocks together. 420 BC blaze it.
dom2psn: tayelchapo: I GET IT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
christmas-in-compton: maahaal: outlikealambx: l-urk: phantomofthecemetery: fyiconicboyz: thisisvodka: gambler-x: disneydear: I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s
pie-sandwich: 420 raise it
Cause it's 187 on an undercover cop.
